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2009-12-31 14:39:58

#9826

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5754|Toronto

Kmarion wrote:
After 3 am.. moar leik asking her for a bed.

I've asked Alex Trebek to ask the voices in his head, and we will also accept that question. This is made all the more cheesy knowing the question came from KEN JENNINGS. Strange, when I'm drunk, I make connections I can't define! Ohhhhh nooooo.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-12-31 14:44:21

#9827

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6866

Pochsy isn't drunk, he's hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

2009-12-31 14:46:08

#9828

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6729|Montucky

burnzz wrote:
is that why you want to work for the state troopers, S3v3N?

I'm an Engineer for the state.

However starting pay for a trooper is 25.00$ an hour.
Starting pay for my job, 17.00 an hour.

2009-12-31 14:46:54

#9829

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5754|Toronto

mtb0minime wrote:
Pochsy isn't drunk, he's hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Nah, when I'm high I can't focus long enough to form a sentence; I'm just as retarded, though.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-12-31 14:50:46

#9830

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6843|949

I think I'm going to embark on a quest for the ever elusive poon-tang tonight. I'm not a big-game hunter unlike some of you, but I hope I do come back with something I can mount.

2009-12-31 14:53:48

#9831

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6577|California

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I think I'm going to embark on a quest for the ever elusive poon-tang tonight. I'm not a big-game hunter unlike some of you, but I hope I do come back with something I can mount.

whales

2009-12-31 14:54:32

#9832

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6843|949

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I'm not a big-game hunter

2009-12-31 14:55:27

#9833

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6812|132 and Bush

The girl I spoke of earlier was smaller than you Ken.. that means she was tiny.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-12-31 14:56:08

#9834

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6843|949

I fucked a fat chick once. To this day I regret it as one of my most embarrassing mistakes ever. Actually I only regret that my friends saw me leave the bar with her.

2009-12-31 14:57:12

#9835

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6318|Birmingham, UK

How fat?

2009-12-31 14:58:22

#9836

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6577|California

so fat that she had to leave through the back way cause the front door was too small
wut

2009-12-31 14:59:27

#9837

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6843|949

Not very. Maybe like 160lbs (don't know how many stone that is, but I'm assuming it's about the Rock of Gibralter). But I'm like a beanpole and I usually have high standards, so I was definitely Kermit the Frog to her Miss Piggy.

2009-12-31 15:02:30

#9838

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6918|67.222.138.85

I'm 165.

2009-12-31 15:03:15

#9839

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6812|132 and Bush

I had an extreme chubber blow me once. She wanted to bang out and even reached for some condoms. I said no... but thanks.

What was even funnier was my buddy was in the same hotel room (other bed) trying to hook up with an even fatter, uglier, and older woman. Oh man was it bad.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-12-31 15:04:14