did you go by yourself or something ....... fk the last time I was there ( another story ) ..... the time before that I was there with like a dozen of my marines buds and it was fking ... bar hopping, skirt chaseing, fist pumping, 4x4 rollin, gun range blasting, strip joint begging good timePochsy wrote:
I honestly didn't find Las Vegas to be all that great when I was there last summer. I was using my cousin's ID and did a little bit of gambling, but really the entire place is just a huge money sink. The bars and clubs are nothing great; the hotels have a buffet and a casino, big deal; and the rest of your time you spend your time looking at the buildings. I mean, it's a cool concept, but once you're there it's not all that great.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Me " hey doll face, some bros from the board are meeting in Vegas and I'd like to go "
Wife " hmmm, tell me, who is playing? "
Me " nobody will be gaming in the casino, just football, promise "
Her " no, you retard, who is playing in the super bowl? "
Me " eep. Tbh I haven't the foggiest idea. "
Her " well then, we can't afford it. "
Me " but honey, I never do anything fun anymore. "
Her, pointing to her pants zipper " see this? Want to be using it ever again? "
So, sorry guys. I'd like to be there but she has the pussy and I am powerless against it.
Wife " hmmm, tell me, who is playing? "
Me " nobody will be gaming in the casino, just football, promise "
Her " no, you retard, who is playing in the super bowl? "
Me " eep. Tbh I haven't the foggiest idea. "
Her " well then, we can't afford it. "
Me " but honey, I never do anything fun anymore. "
Her, pointing to her pants zipper " see this? Want to be using it ever again? "
So, sorry guys. I'd like to be there but she has the pussy and I am powerless against it.
i used to admire you, and now i see you as the forum dumbass.ATG wrote:
I'd like to be there but she has the pussy and I am powerless against it.
you take your wife, you look at both every left and right titty, stare at the camel toe, put a fucking mirror on your goddam shoe for some upskirt - when you*re married dumbass you point out every single stylin bitch you see, before the old lady does. why?
because you can sleep in a sleeping bag out of town but
you*re taking the bitch you are committed to to an outstanding hotel room with room service! son, i am disappoint . . .
don't ya'll forget to go to a titty bar and take pics of ya'll and the dancers
and post them
and post them
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Baba Booey
Eh, spectator sports are for people who don't actually do anything in life.
I actually get embarrassed for the meatheads getting all excited in the bar when their team scores. And, those gleaming examples of Americana who paint their faces and bodies up in their teams colors...what can I say? Maybe God will smite us down soon. It sort of seems overdue.
So, the thing is, in truth, I could not possibly care about anything less than football. So, I'd be driving there just to meet some of you, and as the forum dumbass, that would be just dumb.
I also must say that respect is a rather cheap commodity on a dying gaming forum.
" Got my lucky couch. "
I actually get embarrassed for the meatheads getting all excited in the bar when their team scores. And, those gleaming examples of Americana who paint their faces and bodies up in their teams colors...what can I say? Maybe God will smite us down soon. It sort of seems overdue.
So, the thing is, in truth, I could not possibly care about anything less than football. So, I'd be driving there just to meet some of you, and as the forum dumbass, that would be just dumb.
I also must say that respect is a rather cheap commodity on a dying gaming forum.
" Got my lucky couch. "
Dude. Depressed or something?ATG wrote:
Eh, spectator sports are for people who don't actually do anything in life.
I actually get embarrassed for the meatheads getting all excited in the bar when their team scores. And, those gleaming examples of Americana who paint their faces and bodies up in their teams colors...what can I say? Maybe God will smite us down soon. It sort of seems overdue.
So, the thing is, in truth, I could not possibly care about anything less than football. So, I'd be driving there just to meet some of you, and as the forum dumbass, that would be just dumb.
I also must say that respect is a rather cheap commodity on a dying gaming forum.
" Got my lucky couch. "
siihb
Vegas is AWESOME! is what Id be saying if I didnt have midterms due this week and more than $200 in my checking account
Tu Stultus Es
wait so who actually went to vegas then
from what i gather burns went on his own
from what i gather burns went on his own
Man date.Jenspm wrote:
burnzz and ghetto, lulz
thought there was at least like 5+ guys going, seemed like it in the beginning.
I was holding off till yesterday morning on going but all signs were pointing no
Tu Stultus Es
Everyone pussied out and decided they had no money.androoz wrote:
thought there was at least like 5+ guys going, seemed like it in the beginning.
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pretty much
Tu Stultus Es
ghetto could have called me and talked me into it. havent heard from him. cia renditioned
Tu Stultus Es
its goin down this summer fosho
I would be willing to host a bash at my pad.
We would spit roast a whole baby pig and have the best tacos you can imagine.
But anyways, sorry it didn't work out.
We would spit roast a whole baby pig and have the best tacos you can imagine.
But anyways, sorry it didn't work out.
LegitATG wrote:
I would be willing to host a bash at my pad.
We would spit roast a whole baby pig and have the best tacos you can imagine.
But anyways, sorry it didn't work out.
i'm sorry no one else made it. i have had another fun weekend, and i'm going out to the Strip right now. last i heard, ghetto was working three chicks @ Ceasar's Palace.Superior Mind wrote:
Everyone pussied out and decided they had no money.androoz wrote:
thought there was at least like 5+ guys going, seemed like it in the beginning.
obama said you shouldn't go to vegasburnzz wrote:
i'm sorry no one else made it. i have had another fun weekend, and i'm going out to the Strip right now. last i heard, ghetto was working three chicks @ Ceasar's Palace.Superior Mind wrote:
Everyone pussied out and decided they had no money.androoz wrote:
thought there was at least like 5+ guys going, seemed like it in the beginning.
Baba Booey
not when Im saving up for college. That statement went straight to me
Tu Stultus Es
you done good then. burnzz on the other hand...
Baba Booey