Jersey Shore

2010-01-14 08:55:34

#101

Irishpride<3: [√] Flameworthy; +76|5301|Baile Atha Cliath, Éire

burnzz wrote:
Irishpride<3 wrote:
But I'm only a dumb Irish drunk so what do I know, huh?
hopefully you know how to direct me to the best golf course in the area. it's true i like to take pictures, but if (hopefully when) i go to Ireland it's to drink beer and chase a little white ball around.

as far as i know, the only irish ancestry i have is the obligatory 'tenth generation removed' that allows me to drink beer and wear green on St. Patrick's Day.

Yes burnzz. Get shitfaced in a bar in Templebar and go watch the match in the morning after getting yourself a hangover deluxe roll from your local Centra.

pooyeah

2010-01-14 08:56:02

#102

jord: Member; +2,382|6679|The North, beyond the wall.

I met an American once in town centre, he said he was looking for Jesus in the form of another person or something and was handing out leaflets.

Needless to say I'm now the son of God to 6 Americans and they bring me food and drink in exchange for card tricks.

2010-01-14 08:56:48

#103

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6622|London, England

I like American girls, so much more easier to talk to, get to know and shit than the cunts around here

2010-01-14 08:58:06

#104

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6192|Roma

Mekstizzle wrote:
I like American girls, so much more easier to talk to, get to know and shit than the cunts around here

Pro-tip: talk to their faces.
Cunts come attached.

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2010-01-14 08:58:57

#105

jord: Member; +2,382|6679|The North, beyond the wall.

Mekstizzle wrote:
I like American girls, so much more easier to talk to, get to know and shit than the cunts around here

I'll buy you and your mate a barcadi breezer but one of you best be up for a shag

try that

2010-01-14 08:59:34

#106

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6622|London, England

jord wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
I like American girls, so much more easier to talk to, get to know and shit than the cunts around here
I'll buy you and your mate a barcadi breezer but one of you best be up for a shag

try that

I know jord, it's all in your book

2010-01-14 09:01:13

#107

jord: Member; +2,382|6679|The North, beyond the wall.

Mekstizzle wrote:
jord wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
I like American girls, so much more easier to talk to, get to know and shit than the cunts around here
I'll buy you and your mate a barcadi breezer but one of you best be up for a shag

try that
I know jord, it's all in your book

im the da vinci of the 21st century, jack of all trades, and master of pretty much most of them.

2010-01-14 09:04:29

#108

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5475|Ventura, California

Mekstizzle wrote:
I like American girls, so much more easier to talk to, get to know and shit than the cunts around here

Exactly

Man I miss that place

I hate the attitude just about every European girl has. I'm generalizing of course.

I can be friends with US girls way easier than with these Swiss/French chicks.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-01-14 09:05:40

#109

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6498

i don't know why american women are a sucker for accents.

ok, i do - i talk to you fuckers all day and i'd do ya . . .

2010-01-14 09:05:47

#110

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6464|cuntshitlake

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
I like American girls, so much more easier to talk to, get to know and shit than the cunts around here
Exactly

Man I miss that place

I hate the attitude just about every European girl has. I'm generalizing of course.

I can be friends with US girls way easier than with these Swiss/French chicks.

lol'd

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2010-01-14 09:08:32

#111

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5475|Ventura, California

burnzz wrote:
i don't know why american women are a sucker for accents.

ok, i do - i talk to you fuckers all day and i'd do ya . . .

I was insulted when a couple girls thought I had a "Cute accent".

I'm American damn it!!!!!

* You may waste 13 more seconds of your time

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-01-14 09:10:20

#112

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6192|Roma

-Sh1fty- wrote:
burnzz wrote:
i don't know why american women are a sucker for accents.

ok, i do - i talk to you fuckers all day and i'd do ya . . .
I was insulted when a couple girls thought I had a "Cute accent".

I'm American damn it!!!!!

* You may waste 13 more seconds of your time

I'm starting to go with Troll now. No one can not expect some sort of shit reply after that.

2010-01-14 09:13:01

#113

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5475|Ventura, California

No no no you got it all wrong I'm not a troll.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-01-14 09:13:19

#114

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6661|The darkside of Denver

-Sh1fty- wrote:
burnzz wrote:
i don't know why american women are a sucker for accents.

ok, i do - i talk to you fuckers all day and i'd do ya . . .
I was insulted when a couple girls thought I had a "Cute accent".

I'm American damn it!!!!!

* You may waste 13 more seconds of your time

You're not American.

2010-01-14 09:14:57

#115

jord: Member; +2,382|6679|The North, beyond the wall.

If you marry an american do yo get citizenship really quick? And does it remain after divorce?

2010-01-14 09:16:11

#116

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5475|Ventura, California

I heard it takes 2 years

My mom said to watch it because some whores my want to marry me for the citizenship, especially since I'm moving back ASAP.

I doubt it though....

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-01-14 09:16:23

#117

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6498

jord wrote:
If you marry an american do yo get citizenship really quick? And does it remain after divorce?

for me, yes.

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2010-01-14 09:19:36

#118

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6569|Mountains of NC

jord wrote:
If you marry an american do yo get citizenship really quick? And does it remain after divorce?

https://totalweddingplanning.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/engagement-ring.jpg

Does this mean you're going to say yes

after divorce ................ you bastard, you're just using me

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2010-01-14 09:22:19

#119

jord: Member; +2,382|6679|The North, beyond the wall.

SEREMAKER wrote:
jord wrote:
If you marry an american do yo get citizenship really quick? And does it remain after divorce?
http://totalweddingplanning.files.wordp … t-ring.jpg

Does this mean you're going to say yes

after divorce ................ you bastard, you're just using me

Is that white gold or platinum wold be my response.

2010-01-14 09:24:07

#120

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6569|Mountains of NC

be happy that the diamond is at least real

2010-01-14 09:25:29

#121

jord: Member; +2,382|6679|The North, beyond the wall.

SEREMAKER wrote:
be happy that the diamond is at least real

I'd say yes but the wedding ring would have to be awesome, im talking like fucking 5 differant metals, like white gold, gold, platinum TITANIUM, and a nice silver. all like seperate so it's diff colours.

I should design rings

2010-01-14 09:26:04

#122

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6469

My brother invented a new drinking game.

Watch an episode of the show, and take a drink whenever someone says either "We're at the Jersey Shore" or "The Situation"

He says his friends are hammered by the first commercial.

2010-01-14 10:29:11

#123

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6650

burnzz wrote:
i don't know why american women are a sucker for accents.

ok, i do - i talk to you fuckers all day and i'd do ya . . .

I can't wait to meet your wife.

2010-01-14 10:36:17

#124

jord: Member; +2,382|6679|The North, beyond the wall.

ghettoperson wrote:
burnzz wrote:
i don't know why american women are a sucker for accents.

ok, i do - i talk to you fuckers all day and i'd do ya . . .
I can't wait to meet your wife.

The steak was medium when I asked for Medium rare, and the beer was just mediocre. Don't get your hopes up.

2010-01-14 10:57:09

#125

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6498

ghettoperson wrote:
burnzz wrote:
i don't know why american women are a sucker for accents.

ok, i do - i talk to you fuckers all day and i'd do ya . . .
I can't wait to meet your wife.

thanks! er,

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