The Russians will save us.

2009-12-30 23:57:27

#1

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6867|the dank(super) side of Oregon

Staying up nights worrying about the Apophis asteroid?

You can sleep well knowing the Ruskies are on the case.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_russia_asteroid_encounter

That's right, the folks that brought us Chernobyl are thinking about cruising into space to tinker with our favorite, earth-flirting, asteroid.

Maybe I'm just an old cold warrior, but the thought of the Russians, the people who define half-assed, slipshod work, screwing with an asteroid that isn't even a threat, terrifies me. The best they can do is divert a disaster which isn't going to happen anyways. At worst, they inadvertently steer the thing into downtown Kalamazoo.

2009-12-31 00:30:53

#2

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5675|Fuck this.

You call sputnik half-assed?

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2009-12-31 00:41:18

#3

Spark: liquid fluoride thorium reactor; +874|6961|Canberra, AUS

All I can say is thank fuck important people didn't share your attitude or else we'd probably be singing the Internationale now.

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
^{~ Richard Feynman}

2009-12-31 00:47:09

#4

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6798|Gold Coast

Good on 'em I reckon.

noice

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2009-12-31 01:50:53

#5

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7003

ROGUEDD wrote:
You call sputnik half-assed?

That is just ONE thing that wasn't half assed. The rest is half assed.

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2009-12-31 02:42:53

#6

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7053|UK

Russia's space agency chief

Without mentioning NASA's conclusions, Perminov said that he heard from a scientist that Apophis is getting closer and may hit the planet. "I don't remember exactly, but it seems to me it could hit the Earth by 2032," Perminov said.

Extremely half assed presentation for sure.

Last edited by Vilham (2009-12-31 02:47:41)

2009-12-31 07:43:15

#7

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5675|Fuck this.

Cybargs wrote:
ROGUEDD wrote:
You call sputnik half-assed?
That is just ONE thing that wasn't half assed. The rest is half assed.

So the Russian military, which has yet to be defeated when they weren't trying to invade someone, is half-assed? So their entire space program is half-assed? Point out three things of Russian origin that are half-assed, please. Cause the only things I can think of were the invasions of Finland and Afghanistan.

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2009-12-31 08:17:27

#8

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6509|Escea

ROGUEDD wrote:
Cybargs wrote:
ROGUEDD wrote:
You call sputnik half-assed?
That is just ONE thing that wasn't half assed. The rest is half assed.
So the Russian military, which has yet to be defeated when they weren't trying to invade someone, is half-assed? So their entire space program is half-assed? Point out three things of Russian origin that are half-assed, please. Cause the only things I can think of were the invasions of Finland and Afghanistan.

RBMK Reactors. Kursk. Safety features.

2009-12-31 08:20:27

#9

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5675|Fuck this.

Russians Don't need no safety. And the British did the same thing with one of their subs.

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2009-12-31 08:21:32

#10

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5644|London, England

"People's lives are at stake. We should pay several hundred million dollars and build a system that would allow us to prevent a collision, rather than sit and wait for it to happen and kill hundreds of thousands of people," Perminov said.

This sounds very familiar.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2009-12-31 08:34:28

#11

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6509|Escea

ROGUEDD wrote:
Russians Don't need no safety. And the British did the same thing with one of their subs.

Yeah, but that was one, and it wasn't lost either. Russia's subs don't exactly have a gleaming safety record.

1995 Sub reactor almost went into meltdown after its power was cut because of unpaid bills believe it or not.

2000 Kursk went down following a torpedo explosion. 118 died.

2003 K-159 sank while being towed for dismantlment, killed 9.

2006 Fire broke out on a sub being towed. 2 died.

2008 K-152 Nerpa's fire extinguishing system was activated, killing 20.

And this is since becoming Russia, not including the USSR.

2009-12-31 08:38:30

#12

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5675|Fuck this.

Those were all intentional. There were spies on board, and they had to be eliminated.

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2009-12-31 17:35:30

#13

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6867|the dank(super) side of Oregon

don't get me wrong, NASA's had more than it's share of fuck-ups.

My imression of Russian dysfunction has always been a combination of systemic nepotism and seriously underpaid, highly skilled engineers and operators whos only motivation is to not be visited by the KGB, or more recently, Putin's goons. Maybe it's completely different now, but from what I've seen and read of Putin's government, I doubt it.

2009-12-31 21:07:03

#14

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,817|6392|eXtreme to the maX

M.O.A.B wrote:
ROGUEDD wrote:
Russians Don't need no safety. And the British did the same thing with one of their subs.
Yeah, but that was one, and it wasn't lost either. Russia's subs don't exactly have a gleaming safety record.

1995 Sub reactor almost went into meltdown after its power was cut because of unpaid bills believe it or not.

2000 Kursk went down following a torpedo explosion. 118 died.

2003 K-159 sank while being towed for dismantlment, killed 9.

2006 Fire broke out on a sub being towed. 2 died.

2008 K-152 Nerpa's fire extinguishing system was activated, killing 20.

And this is since becoming Russia, not including the USSR.

USA:
Four space shuttles, two exploded.
Three Mile Island.
Nuclear weapons dropped in the Mediterranean.

Fuck Israel

2009-12-31 21:55:54

#15

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6867|the dank(super) side of Oregon

The IAEA has an 8 level scale to grade nuclear accidents called to INES (International Nuclear Event Scale), with 7 being the most serious and 0 the least. Russia holds the distinction of being responsible for the only level 7, Chernobyl, and the only level 6, Kyshtym.

2009-12-31 22:13:53

#16

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5675|Fuck this.

Chernobyl was the Ukrainian's fault. They always fuck shit up.

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2010-01-01 01:27:39

#17

Spark: liquid fluoride thorium reactor; +874|6961|Canberra, AUS

ROGUEDD wrote:
Chernobyl was the Ukrainian's fault. They always fuck shit up.

I think you'll find Dyatlov was Russian.

Seriously I basically agree with you but if you want to be an idiot...

Last edited by Spark (2010-01-01 01:28:01)

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
^{~ Richard Feynman}

2010-01-01 01:43:57

#18

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6439|what

They made it into space before you did.

2010-01-01 04:00:28

#19

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6509|Escea

Reciprocity wrote:
don't get me wrong, NASA's had more than it's share of fuck-ups.

My imression of Russian dysfunction has always been a combination of systemic nepotism and seriously underpaid, highly skilled engineers and operators whos only motivation is to not be visited by the KGB, or more recently, Putin's goons. Maybe it's completely different now, but from what I've seen and read of Putin's government, I doubt it.

FSB now basically does what the KGB did, bumping people off.

2010-01-01 08:54:31

#20

Shahter: Zee Ruskie; +295|7062|Moscow, Russia

wow! this thread is awesome! "russia never did anything extraordinary", "chernobyl is ukraine's fault", "fsb=kgb and bumps people off" - damn, i'm running out of popcorn here. keep on posting, i'll brb.

if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.

2010-01-01 09:03:19

#21

cl4u53w1t2: Salon-Bolschewist; +269|6759|Kakanien

what is it with all this chauvinism in here?

esp dem us-americans always post things like "russia sucks", "afghanistan is culturally useless", "christianity is better than islam", "us are the greatest country in the world" etc

are you assholes or just idiots?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2oh3h3DvY0

2010-01-01 09:14:20

#22

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5644|London, England

cl4u53w1t2 wrote:
what is it with all this chauvinism in here?

esp dem us-americans always post things like "russia sucks", "afghanistan is culturally useless", "christianity is better than islam", "us are the greatest country in the world" etc

are you assholes or just idiots?

Realists.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-01-01 09:59:29

#23

mr.hrundi: Wurstwassereis; +68|6724|Germany

Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't see anyone else doing anything about that asteroid. Even if the chance that an impact happens is very small, why not try it? The least it will bring is evidence if pushing an asteroid out of it's way is even possible right now or not. Could be useful later, who knows.

2010-01-01 10:08:21

#24

jord: Member; +2,382|6964|The North, beyond the wall.

mr.hrundi wrote:
Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't see anyone else doing anything about that asteroid

Good. If my contry wastes even a £1 trying to do anything about this I'll give them a war they can't escape. Petitions, placards, rally's, commities. You don't wanna even imagine the carnage.

2010-01-01 10:21:17

#25

h4hagen: Whats my age again?; +91|6639|Troy, New York

I lived in Kalamazoo for 3 years. True story.

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