Iconic, i wasn't trolling with "Happy Holidays". i meant it. kinda like a counterpoint, you sourpuss.
Must .. try .. to .. breathe .. and .. clear .. tea .. from .. noseIconic Irony wrote:
The point I'm getting at here, is that YOU talk the most shit, but from what I can tell exhibit the least amount of effort from anyone I've seen here. What you do contribute is forgettable at best and what isn't forgettable is usually only noteworthy for the mere fact that it's so pompous.
Fuck Israel
Wow, that was a fucking long OP. He takes this shit seriously.
At least he didn't set a condom on his face.CammRobb wrote:
I don't like macbeth, more than most of the idiots.Macbeth wrote:
I like Cougar. Prefer him over most of you idiots.
OH SNAP.
At least he didn't set his face on fire using a condom and explosive gas.Cybargs wrote:
At least he didn't set a condom on his face.CammRobb wrote:
I don't like macbeth, more than most of the idiots.Macbeth wrote:
I like Cougar. Prefer him over most of you idiots.
OH SNAP.
OH SNAP
At least he wasn't stupid enough to post it online for e-sympathy.S3v3N wrote:
At least he didn't set his face on fire using a condom and explosive gas.Cybargs wrote:
At least he didn't set a condom on his face.CammRobb wrote:
I don't like macbeth, more than most of the idiots.
OH SNAP.
OH SNAP
OH SNAP
I hate not christmas
Happy Holidays everyone...
الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic
...show me the schematic
I fucking agree to the OP. Christmas sucks balls.
1. Family,.. We usually go to my grandparents', because they're to immobile to move, but my grandmother can't cook and moving food doesn't work. So we order in,.. which is SHIT! Also all your relatives have to come, including the ones that don't like eachother, so everyone is feigning a smile untill one of them has too much alcohol and starts makings unfgestive remarks. I don't mind spending time with my family, in fact I usually enjoy it. I just don't fancy the idea of doing so in a forced manner. I'd like to see my grandparents at Christmas as my relatives, in groups, around Christmas, just not all stuck together on Christmas.
2. The weather,.. anyone else in Holland, the UK or Ireland can remember the last white Christmas? Because I can't. However, you can't start an argument about it because someone will tell you to blame it on yourself for driving too many cars. In fact if you start the argument in a mall, someone might even start asking money to support dehydrated infant soldier is Kenyaniastan or whatever shitehole, after all its all our fault as pointed out again by Al Gore and we are not nearly wasting enough tax money on third world aid to be spend on Ugubumba's limo or N'gwazi's Nicaraguan made Chinese copy of an Iranian Kalashnikov. Global Warming is a fucking hoax, its not my fault the earth's axis has tilted a bit or whatever other natural cycle has caused temperature to rise the last couple of years. As such, as a victim, I'm entitled to moan about being deprived of a white Christmas.
3. Exes,.. yeah, I miss them, all of them. Especially the one(s) that are only "ex" because of practical circumstances. FFS, I should be in Siberia in Januari actually having a cosy white Christmas,.. but nooooooooooo,.. there absolutely have to be mountains in between and shitty politics that require you to apply for complicated *cough* non-Soviet visa.
4. Wait,.. is it Christmas already? Jesus, I have to buy presents right after my last deadline, for people that don't even want presents because they already have everything.
The only things worse than Christmas are my birthday and Valentines day. Valentines day,.. tacky red plastic crap in even the most fanciest of shops and disgusting cheap ass chocolate moulded into whoreis shapes, the smell of which hanging around everywhere and making you nauseous. It used to be a romantic American tradition where one declared love anonymously, which argueably is fail in any case as only wusses do so anonymously. Now, exported to the Old World, where really no such tradition existed and no one missed it, it has become another event where we can be commercially exploited several weeks in advance. No one declares their love anonymously, it has just become a day on which couples have to buy eachother the most overpriced piece of junk lest they risk having a relationship breaking argument about the ammount of money not spend. It is also a day they can walk hand in hand through town, making a statement that they have been together for exactly four days and expect to break up within a month, while occasionally taking action bordering to public indecency. The more ugly a couple you are, the more visually expressive you have to be. Any notion of romance has gone overboard long ago, Valentines day is all about cornyness/hornyness and the kind of love that is sold as easily as the plastic tack in the shops.
1. Family,.. We usually go to my grandparents', because they're to immobile to move, but my grandmother can't cook and moving food doesn't work. So we order in,.. which is SHIT! Also all your relatives have to come, including the ones that don't like eachother, so everyone is feigning a smile untill one of them has too much alcohol and starts makings unfgestive remarks. I don't mind spending time with my family, in fact I usually enjoy it. I just don't fancy the idea of doing so in a forced manner. I'd like to see my grandparents at Christmas as my relatives, in groups, around Christmas, just not all stuck together on Christmas.
2. The weather,.. anyone else in Holland, the UK or Ireland can remember the last white Christmas? Because I can't. However, you can't start an argument about it because someone will tell you to blame it on yourself for driving too many cars. In fact if you start the argument in a mall, someone might even start asking money to support dehydrated infant soldier is Kenyaniastan or whatever shitehole, after all its all our fault as pointed out again by Al Gore and we are not nearly wasting enough tax money on third world aid to be spend on Ugubumba's limo or N'gwazi's Nicaraguan made Chinese copy of an Iranian Kalashnikov. Global Warming is a fucking hoax, its not my fault the earth's axis has tilted a bit or whatever other natural cycle has caused temperature to rise the last couple of years. As such, as a victim, I'm entitled to moan about being deprived of a white Christmas.
3. Exes,.. yeah, I miss them, all of them. Especially the one(s) that are only "ex" because of practical circumstances. FFS, I should be in Siberia in Januari actually having a cosy white Christmas,.. but nooooooooooo,.. there absolutely have to be mountains in between and shitty politics that require you to apply for complicated *cough* non-Soviet visa.
4. Wait,.. is it Christmas already? Jesus, I have to buy presents right after my last deadline, for people that don't even want presents because they already have everything.
The only things worse than Christmas are my birthday and Valentines day. Valentines day,.. tacky red plastic crap in even the most fanciest of shops and disgusting cheap ass chocolate moulded into whoreis shapes, the smell of which hanging around everywhere and making you nauseous. It used to be a romantic American tradition where one declared love anonymously, which argueably is fail in any case as only wusses do so anonymously. Now, exported to the Old World, where really no such tradition existed and no one missed it, it has become another event where we can be commercially exploited several weeks in advance. No one declares their love anonymously, it has just become a day on which couples have to buy eachother the most overpriced piece of junk lest they risk having a relationship breaking argument about the ammount of money not spend. It is also a day they can walk hand in hand through town, making a statement that they have been together for exactly four days and expect to break up within a month, while occasionally taking action bordering to public indecency. The more ugly a couple you are, the more visually expressive you have to be. Any notion of romance has gone overboard long ago, Valentines day is all about cornyness/hornyness and the kind of love that is sold as easily as the plastic tack in the shops.
hahahahahaIconic Irony wrote:
FURTHER, YOU ARE EXPECTED TO BUY THEM PRESENTS. I don't even want to SEE them, much less spend MONEY TO SEE THEM, much less SPEND MONEY TO SEE THEM SO I CAN GIVE THEM SHIT I BOUGHT FOR THEM. This holiday has TERRIBLE LOGIC. It's like paying someone to kick you in the balls repeatedly, fuck your wife, kill your dog and burn your house down.
Baubles.Lai wrote:
I fucking agree to the OP. Christmas sucks balls.
I hate the music, it's so awful. Other than that it doesn't really get on my nerves, not like I have to do anything for anyone. Even if I did I wouldn't.
i love you cougs <3
Same over here, since a while 4-5 years, it seems like life turn to shit when i hit mid november and december.Iconic Irony wrote:
I have the EXACT same problem. So far this month has been a nightmare for me, both mentally and financially. It seems to be the same story every year.Doctor Strangelove wrote:
Shit always starts to go wrong with my live in December.
It's a trend I've noticed since sixth grade.
Once January comes around, everything is prefect however.
Since mid november.
Lost my job.
Car keep having something fucking up as soon as i repair another one.
Dumped the GF. (She deserved it, but still)
Best mate mother died. (She was like me second mother)
One of my friend father died 3 days after the mother of my mate...so ive had a whole week of exposition and service and everything death related.
23 more days are coming toward me and im ready to bet its not the end of my god dammed curse.
Fuck you winter, fuck you xmas. New year is fine, new years mean alcohol
every day means alcohol
Yes, but New Years mean MORE alcohol than the other days.Mekstizzle wrote:
every day means alcohol
I love Xmas and everything around it
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Im willing to bet you said that just to be different...either that or you still live at home with everything paid by parents and you receive gift.Varegg wrote:
I love Xmas and everything around it
New Years Day is amateur hour.Roger Lesboules wrote:
Yes, but New Years mean MORE alcohol than the other days.Mekstizzle wrote:
every day means alcohol
Or I'm Norwegian ... Santa is from NorwayRoger Lesboules wrote:
Im willing to bet you said that just to be different...either that or you still live at home with everything paid by parents and you receive gift.Varegg wrote:
I love Xmas and everything around it
And if Donfck says differently he is lying!!!!
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Amateur hour? Care to enlighten me?burnzz wrote:
New Years Day is amateur hour.Roger Lesboules wrote:
Yes, but New Years mean MORE alcohol than the other days.Mekstizzle wrote:
every day means alcohol
@ Mr. Varegg: Dont tell me you believe in that sante shiznit
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k.
hi baggs!
who drinks on New Years Eve? if your answer is "everybody" , the viola - 'Ameteur hour'. maybe it means something more here in America, because i sure as fuck will not be on any roadway between 12:10 and 6am January 1st.Roger Lesboules wrote:
Amateur hour? Care to enlighten me?
hey pretty!burnzz wrote:
hi baggs!
do you know how i get the fuck outta this thread?