Sniekj
Member
+1|6914|Stramproy (netherlands)
As commander first you give a arti strike at a busy enemy location. then you deploy a repairbox at the same time, at the same place. if there a lot of people they will run to box to reply. And then comes the arty. got in one game 12 kills with it.  SWEET
Mike<Eagle23>
BF2sEU old school admin - I don't care who you are
+359|6991|Germany

I had a full APC yesterday and was fighting with an enemy APC. A friendly tank saw this,shot the APC from far away and destroyed it. He got the kill, but one or two seconds later my APC exploded, too. and this unlucky guy got 4 teamkills

Last edited by Mike<Eagle23> (2006-04-19 05:15:10)

Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6979
killed 5 ppl w/ knife without dieing
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
Firestarter
Member
+12|6877
^_^ This is a funny one, run around a Guard Tower with a guy following you about 3 times and hope he doesn't kill, make sure he can't see you and run away and then look at him run in circles...get near a corner with whatever gun and BLAMO....brains anyone?
Annhilation
Member
+5|6845
I was in a dog fight on wake island and the guys jumped out like sky dived and i "roadkilled" him and it was so funny lol waching that guy fly lol
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6983|California

being the first one in Karkand to rush down the hillside and take out 6 guys with PKM's in about 16 seconds
Ogopogo15
Mobile AA Whore
+1|7001|San Diego
Taking a squad of 3 snipers + 1 medic right next to each other with a SVD while they had L96A1's.

And repeated that another time,  then a claymore kill,  when I escaped my sniping spot.

The reason it was so signifcant was they didnt even know where I was.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|6903|Your moms bedroom
has to be killing the enemy attack choper with AT kit after the basturd has been spawn raping your whole team and killed you at least 5 times in a row


        makes me !!!!!!!!!

Last edited by Locoloki (2006-04-19 21:35:15)

Milton Waddams
Member
+26|6886|under your bed

Jakethe8lf wrote:

Taking out an entire squad plus the tailing commander with a knife. After that I was pumping so much adreniline and my hands were shaking so much I just sat back repairing assets until the round ended.
You are the coolest person ever and that is why your are the first person I have given a +1.  CONGRATS!!!!!

I almost forgot to do my favorite kill.  I was on ghost town and this guy was chasing after me in a boat, so for some reason I start to swimming towards him hoping he does not see me. He pops in the turret, by then I am right next to the boat so he cannot see me.  After franticly looking around the guy hops out of the boat and starts swimming towards land, so then i hop in the boat and kill him with his own boat.  Thinking back on it, also the few times I have Jihad jeeped, I am not very good, but it hecka pisses people off.  I know I get angry.

Here is a screeny of the guy in the boat: http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=4/109212 … &s=x11

Last edited by Milton Waddams (2006-04-20 19:25:03)

Ashes_To_Empires
Member
+1|6847|England!!
I was waiting for a plane on Kubra, and this guy (my own team, plane whore) knifes me from behind, so i respawn walk straight up to him, and just about to blow his face off, when he moves, and i hit this MEC bloke behind him who was about to knife the Tker anyway, i wet myself laughing, then the plane whore turns round and goes "shit, i dont think either of us were expecting that!"
Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|6983|Scotland
I was once playing as MEC on Gulf of Oman, and I was only guy in helo, and I get the lock on warning signal, but the AA is right in front of me and I don't have time to react. However, my wreckage went straight into the guy that was running away from the wreckage, priceless

xxx is no more.

xxx: *DEAD* omfg

ROFL!
Naughty_Om
Im Ron Burgundy?
+355|6896|USA
Shooting an APC with 2 anti Air rockets to get 4 kills.... MAN that ws funny. almost pee'd my pants
wahjot
Member
+30|6847
got probably my coolest kill today: i was on a high roof on mashtuur as usmc anti tank (near power plant and hotel), and our team was winning pretty badly. hill gets capped by mec, and i stay on the roof, waiting for a jeep thats sure to come across the bridge by mosque at any time. sure enough it comes, and i hit the roof with a rocket, killing the gunner only. the driver jumps out and runs in between the building that im on. i try to halo jump down so i can try and knife the driver, and right before i hit the ground i open up my parachute and inadvertently land on the guy and kill him.

Last edited by wahjot (2006-04-21 17:27:29)

MrE`158
Member
+103|6886
Was playing Sharqi recently and our team were getting pretty badly pasted by MEC chopper-whores.  They were admittedly pretty good at it, with nice circle-strafing and so on.

But they got cocky, and brought the helo in low to cap the City Entrance flag.  I was Spec-Ops, and got under the chopper and stuck a couple of packs of C4 to it.  Then, I backed off and let them finish their capping and fly off to start back to their spaw-raping.  Just as they were closing in on a big group of Marines, I hit the switch and turned their chopper into scrap, then picked up the points for Neutralise and Capture as I recovered the flag they'd capped.
crimson_grunt
Shitty Disposition (apparently)
+214|6917|Teesside, UK
Within the first week i got the game i was playing on dragon valley and saw a tank coming towards me, decided to try and take it out with grenades (what can i say i was a noob) but before i could throw any the guy jumped out and ran up the hill so i shot him and ran for the tank.  As this was happening an enemy jeep zoomed past and i thought i was finished but it kept going so i jumped in the tank and blew it up.  That made me laugh and feel great.

More recently i killed someone with a grenade by hitting them on the head with it before it blew up and on the same day i managed to throw 2 genades from the lower submarine pen on leviaton and kill the same guy capping the upper pen.

Last edited by crimson_grunt (2006-04-23 22:07:15)

DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6894|Finland

Locoloki wrote:

has to be killing the enemy attack choper with AT kit after the basturd has been spawn raping your whole team and killed you at least 5 times in a row


        makes me !!!!!!!!!
Let me guess, Sharqi?
I need around tree fiddy.
5.56HaleStorm
Gangsta Crizza
+10|6845|Sydney, Aus
I killed {TA}Firestorm he other day , found the server he plays on

I shot his APC with an AT rocket. Another team mate was in the process of attaching c4 to it, and i ended up killing him too, i really didn't care at the time though
ImaMedic
Member
+1|7030|Where ever there's wounded
Every knife, road, or C4 kill puts a little smile on my face.

Every defibrilator kill puts a huge smile on my face.

Other kills that put smiles on my face -

4+ kills with one grenade.

kill streaks in the double digits.

things that put a smile on my face pretaining to the game -

Other things that happen in game like good teamwork or an honorable knife fight in between the blazing gunfire.

Funny shit in game.

playing with a friend and killing him if hes on the other team or working together.

Taking turns playing on my comp with my friend here in college.

Last edited by ImaMedic (2006-04-24 02:20:04)

Todd_Angelo
Leukocyte
+336|6890|Warlord
So, I'm a sniper, defending Hotel on Sharqi and this support guy jumps into the killzone and I miss him with two easy shots; after reloading for the third (ducked down as he had a PKM and I was taking no chances) I see he's not there and just in time I hear his footsteps on the ladder, switch to grenades, he comes in, doesn't see me, I chuck the grenade at him and run out the door behind him.

I see this Me [Grenade] SupportGuy... only thing is I didn't hear the explosion until I was at the foot of the stairs so the 'nade itself actually killed him!

This one was sweet:

https://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7425/screen0060yd.th.jpg

And not a kill but funny in retrospect:

https://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8010/screen0252km.th.jpg
Naughty_Om
Im Ron Burgundy?
+355|6896|USA
shooting a smoking bhawk with m95 to get 6 kills and then have the falling corpse nail an enemy... man, that was hilarious

and shooting a tow at a enemy chopper halfway across the map and waiting approximetly 22 seconds for impact and kill.
jax
Member
+12|7030
my mate was tryin to get the knife badge and he knifed the same guy 3 times in arrow. (no he wasnt sporn camping with the knife). i could just imagine the guythinking WTF, this guy must be hacking
oh and the round i got my basic knife this squad (6 guys) ran round the corner in karkand, i knifed 3 of them before they killed me and they teamkilled 2 of there own guys while they were shooting at me. it took me a minute to sporn cause i couldnt press enter i was laughing so hard

I surpose i was more laughing than smiling but hay

Last edited by jax (2006-04-27 18:24:54)

tthf
Member 5307
+210|7020|06-01
he is going to jump at me about the numerous times he has gotten me, but the time when i TVed polarbearz brings a broad smile to my face. it was clean sweep and he was in the Mec attack chopper. i was the gunner the the Usmc chopper. saw him turn away in the distance, i thought what the hell, i'll go for it. so thus i shoved a TV missile up his ass.... he was like, 'wtf?'....
hurhurhur...

Last edited by tthf (2006-04-27 18:57:10)

stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6983|California

STrYYKer [Z-10]1
STrYYKer [Z-10]2
STrYYKer [Z-10]3
STrYYKer [Z-10]4
STrYYKer [Z-10]5
STrYYKer [J-10]6
STrYYKer [J-10]7
STrYYKer [J-10]8
STrYYKer [L96A1]9
STrYYKer [L96A1]10

fired a TV missile at plane, took it out, and everyone around it, too out 2 in a jeep after hitting the ground after parachuting out of helo (was on fire). then i killed myself with a hand nade
Boogeyman81
BOO!!!
+26|6896|Newcastle NSW Australia
shooting a jet with a tv missile of a attack chopper didnt even see jet coming just shot it he flew straight into it
Andivari
Member
+5|6837
Had a 7 man string of them. had to smile.

Person one gets in Jeep... headshot
Person two gets in same jeep .... headshot
Person three and four get in same jeep .... driver headshot.. gunner headshot.
Person five (actually same guy as #2) gets in SAME jeep... headshot
Person six gets in jeep ... headshot
Person seven gets in jeep.... headshot
Person eight gets in jeep... and... well.. I got naded by person #2



Of course my fav was against a clanmate who on Kuba hopped in the chopper on the dam and then get tagged by my luck shot 250m+ m95 headshot.

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