kiss my rectum sexy>rush.Durex wrote:
ban4racism.Sup wrote:
irish dat u nigga?>rush.Durex wrote:
Don't girls actually 'cum' like we do? Obviously not seamen or sperm or even eggs but like the liquid shit that turns me onnn so bad come out of her?
man im dumb.
ban4sexies
ban4hawtness
ban4proness
You being a complete prick aside, here's what I'd do...CammRobb wrote:
Fuck making her squirt, I just need an orgasm! She'll be here in twenty minutes!
Easier said than done, but I think im just letting it go.Bevo wrote:
You're 15, suck it up. Leave her be for a bit, if she starts talking to you try not to pop an immediate boner. If not, let it go.
$.02
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Isn't it 'Easier said than done'?Tetn1s wrote:
Harder said than done, but I think im just letting it go.Bevo wrote:
You're 15, suck it up. Leave her be for a bit, if she starts talking to you try not to pop an immediate boner. If not, let it go.
$.02
Man I miss the good times...
I still don't really understand why, but
Cheers for the softcore bro, I was going to keep this one going for a while, but I dont think anyones gonna top that.>rush.Durex wrote:
You being a complete prick aside, here's what I'd do...CammRobb wrote:
Fuck making her squirt, I just need an orgasm! She'll be here in twenty minutes!
Fireside, candles, chickflick. Sit down in front of the fire on a beanbag with her back facing your chest so she's sitting inbetween your legs. In this position you can easily play with her while she watches that boring crap. Keep going till she starts breathing heavy and loses all interest in the movie, tis' time for a change in position. Down ya go son, all the way, kissing her boobs, her nipples, softly softly, gently gently, kiss her thighs and just below her belly button to her left and her right. Then go all the way down. Sometimes I like to give the lickout before the fingers cause its not so wet but if you wanna make her orgasm your just gonna have to take a face full of wetness.
I could go on and on and on. But it all really depends on the situation. You have to be comfortable with her though. I know I can freely act the twat I am with my girlfriend and she loves me for it We're both as immature as eachother which really helps too. She's not afraid to try new things and she's not afraid to say anything to me about her or whats going on in her life. Maybe you need to get more comfortable around her before she's willing to scream down the house and break the bed
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Just got back from school, not really thinking.>rush.Durex wrote:
Isn't it 'Easier said than done'?Tetn1s wrote:
Harder said than done, but I think im just letting it go.Bevo wrote:
You're 15, suck it up. Leave her be for a bit, if she starts talking to you try not to pop an immediate boner. If not, let it go.
$.02
Man I miss the good times...
I still don't really understand why, but
Silly Americans :S
It's 11;56PM and I worked 15 hours today in 2 shitty jobs.Tetn1s wrote:
Just got back from school, not really thinking.>rush.Durex wrote:
Isn't it 'Easier said than done'?Tetn1s wrote:
Harder said than done, but I think im just letting it go.
Man I miss the good times...
I still don't really understand why, but
Silly Americans :S
Ban time? So soon?>rush.Durex wrote:
can somebody link me to that epic thread about cutting pubes.
it's that time of the month again.
Since he asked this, someone link me too. I hate my pubes, so annoying.>rush.Durex wrote:
can somebody link me to that epic thread about cutting pubes.
it's that time of the month again.
a lighter works best for meandrooz wrote:
Since he asked this, someone link me too. I hate my pubes, so annoying.>rush.Durex wrote:
can somebody link me to that epic thread about cutting pubes.
it's that time of the month again.
Also what should one use? I heard instead of a regular razor you use a woman's body razor?
you said you'd never do that again, after that time you farted . . ..Sup wrote:
a lighter works best for meandrooz wrote:
Since he asked this, someone link me too. I hate my pubes, so annoying.>rush.Durex wrote:
can somebody link me to that epic thread about cutting pubes.
it's that time of the month again.
Also what should one use? I heard instead of a regular razor you use a woman's body razor?
I fart when I'm bored. Farted...burnzz wrote:
you said you'd never do that again, after that time you farted . . ..Sup wrote:
a lighter works best for meandrooz wrote:
Since he asked this, someone link me too. I hate my pubes, so annoying.
Also what should one use? I heard instead of a regular razor you use a woman's body razor?
Your girlfriend is still in DC while you're in Cali?Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Should I be annoyed?
At my old school we have these things 'round Valentine's Day called singing telegrams. You buy one and the chorus and a capella kids go around singing a song to the recipient. They also hand them a note written by the sender.
Anyway, my girlfriend told me today she bought some (including one for me... apparently I'll get it by phone). She said she sent one to a pretty good friend of hers (a guy, obviously, which is why I'm asking if I should be annoyed). She said the note has "i love you" and hearts written all over it. Now, I myself am not THAT annoyed because I know she's the kind of person who says that sort of stuff to all her good friends. Should I be annoyed though? I mean, I'm fairly certain if I did that with a girl she'd be at least a little miffed, even if I said it's just a joke. What do y'all think?
if she would be annoyed if you did that to her then you have the right to be annoyedHurricane2k9 wrote:
Should I be annoyed?
At my old school we have these things 'round Valentine's Day called singing telegrams. You buy one and the chorus and a capella kids go around singing a song to the recipient. They also hand them a note written by the sender.
Anyway, my girlfriend told me today she bought some (including one for me... apparently I'll get it by phone). She said she sent one to a pretty good friend of hers (a guy, obviously, which is why I'm asking if I should be annoyed). She said the note has "i love you" and hearts written all over it. Now, I myself am not THAT annoyed because I know she's the kind of person who says that sort of stuff to all her good friends. Should I be annoyed though? I mean, I'm fairly certain if I did that with a girl she'd be at least a little miffed, even if I said it's just a joke. What do y'all think?
I transferred to Murderland, but she WAS in DC while I was in Cali a few months ago.Macbeth wrote:
Your girlfriend is still in DC while you're in Cali?Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Should I be annoyed?
At my old school we have these things 'round Valentine's Day called singing telegrams. You buy one and the chorus and a capella kids go around singing a song to the recipient. They also hand them a note written by the sender.
Anyway, my girlfriend told me today she bought some (including one for me... apparently I'll get it by phone). She said she sent one to a pretty good friend of hers (a guy, obviously, which is why I'm asking if I should be annoyed). She said the note has "i love you" and hearts written all over it. Now, I myself am not THAT annoyed because I know she's the kind of person who says that sort of stuff to all her good friends. Should I be annoyed though? I mean, I'm fairly certain if I did that with a girl she'd be at least a little miffed, even if I said it's just a joke. What do y'all think?
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What's 'Murderland'?Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I transferred to Murderland, but she WAS in DC while I was in Cali a few months ago.Macbeth wrote:
Your girlfriend is still in DC while you're in Cali?Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Should I be annoyed?
At my old school we have these things 'round Valentine's Day called singing telegrams. You buy one and the chorus and a capella kids go around singing a song to the recipient. They also hand them a note written by the sender.
Anyway, my girlfriend told me today she bought some (including one for me... apparently I'll get it by phone). She said she sent one to a pretty good friend of hers (a guy, obviously, which is why I'm asking if I should be annoyed). She said the note has "i love you" and hearts written all over it. Now, I myself am not THAT annoyed because I know she's the kind of person who says that sort of stuff to all her good friends. Should I be annoyed though? I mean, I'm fairly certain if I did that with a girl she'd be at least a little miffed, even if I said it's just a joke. What do y'all think?
@Camm I don't know if she'd be annoyed... at least, I don't think so.
edit: yes I know that contradicts what I said in my post, but I was kinda writing it in a rush of urgency
Are you annoyed? Who cares if you should be or not...either you are or you aren't. As long as she's not leading the dude on who cares really?Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Should I be annoyed?
At my old school we have these things 'round Valentine's Day called singing telegrams. You buy one and the chorus and a capella kids go around singing a song to the recipient. They also hand them a note written by the sender.
Anyway, my girlfriend told me today she bought some (including one for me... apparently I'll get it by phone). She said she sent one to a pretty good friend of hers (a guy, obviously, which is why I'm asking if I should be annoyed). She said the note has "i love you" and hearts written all over it. Now, I myself am not THAT annoyed because I know she's the kind of person who says that sort of stuff to all her good friends. Should I be annoyed though? I mean, I'm fairly certain if I did that with a girl she'd be at least a little miffed, even if I said it's just a joke. What do y'all think?
I'm mildly annoyed. And I don't think she's leading him on... the kid's kinda aspie, tbh he's nothing compared to me.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Are you annoyed? Who cares if you should be or not...either you are or you aren't. As long as she's not leading the dude on who cares really?Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Should I be annoyed?
At my old school we have these things 'round Valentine's Day called singing telegrams. You buy one and the chorus and a capella kids go around singing a song to the recipient. They also hand them a note written by the sender.
Anyway, my girlfriend told me today she bought some (including one for me... apparently I'll get it by phone). She said she sent one to a pretty good friend of hers (a guy, obviously, which is why I'm asking if I should be annoyed). She said the note has "i love you" and hearts written all over it. Now, I myself am not THAT annoyed because I know she's the kind of person who says that sort of stuff to all her good friends. Should I be annoyed though? I mean, I'm fairly certain if I did that with a girl she'd be at least a little miffed, even if I said it's just a joke. What do y'all think?
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you'll have to let many girls go in your lifetimeTetn1s wrote:
Easier said than done, but I think im just letting it go.Bevo wrote:
You're 15, suck it up. Leave her be for a bit, if she starts talking to you try not to pop an immediate boner. If not, let it go.
$.02
Man I miss the good times...
I still don't really understand why, but