What's the point in getting drunk on your own in your room ... if it's your first time getting drunk. Surely he should be out somewhere having an awesome time ...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: hi
You: is your name chris hansen?
Stranger: ....Could you please have a seat on this stool over here?
You: oh shit
You: oh god no
Stranger: You see, We found some....pictures.
Stranger: Oh god yes!
You: no
You: please no
You: i swear i didn't know
You: she was coming on to me
Stranger: She told you! It says right here "lol. I'm 16. is that ok? lol"
You: oh god
You: no non no
Stranger: And you replied "shure is. lol. what size r ur titties?"
You: oh god please
Stranger:
You: i just wanted to talk i swear
Stranger: "I'll bring some flavord condams " You said
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Just to talk? '
You: glow in the dark actually
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: They make those?
You: they ran out of flavored
You: yeah
Stranger: Wow...I gotta stock up.
You: they're great
Stranger: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, YOU FIEND! D:<
You: oh god
You: i swear
You: i didn't know you bastard
Stranger: You brought a six pack of Corona and some roofies!
Stranger: You totally did know!
Stranger: You typed it!
You: fuck you
Stranger: I have your chats....right here.
You: i didn't. oh my god
You: oh god
Stranger: Would you like to read them, sir?
You: yeah sure
You: oh god i just pissed myself. oh please god
Stranger: "Sportychik33 says...'I'm a virgin. I dont know wat ur talkin bour lol' and YOU reply 'dats okay. imma teach you to loooove.'"
Stranger: '
You: sounds about right
You: go on
Stranger: Well it should, I'm holding the chats right here.
You: you're about to get to the good part
Stranger: She then says "O rly?" you reply "Ya rly." you both..."el-oh-el" and then you go on to say. "Imma penetrate u with my 12 inch cock lol"
Stranger: Sir.
Stranger: I doubt you have a 12 inch cock
Stranger:
You: YES SIR!!!! BOOYAH 12 inches of ding dong swingin past meh knees, bitches
Stranger: She says "Gee whizz, that s0ndz so bigggggg lol" And that's when you should have known you were talking to a cop, sir.
Stranger: I would have bailed right there if I was in your shoes.
You: i swear i didn't know. she sounded like she was 18 by the way she typed
Stranger: They all sound the same at that age BUT 18 year olds never use NUMBERS in subsitution of letters!
Stranger: This is first grade stuff, sir!
You: oh god
Stranger: You are the shittiest pedophile I have ever met. Mr...Pedobear, is it?
You: jr.
Stranger: Is that French?
You: dr. pedobear jr.
Stranger: Well, Dr. Pedobear Jr. Your father would be ashamed of you.
You: not really
You: you don't know my father
Stranger: Well...of the fact that you got caught
You: true
Stranger: HE'S BEEN ELLUDING US FOR YEARS!
Stranger: The damn bastard is smart...
You: but who says i've been caught
Stranger: You have been caught sir.
Stranger: No one ever escapes
Stranger: '
You: yeah well this gun in my pocket says differnently!!!!
Stranger: OH SHIT!
You: NOW EVERYBODY GET ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOBODY LOOK AT MY FACE!!!!!
Stranger: D:
You: time to leave mr. hansen
Stranger: WHY DIDN'T WE PREPARE FOR THIS
You: toodaloo, muthafucka
Stranger: NOOO D:<
Stranger: NOOOOO!!!!
You have disconnected.
Stranger: Hello.
You: hi
You: is your name chris hansen?
Stranger: ....Could you please have a seat on this stool over here?
You: oh shit
You: oh god no
Stranger: You see, We found some....pictures.
Stranger: Oh god yes!
You: no
You: please no
You: i swear i didn't know
You: she was coming on to me
Stranger: She told you! It says right here "lol. I'm 16. is that ok? lol"
You: oh god
You: no non no
Stranger: And you replied "shure is. lol. what size r ur titties?"
You: oh god please
Stranger:
You: i just wanted to talk i swear
Stranger: "I'll bring some flavord condams " You said
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Just to talk? '
You: glow in the dark actually
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: They make those?
You: they ran out of flavored
You: yeah
Stranger: Wow...I gotta stock up.
You: they're great
Stranger: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, YOU FIEND! D:<
You: oh god
You: i swear
You: i didn't know you bastard
Stranger: You brought a six pack of Corona and some roofies!
Stranger: You totally did know!
Stranger: You typed it!
You: fuck you
Stranger: I have your chats....right here.
You: i didn't. oh my god
You: oh god
Stranger: Would you like to read them, sir?
You: yeah sure
You: oh god i just pissed myself. oh please god
Stranger: "Sportychik33 says...'I'm a virgin. I dont know wat ur talkin bour lol' and YOU reply 'dats okay. imma teach you to loooove.'"
Stranger: '
You: sounds about right
You: go on
Stranger: Well it should, I'm holding the chats right here.
You: you're about to get to the good part
Stranger: She then says "O rly?" you reply "Ya rly." you both..."el-oh-el" and then you go on to say. "Imma penetrate u with my 12 inch cock lol"
Stranger: Sir.
Stranger: I doubt you have a 12 inch cock
Stranger:
You: YES SIR!!!! BOOYAH 12 inches of ding dong swingin past meh knees, bitches
Stranger: She says "Gee whizz, that s0ndz so bigggggg lol" And that's when you should have known you were talking to a cop, sir.
Stranger: I would have bailed right there if I was in your shoes.
You: i swear i didn't know. she sounded like she was 18 by the way she typed
Stranger: They all sound the same at that age BUT 18 year olds never use NUMBERS in subsitution of letters!
Stranger: This is first grade stuff, sir!
You: oh god
Stranger: You are the shittiest pedophile I have ever met. Mr...Pedobear, is it?
You: jr.
Stranger: Is that French?
You: dr. pedobear jr.
Stranger: Well, Dr. Pedobear Jr. Your father would be ashamed of you.
You: not really
You: you don't know my father
Stranger: Well...of the fact that you got caught
You: true
Stranger: HE'S BEEN ELLUDING US FOR YEARS!
Stranger: The damn bastard is smart...
You: but who says i've been caught
Stranger: You have been caught sir.
Stranger: No one ever escapes
Stranger: '
You: yeah well this gun in my pocket says differnently!!!!
Stranger: OH SHIT!
You: NOW EVERYBODY GET ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOBODY LOOK AT MY FACE!!!!!
Stranger: D:
You: time to leave mr. hansen
Stranger: WHY DIDN'T WE PREPARE FOR THIS
You: toodaloo, muthafucka
Stranger: NOOO D:<
Stranger: NOOOOO!!!!
You have disconnected.
Baba Booey
liquidat0r wrote:
What's the point in getting drunk on your own in your room ... if it's your first time getting drunk. Surely he should be out somewhere having an awesome time ...
Uzique wrote:
what a really shit drunk
and why would you spend your first night drunk ever (starting wayyyy too late) sat on IRC?
this is not how 19 year olds should live
All good points.Jenspm wrote:
lulz.
So I gather his first time drinking is alone in his room? Doesn't sound healthy, lulz.
But it was too late to get to my friends, and my other friend nearby had work the next morning early and she didn't want a hangover (the bitch).
So I just hung out on Teamspeak with my friends, IRC with #BF2s and other forms of places.
And it was good, so fuck you
i find drugs are only "good" when im social with them
an IRC client and xfire is not 'socializing' to the non socially-retarded, sorry
an IRC client and xfire is not 'socializing' to the non socially-retarded, sorry
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
I'm going to assume you're high when you wrote that and didn't read what I said.Uzique wrote:
i find drugs are only "good" when im social with them
an IRC client and xfire is not 'socializing' to the non socially-retarded, sorry
LOLmenzo wrote:
<liquidat0r> i had a period from my nose earlier
<liquidat0r> was bleeding and shit
<Winston_Churchill> were you really moody?
<menzo> lol cant even remmeber alst time my had a nose bleed
<Zimmer> WONDERFUL TONIGHT
<liquidat0r> i get them reasonalby often
<liquidat0r> (once a month, lolol)
<menzo> lol
<menzo> get nose preggo it will stop for a while
<Winston_Churchill> hahaha
<liquidat0r> so i should cum on my face next time?
<menzo> yes
<liquidat0r> "hang on, just gotta pull out and cum on my face, honey"
<Winston_Churchill> or cum on her and snort it
<menzo> or get nose fucked by winston
<liquidat0r> oooh, good plan! seeing as i do that anyway
<menzo> the first time hurts a bit
<liquidat0r> normally lick it, but yeah
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
How he insults me >_>[18:16] Jord: ps3?
[18:16] Finray: wat
[18:17] Jord: do u##
[18:17] Finray: LOL
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* ChanServ gives channel operator status to DarkSabre
<robodude> Ahh! Your back!
<robodude> I swear I didn't mean to, DarkSabre!
robodude hides from DarkSabre before he can figure out what I did
<Ante> lol
starpug fingers the kick button
<Ante> quick, everyone hide
<Ante> before DarkSabre figures out what we did
<robodude> lol
<robodude> or, at least hide from starpug (he has his fingers over the kick button!)
<tehkubix> Ante: your statement about computres and windows is incorrect.
<starpug> finger
<robodude> what about it?
<starpug> I'm gonna snap it off
<starpug> and poke your eyes out with it
<robodude> Wait, I thought we were talking about YOUR finger!
<starpug> I am
* ChanServ sets mode +q #scioly DarkSabre
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to DarkSabre
<robodude> Ahh! Your back!
<robodude> I swear I didn't mean to, DarkSabre!
robodude hides from DarkSabre before he can figure out what I did
<Ante> lol
starpug fingers the kick button
<Ante> quick, everyone hide
<Ante> before DarkSabre figures out what we did
<robodude> lol
<robodude> or, at least hide from starpug (he has his fingers over the kick button!)
<tehkubix> Ante: your statement about computres and windows is incorrect.
<starpug> finger
<robodude> what about it?
<starpug> I'm gonna snap it off
<starpug> and poke your eyes out with it
<robodude> Wait, I thought we were talking about YOUR finger!
<starpug> I am
<belZe> gnite
<Miggle> it's only 4:30
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<FFLink> 4:30?
<FFLink> It's 21:34, foreign devil.
<Miggle> 9:30 over there, right?
<Miggle> wait
<Miggle> where are you link?
<FFLink> UK
<Miggle> I thought the uk was a 5 hour difference
<FFLink> Are you retarded..?
<FFLink> What's 4 + 5?
<Miggle> maybe
<FFLink> What's 21 -12?
<Miggle> wow
<FFLink> Yeah.
<FFLink>
<Miggle> I thought a day was 22 hours for a second there
Miggle's an idiot.FFLink wrote:
<belZe> gnite
<Miggle> it's only 4:30
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<FFLink> 4:30?
<FFLink> It's 21:34, foreign devil.
<Miggle> 9:30 over there, right?
<Miggle> wait
<Miggle> where are you link?
<FFLink> UK
<Miggle> I thought the uk was a 5 hour difference
<FFLink> Are you retarded..?
<FFLink> What's 4 + 5?
<Miggle> maybe
<FFLink> What's 21 -12?
<Miggle> wow
<FFLink> Yeah.
<FFLink>
<Miggle> I thought a day was 22 hours for a second there
irony, I love it.CammRobb wrote:
Miggle's an idiot.FFLink wrote:
<belZe> gnite
<Miggle> it's only 4:30
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<FFLink> 4:30?
<FFLink> It's 21:34, foreign devil.
<Miggle> 9:30 over there, right?
<Miggle> wait
<Miggle> where are you link?
<FFLink> UK
<Miggle> I thought the uk was a 5 hour difference
<FFLink> Are you retarded..?
<FFLink> What's 4 + 5?
<Miggle> maybe
<FFLink> What's 21 -12?
<Miggle> wow
<FFLink> Yeah.
<FFLink>
<Miggle> I thought a day was 22 hours for a second there
Miggle wrote:
irony, I love it.CammRobb wrote:
Miggle's an idiot.FFLink wrote:
Miggle wrote:
way to be an absolute douchebag,
Miggle wrote:
irony, I love it.
CammRobb wrote:
Miggle wrote:
irony, I love it.CammRobb wrote:
Miggle's an idiot.Miggle wrote:
way to be an absolute douchebag,Miggle wrote:
irony, I love it.
CammRobb wrote:
Will you ever come up with something original on this forum? Everything you say is regurgitated, obsolete rubbish.
Nah, I was just quoting to show you're a complete hypocrit.Miggle wrote:
CammRobb wrote:
Miggle wrote:
irony, I love it.Miggle wrote:
way to be an absolute douchebag,Miggle wrote:
irony, I love it.CammRobb wrote:
Will you ever come up with something original on this forum? Everything you say is regurgitated, obsolete rubbish.
Ladies...
meh, you know as much as the rest of the forum he's a fuckwit.FFLink wrote:
Ladies...
I'm a hypocrite because you were being a complete douchebag?CammRobb wrote:
Nah, I was just quoting to show you're a complete hypocrit.Miggle wrote:
CammRobb wrote:
Miggle wrote:
irony, I love it.Miggle wrote:
way to be an absolute douchebag,CammRobb wrote:
Will you ever come up with something original on this forum? Everything you say is regurgitated, obsolete rubbish.
How was I being a complete douchebag?Miggle wrote:
I'm a hypocrite because you were being a complete douchebag?CammRobb wrote:
Nah, I was just quoting to show you're a complete hypocrit.Miggle wrote:
Stubbee made a legitimate point and you acted like he was a retard for not knowing jay had CF. Which hadn't been mentioned anywhere in the thread before.CammRobb wrote:
How was I being a complete douchebag?Miggle wrote:
I'm a hypocrite because you were being a complete douchebag?CammRobb wrote:
Nah, I was just quoting to show you're a complete hypocrit.
You flamed him for no reason, much like you flame me for no reason. I'm not the fuckwit in this situation.
You sure are acting like one right now, that's for sure.CammRobb wrote:
How was I being a complete douchebag?
You then flamed me back, ergo, you're as bad as me.Miggle wrote:
Stubbee made a legitimate point and you acted like he was a retard for not knowing jay had CF. Which hadn't been mentioned anywhere in the thread before.CammRobb wrote:
How was I being a complete douchebag?Miggle wrote:
I'm a hypocrite because you were being a complete douchebag?
You flamed him for no reason, much like you flame me for no reason. I'm not the fuckwit in this situation.
Are you joking? This argument is full of quote tags!burnzz wrote:
thread needs more quotes, tbh
Yes, for I am a lemming.burnzz wrote:
if i jumped off a cliff, would you?
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[01:05] VeloX JackerP: can you say hi to brock and misty for me?
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[18:50] *<:-) Brad: How's it shaking in California?
[18:50] *<:-) Brad: Land of the free, home of the ice mocca lattes
[18:51] rigid112: nothing lol
[18:52] rigid112: its shaking pretty good in haiti though
[18:52] rigid112: baaad joke
[18:52] rigid112: lololol
[18:52] *<:-) Brad: HAHAHAHHAA!!!!!
[18:52] *<:-) Brad: lol
[18:52] *<:-) Brad: going on bf2s!
[18:50] *<:-) Brad: Land of the free, home of the ice mocca lattes
[18:51] rigid112: nothing lol
[18:52] rigid112: its shaking pretty good in haiti though
[18:52] rigid112: baaad joke
[18:52] rigid112: lololol
[18:52] *<:-) Brad: HAHAHAHHAA!!!!!
[18:52] *<:-) Brad: lol
[18:52] *<:-) Brad: going on bf2s!
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.