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You said you'd never forget

I like my women like my internet porn blocker.

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CammRobb wrote:

5 year old boy rushes into the kitchen shouting to his mum, "Mummy, mummy, Nana's got a prawn in the front room."
His mother, confused, walks into the living room to check it out, to find the kids Gran, naked and spreadeagled on the couch.
Turning back round to her son, she says "No, that's not a prawn, that's a clitoris."
The boy replies, "well it tastes like a prawn."

*vomit*

Tr0n. wrote:

Whats Al Quaida's favorite football team?
















the new york jets

whoa. i would never tell that joke unless i was behind the wall of anon.

First Christmas Joke of 2009

Three  men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at  the pearly
gates.

'In honour of this holy season'  Saint Peter said,  'You must each possess
something  that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The  first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a  lighter. He
flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he  said.

'You may pass through the pearly  gates' Saint Peter said.

The  second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of  keys. He
shook them and said, 'They're  bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the  pearly gates'.

The third man started searching  desperately through his pockets and 
finally pulled  out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at  the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just 
what do those symbolize?'

The man  replied, 'These are Carols.'

What's the definition of indefinitely?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
When your balls are on her ass you're indefinitely

oh man i heard that joke two weeks ago, i was laughing hard

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius.

And what did the Russian do?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
The Russians used a pencil

A kid comes home from school and says, "Hey ma, I've got the biggest dick of all the kids in my 5th grade class! Is it because I'm black?"
The mom says, "Hell naw, it's cuz you 16!"

seymorebutts443 wrote:

whats the difference between a Cadillac and a golf ball


Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball.

Rofl, wasn't long till those came out

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

How do you make a peach crumble?

Kick it in the crotch

Whats better than eating a mandarin?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Eating Amanda out