Ever played with a German guy in VoIP?

2006-04-18 10:17:38

#1

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7022|Dallas

Ever played with a German guy in VoIP? What a shitbag of fun that is. I go into a Sharqi server today and there is some German Lt.Col in there trying to gun in the MEC chopper for me. This moron wouldn't shoot at anything, not people, not the chopper, not cars or tanks, NOTHING! He just sat there and looked around. Well I noticed this assbag had a squad going so I joined it and asked him over the VoIP what the hell he was doing.

Me: Hey asshole, WTF are you doing? Why don't you shoot instead of playing your balls!

Him: Wah?

Me: SHOOT FUCKER!

Him: I's is am playin chopper in the schiezer!!!!

Me: WHAT!?

Him: I'S IS AM PLAYING CHOPPER IN THE SCHIEZER!!!!!! IDIOT!

Me: Who you calling an idiot?

Him: Ju! Fagot!

Me: You son of a bitch! Where the hell are you from, POLAND OR SOMETHING!!

Him: Deutchland you American cockfag ich bin shiezinhammer douche bag!

Me: GERMANY SUCKS!

Him: AMERICA SUCKS!

Me: Oh YEAH!

Him: YEAH!

Me: WELL EAT THE SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN YOU NAZI BASTARD!!!

**Proceed to slam the chopper into the side of the mountain**

Him: Why ju gotta calls me a nazi?

Me: STFU and shoot next time Himmler

Him: HEY JU BETTNER STOP CALLING ME'S THESE THINGS OR I'S GOING TO MESS YOU UP!!

Me: SHADDUP AND GET IN THE CHOPPA! MOVE IT AHHNOLD!!

**He gets in the chopper and I shoot his ass out with the M95**

Him: ASSSSSSHOLEEE EEEEEERRREEERREE!!! ***Disconnected from server***

Everyone should speak English if you are going to play here.

2006-04-18 10:18:59

#2

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7019

Funny and not nice at the same time.

2006-04-18 10:20:53

#3

Fuzzball_the_Shooter: The Photographer.; +81|6962|Central Valley,California

usmarine2005 wrote:
Funny and not nice at the same time.

2006-04-18 10:21:13

#4

Pvt.Kosak: Member; +125|6844

lol germans can't learn a decent language

2006-04-18 10:23:13

#5

PRiMACORD: Member; +190|6883|Home of the Escalade Herds

lol

2006-04-18 10:24:28

#6

pure_beef_69: Banned; +186|6904

lol as much as i laughed at that i kinda felt sorry for him when you mentioned nazi and hitler

2006-04-18 10:25:58

#7

Pvt.Kosak: Member; +125|6844

himmer but nazis killed more people than americans killing iraqis

2006-04-18 10:26:41

#8

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7022|Dallas

(SGS)Pvt.Kosak wrote:
himmer but nazis killed more people than americans killing iraqis

LOL

2006-04-18 10:27:28

#9

Dr.Battlefield: Got milk?; +150|7010

Anyway saying "nazi" isn't good.

2006-04-18 10:27:40

#10

Pvt.Kosak: Member; +125|6844

i have played with chinese,israelil,russian people on voip

2006-04-18 10:30:33

#11

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7022|Dallas

I'm thinking Russian would probably be the worst.

Me: YOUR AN IDIOT!!

Russian: You know what? To hell with this, Mother Russia pushes red button now.

Me: ........WAIT NO....SHIT!!!

2006-04-18 10:31:18

#12

hurricane2oo5: Do One Ya Mug !!!; +176|7022|mansfield

lol i love it. wish you had the audio so we could all piss ourselves.

2006-04-18 10:31:57

#13

Pvt.Kosak: Member; +125|6844

lol no chinese
was worse

ME: Shoot Mother Fucker
Him: No(Chinse Accent)
Me: Just Shoot
Him: Ok( TK ME )

2006-04-18 10:33:23

#14

Rumfuddle: Member; +14|6976

Actually the one time I got in a voip squad with some Germans (or someone speaking German) they were polite and tried their best to speak a bit of English. I know enough German to order correctly at a Bavarian restaurant and aside from a few curse words that's about it. And now I know they still really like to call all the tanks "panzers" which is fine.

They get real sensitive about being called Nazis. I'd avoid that. It's pretty much like throwing the N-bomb around a black part of town.

2006-04-18 10:34:07

#15

Tushers: Noctwisaskfirtush; +224|6942|Some where huntin in Wisconsin

dude i was so just playing on a german server it was so funny and i was playing on a chinnesse and i got kick for saying qiun shi qou gon shii though that is what the BF2 PLa guys say? right....i think i am part german, i be tinkin, you know why they don't play bf2 in mexico.....

because he he he rolf lolz lmao

2006-04-18 10:35:59

#16

Rumfuddle: Member; +14|6976

The best time was in a voip squad of Scots. They were a complete hoot.

Worst time was on a Brazilian server and they're all speaking Portuguese. When they figured out I was from the US I got booted from the squad after hearing what I am sure were some nice slurs, then I got kicked from the server.

Last edited by Rumfuddle (2006-04-18 10:37:31)

2006-04-18 10:37:53

#17

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|6997|Comber, Northern Ireland

*salutes Cougar * lol i always do that, its fun, next time...get a vid.

2006-04-18 10:38:16

#18

Pvt.Kosak: Member; +125|6844

lol scots they say wee)which means good) so 1 say wee wee i don't understand cos i am english

2006-04-18 10:38:47

#19

-Gunsmoke-: Member; +165|6893|South Jersey

funny but sterotypical

2006-04-18 10:39:19

#20

Darth_Fleder: Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth; +533|7064|Orlando, FL - Age 43

Cougar wrote:
Me: Hey asshole, WTF are you doing? Why don't you shoot instead of playing your balls!

Him: Wah?

Me: SHOOT FUCKER!

I think that would have been enough. There are enough idiots in EVERY country to go around.

2006-04-18 10:40:35

#21

Lt.Smurf: Member; +5|6952|North Germany

I gues all nations have some assholes to carry.... btw I'm german

Cougar wrote:

Me: Hey asshole, WTF are you doing? Why don't you shoot instead of playing your balls!

Him: Wah?

Me: SHOOT FUCKER!

I think that would have been enough. There are enough idiots in EVERY country to go around.

Uppps, same thought.......

Last edited by Lt.Smurf (2006-04-18 10:42:27)

2006-04-18 10:43:49

#22

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6996|The Hague, Netherlands

Well till this point i could understand everyone who ever said anything over VOIP, i can understand german/dutch/english so these are mostly spoken on servers were i play on. but yeah some guys/girls make me laugh

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2006-04-18 10:44:29

#23

CTD-CaptainBuck: BLEEDING BLUE; +71|7025|Tenn

I played with sum german guys once... I was high so i just sat back at the main laughing my ass off at them getting all worked up(think they were having tank troubles) ... they finally managed to spit out sum english when an enemy was coming to our main

2006-04-18 10:58:01

#24

MaximumMayhem: Member; +27|6908|Mashtuur Boulevard

You guys must have some sensational connections to be able to play on servers in countries foreign to your own!

2006-04-18 11:03:00

#25

Elamdri: The New Johnnie Cochran; +134|6904|Peoria

I love it when international relations fail....

At least the poor german guy was trying to talk. Jesus, I woulda been lost if it was me trying to speak German...

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