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2009-12-08 18:47:58

#3651

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6237|Blue Mountain State

Superior Mind wrote:
Pochsy wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
It's sort of set up for to ask her out.

We've been flirting in class lately. I asked her for gum one day and she had none. She wanted gum too so she went down to the school store to buy some but they were closed so she settled for starburst from the vending machine which she doesnt even like that much. When I got home I found a pack of gum in my jacket pocket with exactly 2 sticks left in it. I told her on facebook. She lol'd and said that second piece was hers. So I say ill give it to her today. She dosnt show up to class, so I eat the gum and figure I'm beat. She tells me on facebook that she had to fix somethign at the registrars office and said "tsk tsk" when i told her i ate the gum. She said "you couldnt wait till friday" (our next class together). So I told her I'd make it up to her and now she wants to know how.
Bubble gum tape.

That shit rocks.

No, seriously, bubble gum tape. She'll appreciate the childish side of you...if she's a pedo (you can only hope).
I replied "how about something a little more substantial than gum?"

you mean like a blowjob?

https://www.itwirx.com/other/hksignature.jpg

Baba Booey

2009-12-08 18:48:07

#3652

SamBo: Blackburn Rovers Fan; +102|5582|Stoke, England

who was this guy?

http://bf2s.liquidat0r.com/profile.php?id=1083

2009-12-08 18:48:55

#3653

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6891|949

justice wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
It's sort of set up for to ask her out.

We've been flirting in class lately. I asked her for gum one day and she had none. She wanted gum too so she went down to the school store to buy some but they were closed so she settled for starburst from the vending machine which she doesnt even like that much. When I got home I found a pack of gum in my jacket pocket with exactly 2 sticks left in it. I told her on facebook. She lol'd and said that second piece was hers. So I say ill give it to her today. She dosnt show up to class, so I eat the gum and figure I'm beat. She tells me on facebook that she had to fix somethign at the registrars office and said "tsk tsk" when i told her i ate the gum. She said "you couldnt wait till friday" (our next class together). So I told her I'd make it up to her and now she wants to know how.
"I would ask you for a coffee, but dyu wanna go buy some gum, I feel kinda bad about that hole gum drama (giggles)" upon purchase of gum "so how bout that coffee (accompanied buy charming grin)?"

If it works you owe me.

I like the ol':
Throw on jeans, cuffed up at least 2 inches. Throw on white T, sleeves rolled up with pack of smokes tucked in aforementioned sleeve. Hair slicked back, leather jacket slyly thrown over one shoulder. Slidle up to her in class, stare directly at her tits and say (not ask), "You, me. Let's go down to Flo's Diner and share a malt with one straw."

2009-12-08 18:49:02

#3654

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6952

1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
Pochsy wrote:

Bubble gum tape.

That shit rocks.

No, seriously, bubble gum tape. She'll appreciate the childish side of you...if she's a pedo (you can only hope).
I replied "how about something a little more substantial than gum?"
you mean like a blowjob?

Well yeah. That's obviously what i meant..

x

2009-12-08 18:49:46

#3655

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6756

SamBo wrote:
who was this guy?

http://bf2s.liquidat0r.com/profile.php?id=1083

i don't know, but i had 998 karma when i clicked on the link . . .

2009-12-08 18:50:09

#3656

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6237|Blue Mountain State

Superior Mind wrote:
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
I replied "how about something a little more substantial than gum?"
you mean like a blowjob?
Well yeah. That's obviously what i meant..

subtle. nice

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Baba Booey

2009-12-08 18:50:19

#3657

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5802|Toronto

Superior Mind wrote:
I replied "how about something a little more substantial than gum?"

Too aggresive.

You have to play games for at least a little while.

Plus you had better not hint at things you cannot deliver. You best be certain your penis does not have the consistency of chewed bubble gum when you whip out your "substantial" package.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-12-08 18:52:56

#3658

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6952

Pochsy wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
I replied "how about something a little more substantial than gum?"
Too aggresive.

You have to play games for at least a little while.

Plus you had better not hint at things you cannot deliver. You best be certain your penis does not have the consistency of chewed bubble gum when you whip out your "substantial" package.

I wasn't referring to a blowjob you dimwits. I was thinking more along the lines of dinner. But what I'll do is bring in a granola bar for her. Then when she lol's at it I'll ask her to dinner.

x

2009-12-08 18:53:50

#3659

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6237|Blue Mountain State

Superior Mind wrote:
Pochsy wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
I replied "how about something a little more substantial than gum?"
Too aggresive.

You have to play games for at least a little while.

Plus you had better not hint at things you cannot deliver. You best be certain your penis does not have the consistency of chewed bubble gum when you whip out your "substantial" package.
I wasn't referring to a blowjob you dimwits. I was thinking more along the lines of dinner. But what I'll do is bring in a granola bar for her. Then when she lol's at it I'll ask her to dinner.

..........then blowjob?

Baba Booey

2009-12-08 18:54:48

#3660

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6952

1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
Pochsy wrote:

Too aggresive.

You have to play games for at least a little while.

Plus you had better not hint at things you cannot deliver. You best be certain your penis does not have the consistency of chewed bubble gum when you whip out your "substantial" package.
I wasn't referring to a blowjob you dimwits. I was thinking more along the lines of dinner. But what I'll do is bring in a granola bar for her. Then when she lol's at it I'll ask her to dinner.
..........then blowjob?

sure

x

2009-12-08 18:55:16

#3661

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6237|Blue Mountain State

nice nice

Baba Booey

2009-12-08 18:57:43

#3662

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6891|949

Superior Mind wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Much too boring. One of the only cool things about being a mod is talking shit on other mods without fear of getting banned.
I'm pretty sure I do that too.

Do it to me and that's a bannin!

2009-12-08 18:58:29

#3663

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6389|Carnoustie MASSIF

Fuck you.

Hi guys.

2009-12-08 18:58:35

#3664

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6585|England

Superior Mind wrote:
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:

I wasn't referring to a blowjob you dimwits. I was thinking more along the lines of dinner. But what I'll do is bring in a granola bar for her. Then when she lol's at it I'll ask her to dinner.
..........then blowjob?
sure

Flawless plan (y)

http://soundcloud.com/csanva

2009-12-08 18:58:50

#3665

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5844

I was watching an Asa Akira porno earlier and was reminded of my ex and I got really sad. So I called her and we talked for a minute than she said she would call me back in a minute and she never called me back. ;;

2009-12-08 18:59:34

#3666

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6952

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Much too boring. One of the only cool things about being a mod is talking shit on other mods without fear of getting banned.
I'm pretty sure I do that too.
Do it to me and that's a bannin!

You're a jerk.

x

2009-12-08 18:59:36

#3667

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6891|949

I for one think SupMind's wit and humor will go over nicely with the lady friend. Works for me all the time.

2009-12-08 19:00:10

#3668

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6777|Montucky

So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking

Racing around to come up behind you again.

The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,

Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

2009-12-08 19:01:35

#3669

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5844

happy birthday seven \o/

I think that's what you are talking about right?

2009-12-08 19:02:12

#3670

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5802|Toronto

I just found out my ex girlfriend (pictures not available) wants to have dinner [sex] with me over the holidays. I really missed her [boobs]. Seriously, they were at least D's and still firm and taught...in 5 years that will most definitely not be the case. Yippeeee.

Unless of course I find out she really does want to have dinner and talk. I guess that's not bad; she was always a better conversationalist than me, so at least I won't be bored.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-12-08 19:02:46

#3671

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6571

Who here has seen Monsters vs Aliens?

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2009-12-08 19:03:10

#3672

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6777|Montucky

I have.

2009-12-08 19:04:15

#3673

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6756

S3v3N wrote:
So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking

Racing around to come up behind you again.

The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,

Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

2009-12-08 19:04:55

#3674

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5802|Toronto

Macbeth wrote:
happy birthday seven \o/

I think that's what you are talking about right?

No way. He's talking about getting high.

Seven, get off the dope. You're ruining your eyesight.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-12-08 19:05:20

#3675

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6571

S3v3N wrote:
I have.

BOB is

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsm.png

is he not?

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

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