So bros, how's it hanging?
The Germans had run a massive propoganda campaign during WWI stating explicitly and in no uncertain terms that the Allies would never win the war, unless pigs fly.FEOS wrote:
Please elaborate.AussieReaper wrote:
An experiment which changed the course of World War I, and in doing so, changing the course of human history.
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This little known fact is often left out of the history books, because it is highly super top secret.
That pig also went on to draft write the Treaty of Versailles.
Soft and to the left at the moment.CammRobb wrote:
So bros, how's it hanging?
but not very far?ebug9 wrote:
Soft and to the left at the moment.CammRobb wrote:
So bros, how's it hanging?
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I could say to my knees but I'd be lying.Toilet Sex wrote:
but not very far?ebug9 wrote:
Soft and to the left at the moment.CammRobb wrote:
So bros, how's it hanging?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
I've gotta tuck it into my sock
Strangle me with your penis ebugebug9 wrote:
I could say to my knees but I'd be lying.Toilet Sex wrote:
but not very far?ebug9 wrote:
Soft and to the left at the moment.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
I've gotta tuck it into my sock
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Sorry but it wont quite reach to England from here.Toilet Sex wrote:
Strangle me with your penis ebugebug9 wrote:
I could say to my knees but I'd be lying.Toilet Sex wrote:
but not very far?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
I've gotta tuck it into my sock
lol small dickebug9 wrote:
Sorry but it wont quite reach to England from here.Toilet Sex wrote:
Strangle me with your penis ebugebug9 wrote:
I could say to my knees but I'd be lying.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
I've gotta tuck it into my sock
It's like a piece of spaghetti?
You can always start a fencing course with Marlboro man?ebug9 wrote:
Sorry but it wont quite reach to England from here.Toilet Sex wrote:
Strangle me with your penis ebugebug9 wrote:
I could say to my knees but I'd be lying.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
I've gotta tuck it into my sock
lolMekstizzle wrote:
lol small dickebug9 wrote:
Sorry but it wont quite reach to England from here.Toilet Sex wrote:
Strangle me with your penis ebug
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So. Gonna go work at the hockey games again. Free foodz n' drinks n' hockey. Guess it's ok.
doesn't sound like work to me . . .Ultrafunkula wrote:
So. Gonna go work at the hockey games again. Free foodz n' drinks n' hockey. Guess it's ok.
Babysitting VIP guests.burnzz wrote:
doesn't sound like work to me . . .Ultrafunkula wrote:
So. Gonna go work at the hockey games again. Free foodz n' drinks n' hockey. Guess it's ok.
Freezing rain go away
So I'm going to the Dentist again on the 25th, something to look forward to...
Not. I don't know why they just don't put you to sleep for a day and work on you then. The Dentist is the only pain I just can't handle, it's the only thing I'm scared of. I hate it, so badly. Everything about it, the stupid sucky thing or whatever it is, the injections at the start. the middle, the end, the massive amount of pain when you get home and the numb wears off. It sickens me that in the 21st century Dentists are still unemotional, narcassistic (spelling, woah what time is it? Give a fuck o'clock is what time) assholes.
Not. I don't know why they just don't put you to sleep for a day and work on you then. The Dentist is the only pain I just can't handle, it's the only thing I'm scared of. I hate it, so badly. Everything about it, the stupid sucky thing or whatever it is, the injections at the start. the middle, the end, the massive amount of pain when you get home and the numb wears off. It sickens me that in the 21st century Dentists are still unemotional, narcassistic (spelling, woah what time is it? Give a fuck o'clock is what time) assholes.
on to the next one
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ever get that feeling everything is great and just going awesomely? I feel like I could do anything right now but I'll probably just do nothing...
hit up that bird @ the coffeeshop . . .
Assholes
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.Dauntless wrote:
ever get that feeling everything is great and just going awesomely? I feel like I could do anything right now but I'll probably just do nothing...
I'm pretty sure she doesn't work there anymore... thanks for reminding me about that though burnzz...
Jord, does your dentist have a hot dental assistant? Mine does. That's the only thing I look forward to when going to the dentist.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
No, there's nothing good about my dentist, not the pain, not the uncomfort, not wondering wtf he's doing to me that takes 45 minutes and not the extortionate £190 bill.King_County_Downy wrote:
Jord, does your dentist have a hot dental assistant? Mine does. That's the only thing I look forward to when going to the dentist.
I don't understand why people are scared of the dentists. I've never had a problem, and I have had teeth out (but not fillings)