it's strippers, Sonder - i could see fail over lesbian hookers.SonderKommando wrote:
Why would you get lesbian strippers??? /fail.
lesbian strippers sound pretty tbh . . .
lesbian strippers sound pretty tbh . . .
why not bi strippers/hookers...more fun for the whole family?
oi oi
no no no no, lesbians are repulsed by cock. Typically if you can get some skanky enought STRAIGHT strippers at a private party you might get some BJ's or something. You doomed yourself to a night of blue balls.
MSN bots can be entertaining..
bot says: hi
Me says: hi bot
bot says: hi how are you today? i keep missing you
Me says: are you going to show me a webcam where i have to put credit card details in to prove my age?
bot says: my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
Me says: enough foreplay, get on with trying to scam me plx
bot says: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get nakMe if u do..lol!
Me says: only if you do it with a mic as well, so i can get 50 people on Ventrillo to listen too? bot says: I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Me says: just as long as i can get 50 strangers to jerk off to it over vent
bot says: well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! LINK fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
Me says: looks real good! You got Vent installed? you know how to use it?
bot says: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Me says: won't need to use a chatroom if we all have vent
bot says: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Me says: wait! you don't know what server we'll be on!
bot says: brb soon this is where i got those free movies LINK
Me says: i won't be waiting
bot says: brb soon this is where i got those free movies LINK
i haven't had paris yet but today i got ronnie...
they r givin you a hint to go outside and get some fresh airSEREVENT wrote:
Some 12 year old kids just threw snow at my window anyone wanna help me chase them and give them a beating?
lol wutSonderKommando wrote:
no no no no, lesbians are repulsed by cock. Typically if you can get some skanky enought STRAIGHT strippers at a private party you might get some BJ's or something. You doomed yourself to a night of blue balls.
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Riiiiight..
I need around tree fiddy.
hush!
you knew it was a bot but you still tried to have witty banter with it...PrivateVendetta wrote:
MSN bots can be entertaining..bot says: hi
Me says: hi bot
bot says: hi how are you today? i keep missing you
Me says: are you going to show me a webcam where i have to put credit card details in to prove my age?
bot says: my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
Me says: enough foreplay, get on with trying to scam me plx
bot says: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get nakMe if u do..lol!
Me says: only if you do it with a mic as well, so i can get 50 people on Ventrillo to listen too? bot says: I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Me says: just as long as i can get 50 strangers to jerk off to it over vent
bot says: well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! LINK fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
Me says: looks real good! You got Vent installed? you know how to use it?
bot says: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Me says: won't need to use a chatroom if we all have vent
bot says: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Me says: wait! you don't know what server we'll be on!
bot says: brb soon this is where i got those free movies LINK
Me says: i won't be waiting
bot says: brb soon this is where i got those free movies LINK
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe
queRuns_with_sciss0rs wrote:
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe
ColCarnage wrote:
queRuns_with_sciss0rs wrote:
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe
Because i'm basically a pro gamerAries_37 wrote:
you knew it was a bot but you still tried to have witty banter with it...
pfft I find that hard to believe unless you're earning at least £2 a month from youtube adsPrivateVendetta wrote:
Because i'm basically a pro gamerAries_37 wrote:
you knew it was a bot but you still tried to have witty banter with it...
I'm having an emotional moment and i'd like to take this opportunity to tell you all; I love you.
<3
Gaybaggs wrote:
I'm having an emotional moment and i'd like to take this opportunity to tell you all; I love you.
<3
evening
hi Sup - what is Up?
Sup that flamenco chillin album of yours is MINT
<3 Taylor Swift
tiredness comes to mind...burnzz wrote:
hi Sup - what is Up?
but I'm happy I got my mic working this morning, did a complete reinstall of Win7 and software before I realized why both of my mics didn't work - one was broken, the other one was turned off. And I was already cursing Bill's name...
Plastic-Eater-UK glad you liked it, Jak just PMed me for Flamenco torrent - waiting for his thoughts on the album, if he say its good then it really is and I can die in peace.
I danced with a smurf in an elevator because I can't control myself !
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
What drugs are you on today Eifa?Eifa wrote:
I danced with a smurf in an elevator because I can't control myself !