CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6387|Carnoustie MASSIF
So bros, how's it hanging?
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6410|what

FEOS wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

An experiment which changed the course of World War I, and in doing so, changing the course of human history.

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Please elaborate.
The Germans had run a massive propoganda campaign during WWI stating explicitly and in no uncertain terms that the Allies would never win the war, unless pigs fly.

This little known fact is often left out of the history books, because it is highly super top secret.

That pig also went on to draft write the Treaty of Versailles.
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bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6569

CammRobb wrote:

So bros, how's it hanging?
Soft and to the left at the moment.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6829

ebug9 wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

So bros, how's it hanging?
Soft and to the left at the moment.
but not very far?
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6569

Toilet Sex wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

So bros, how's it hanging?
Soft and to the left at the moment.
but not very far?
I could say to my knees but I'd be lying.


Spoiler (highlight to read):
I've gotta tuck it into my sock
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6829

ebug9 wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

ebug9 wrote:


Soft and to the left at the moment.
but not very far?
I could say to my knees but I'd be lying.


Spoiler (highlight to read):
I've gotta tuck it into my sock
Strangle me with your penis ebug
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6569

Toilet Sex wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:


but not very far?
I could say to my knees but I'd be lying.


Spoiler (highlight to read):
I've gotta tuck it into my sock
Strangle me with your penis ebug
Sorry but it wont quite reach to England from here.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6878|London, England

ebug9 wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

ebug9 wrote:


I could say to my knees but I'd be lying.


Spoiler (highlight to read):
I've gotta tuck it into my sock
Strangle me with your penis ebug
Sorry but it wont quite reach to England from here.
lol small dick
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6410|what

It's like a piece of spaghetti?
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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6730|6 6 4 oh, I forget

ebug9 wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

ebug9 wrote:


I could say to my knees but I'd be lying.


Spoiler (highlight to read):
I've gotta tuck it into my sock
Strangle me with your penis ebug
Sorry but it wont quite reach to England from here.
You can always start a fencing course with Marlboro man?
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6829

Mekstizzle wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:


Strangle me with your penis ebug
Sorry but it wont quite reach to England from here.
lol small dick
lol
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6730|6 6 4 oh, I forget

So. Gonna go work at the hockey games again. Free foodz n' drinks n' hockey. Guess it's ok.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6754

Ultrafunkula wrote:

So. Gonna go work at the hockey games again. Free foodz n' drinks n' hockey. Guess it's ok.
doesn't sound like work to me . . .
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6730|6 6 4 oh, I forget

burnzz wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

So. Gonna go work at the hockey games again. Free foodz n' drinks n' hockey. Guess it's ok.
doesn't sound like work to me . . .
Babysitting VIP guests.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6569

Freezing rain go away
jord
Member
+2,382|6935|The North, beyond the wall.
So I'm going to the Dentist again on the 25th, something to look forward to...



Not. I don't know why they just don't put you to sleep for a day and work on you then. The Dentist is the only pain I just can't handle, it's the only thing I'm scared of. I hate it, so badly. Everything about it, the stupid sucky thing or whatever it is, the injections at the start. the middle, the end, the massive amount of pain when you get home and the numb wears off. It sickens me that in the 21st century Dentists are still unemotional, narcassistic (spelling, woah what time is it? Give a fuck o'clock is what time) assholes.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6829

on to the next one
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6999|London

ever get that feeling everything is great and just going awesomely? I feel like I could do anything right now but I'll probably just do nothing...
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6754

hit up that bird @ the coffeeshop . . .
jord
Member
+2,382|6935|The North, beyond the wall.
Assholes
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6410|what

Dauntless wrote:

ever get that feeling everything is great and just going awesomely? I feel like I could do anything right now but I'll probably just do nothing...
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
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Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6999|London

I'm pretty sure she doesn't work there anymore... thanks for reminding me about that though burnzz...
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King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6854|Seattle

Jord, does your dentist have a hot dental assistant? Mine does. That's the only thing I look forward to when going to the dentist.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
jord
Member
+2,382|6935|The North, beyond the wall.

King_County_Downy wrote:

Jord, does your dentist have a hot dental assistant? Mine does. That's the only thing I look forward to when going to the dentist.
No, there's nothing good about my dentist, not the pain, not the uncomfort, not wondering wtf he's doing to me that takes 45 minutes and not the extortionate £190 bill.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6448|Roma
I don't understand why people are scared of the dentists. I've never had a problem, and I have had teeth out (but not fillings)
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