Public Toilets.

2009-11-19 14:38:12

#1

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5780|Catherine Black

Why is it that whenever the general public (read: The chavs at my school) enter a public toilet, they forget how to use the toilet altogether?

Today I went in at school to take a dump and read my book in a free period, entered the first stall, and saw piss all over the seat. On closer inspection, it was also all over the floor. It had run under the stalls into the next one. Scratch two stalls. The next one had yellow water with a tinge of brown at the bottom, and about 4 pounds of shit in it. The next one had no toilet paper, on account of the dispenser being ripped open, the next one had no light, only the last one was up to a decent standard. And it stank of shit.

We just moved into the school about a year ago, the toilets are brand new and were in pristine condition. Why is it that people feel the need to vandalise toilets? Does it make them feel hard destroying school property and not being on camera? I really don't get it.

2009-11-19 14:50:38

#2

menzo: ̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#; +616|6438|Amsterdam‫

1 you dont take a shit at school.

2. you piss over everything because you need to remind people of point 1

Last edited by menzo (2009-11-19 15:04:50)

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2009-11-19 14:53:39

#3

Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|6567|London

menzo wrote:
1 you dont take a shit a school.
2. you dont take a shit a school.

2009-11-19 14:58:04

#4

Amdi Peter: peut-être; +111|5540|paris

Because they haven't been taught, how to act in public and haven't been taught proper social skills and manner.

2009-11-19 15:03:45

#5

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6318|England

Someone shit in a sink at our school

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2009-11-19 15:04:54

#6

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6489

then, they washed up in the toilet.

2009-11-19 15:05:18

#7

menzo: ̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#; +616|6438|Amsterdam‫

JakAttaK wrote:
Someone shit in a sink at our school

win

2009-11-19 15:05:35

#8

Smithereener: Member; +138|6307|California

That's why I never took a crap at school, unless I was sure I was going to shit my pants. It really always surprised where in the stall you would find smeared shit. Really? Someone actually took the time and effort to place their turd on the flush handle? Really now...

Also reminded me of this.

2009-11-19 15:05:50

#9

-Gunsmoke-: Member; +165|6627|South Jersey

I take dumps at school. When I gotta go, I go. (After liberally applying toilet paper to the surface of the toilet seat)

2009-11-19 15:07:42

#10

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|5970|Blue Mountain State

JakAttaK wrote:
Someone shit in a sink at our school

been there done that. people shit in the urinals too. funny stuff

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2009-11-19 15:07:54

#11

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6318|England

menzo wrote:
JakAttaK wrote:
Someone shit in a sink at our school
win

Na it wasn't, every boy in the school got held back until someone admitted it. The thing is. About 5 people admitted to it.

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2009-11-19 15:11:34

#12

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6124|Scotland!

I can't shit in public toilets, so in my jealousy I piss over everything and vandalize stuff so others can't either.

I guess I'm not alone!

2009-11-19 15:21:37

#13

Irishpride<3: [√] Flameworthy; +76|5292|Baile Atha Cliath, Éire

menzo wrote:
1 you dont take a shit at school.

2. you piss over everything because you need to remind people of point 1

hnahahhahahahahahahha

After lunch me and the boys used to go in and piss all over the place. We used to go as far back as we could and have 'range competitions'. Whenever I wanted to take a dump in my old school I just went into the staff toilets, they didn't seem to care.

But yeah, epic times. One achieves a great relief whilst urinating on the floor.

2009-11-19 15:23:12

#14

Irishpride<3: [√] Flameworthy; +76|5292|Baile Atha Cliath, Éire

Haha I'm lolling so hard at some of this shit.

Thread is epic win
+1 Finrayz

2009-11-19 15:23:23

#15

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6613|London, England

You don't even go into the toilets at school, unless it's absolutely necessary. Let alone going for a dump

2009-11-19 15:43:29

#16

menzo: ̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#; +616|6438|Amsterdam‫

Mekstizzle wrote:
You don't even go into the toilets at school, unless it's absolutely necessary. Let alone going for a dump

what is bad about pissing at school?

2009-11-19 15:46:09

#17

Irishpride<3: [√] Flameworthy; +76|5292|Baile Atha Cliath, Éire

menzo wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
You don't even go into the toilets at school, unless it's absolutely necessary. Let alone going for a dump
what is bad about pissing at school?

You don't piss at school, you piss on school

Last edited by Irishpride<3 (2009-11-19 15:46:35)

2009-11-19 15:49:08

#18

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|6835|Reykjavík, Iceland.

I pity you, the restrooms in my school are in pristine condition. Really relaxing to sit down and take a dump.

2009-11-19 15:50:37

#19

Irishpride<3: [√] Flameworthy; +76|5292|Baile Atha Cliath, Éire

Sydney wrote:
I pity you, the restrooms in my school are in pristine condition. Really relaxing to sit down and take a dump.

But wheres the fun in that?

2009-11-19 15:51:03

#20

menzo: ̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#; +616|6438|Amsterdam‫

Sydney wrote:
I pity you, the restrooms in my school are in pristine condition. Really relaxing to sit down and take a dump.

om my school there are 5 filthy bathrooms, 1 bathroom where people shit ( it smells there) and the 1 bathroom that is super clean but most people dont know that it is there. ( shit there if it has to be done)

2009-11-19 15:59:30