That's because you're supposed to use sandbags.SEREMAKER wrote:
I tried http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/6430 … 310ap7.gif the screen but it wasn't the same effect
Its us those dumb blokes being exploited really.I remember a very astute point that in this case is it really women being exploited? All they do is show you their tits, maybe give you a little lap dance and in exchange they have tons of drooling men throwing money at them. It makes a man wonder why more Jews don't go into this business.
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Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Bro, everyone in westwood is gay. Sorry to break it to you.mtb0minime wrote:
That's because you're supposed to use sandbags. http://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files … virgin.jpgSEREMAKER wrote:
I tried http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/6430 … 310ap7.gif the screen but it wasn't the same effect
That.Dilbert_X wrote:
Its us those dumb blokes being exploited really.I remember a very astute point that in this case is it really women being exploited? All they do is show you their tits, maybe give you a little lap dance and in exchange they have tons of drooling men throwing money at them. It makes a man wonder why more Jews don't go into this business.
It's pretty much the opposite of what people make out afaik. Blokes getting exploited for money.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
to feel like a man
So me and some friends have decided to go to a titty bar for our friend's 18th. Bracing for epic.
I hope you're not disappointed...Hurricane2k9 wrote:
So me and some friends have decided to go to a titty bar for our friend's 18th. Bracing for epic.
I've got stripper and "Thai girlfriend" stories out the wazoo...SEREMAKER wrote:
you're not a real marine unless you have a stripper story
However, I've also heard that "You're not a real Marine unless you have a tattoo." Well, I have a severe phobia of needles. Does that disqualify me?
Lt. General "Chesty" Puller once said, "You're not a real Marine unless you have 3 NJPs." I guess I'm 1/3rd Marine because I did manage to get an NJP at some point.
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@OP: stop being a pussy, they're fun, go check one out.
mtb0minime wrote:
I'm so sick of these sexist threads. Women are not objects! Why do we need to mention the atrocities that they are put through when they have to take up one of these jobs. A woman shouldn't be objectified or seen as a piece of meat on a rotisserie while horny men sit around and throw money at it. Some of these women are in an unfortunate position and do what they can to pay the bills.
I'd prefer if we didn't discuss this any further.
Stop being a drama queen.
when my wife and i were dating, my cousin came to town and wanted to go to a strip club.
i volunteered to take him, and my wife volunteered to go with us.fFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
my cousin sat down by the stage tossing ones like it was his job. my wife and i shared a table, near the back.
every single dancer would come sit at our table, talk to us and a few even bought us beers.
i volunteered to take him, and my wife volunteered to go with us.fFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
my cousin sat down by the stage tossing ones like it was his job. my wife and i shared a table, near the back.
every single dancer would come sit at our table, talk to us and a few even bought us beers.
Oshit! I'm a marine too!ATG wrote:
Then I am a marine. Finally something to brag about!SEREMAKER wrote:
you're not a real marine unless you have a stripper story s
you fucking swinger Burnzz? seedy strip clubs with your wifeburnzz wrote:
when my wife and i were dating, my cousin came to town and wanted to go to a strip club.
i volunteered to take him, and my wife volunteered to go with us.fFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
my cousin sat down by the stage tossing ones like it was his job. my wife and i shared a table, near the back.
every single dancer would come sit at our table, talk to us and a few even bought us beers.
yeah, but we weren't married @ the time.
so these dancers would come to our table, and she would watch me to see
if i could look them in the face. which i eventually would. . .
so these dancers would come to our table, and she would watch me to see
if i could look them in the face. which i eventually would. . .
it's like watching a typically shitty playboy video, only in person, and you can't do much else anyway. I'll just stay home and jerk off to internet porn thnx. oh, and it costs money to use the zoom feature to get a closer look.
RoosterCantrell wrote:
it's like watching a typically shitty playboy video, only in person, and you can't do much else anyway. I'll just stay home and jerk off to internet porn thnx. oh, and it costs money to use the zoom feature to get a closer look.
I am pretty sure I heard this from Dr. Phil or Lou Dobbs: if you worry too much about the semantics of going to a strip joint, you might be ghey.
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dr phil, I would betloubot wrote:
I am pretty sure I heard this from Dr. Phil or Lou Dobbs: if you worry too much about the semantics of going to a strip joint, you might be ghey.
Hah. I knew it. The strippers were eyeing your girl, not you. Happens all the time. A guy brings a girl with him, and the strippers start giving free lap dances to the girl...burnzz wrote:
yeah, but we weren't married @ the time.
so these dancers would come to our table, and she would watch me to see
if i could look them in the face. which i eventually would. . .
The times you've gone, you've must of gone alone. Best done with friends, all of you a bit drunk.RoosterCantrell wrote:
it's like watching a typically shitty playboy video, only in person, and you can't do much else anyway. I'll just stay home and jerk off to internet porn thnx. oh, and it costs money to use the zoom feature to get a closer look.
A few times, I've been the one approached for "offers" without asking. One talked about a prior boyfriend who looked like me, so she wanted to hookup.
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Why strip clubs?
Your sitting at a table, with your friends, having a beer, and you have girls stripping on stage in front of you...
/close
Your sitting at a table, with your friends, having a beer, and you have girls stripping on stage in front of you...
/close
Strip clubs are for fuglys that can't go out and score without payment.
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I don't agree with you Irish...
I went to a strip club mbay 3 or 4 times in my life... I took one dance just to see what it is. All the other times, i was just drinking my beer and watching the sluts moving their ass.
Of course theirs is people that go there just cuz they can't score in rl. But not all of them.
I went to a strip club mbay 3 or 4 times in my life... I took one dance just to see what it is. All the other times, i was just drinking my beer and watching the sluts moving their ass.
Of course theirs is people that go there just cuz they can't score in rl. But not all of them.
I've went twice, both times was just with the lads for the craic. It was entertaining, and we did get shitfaced... But they're still for fuglys that can't score (especially the sad twats that eat/go to strip clubs during the day).Andoura wrote:
I don't agree with you Irish...
I went to a strip club mbay 3 or 4 times in my life... I took one dance just to see what it is. All the other times, i was just drinking my beer and watching the sluts moving their ass.
Of course theirs is people that go there just cuz they can't score in rl. But not all of them.
You could have a much better time using the same money in a real club.
This is what im saying, if me, you, mac, and everybody else go to a strip club 1 or 2 times per year it's ok. But yea people that go there during the day or every week-end etc. We could call them fuglys or wtv you want lolIrishpride<3 wrote:
I've went twice, both times was just with the lads for the craic. It was entertaining, and we did get shitfaced... But they're still for fuglys that can't score (especially the sad twats that eat/go to strip clubs during the day).Andoura wrote:
I don't agree with you Irish...
I went to a strip club mbay 3 or 4 times in my life... I took one dance just to see what it is. All the other times, i was just drinking my beer and watching the sluts moving their ass.
Of course theirs is people that go there just cuz they can't score in rl. But not all of them.
You could have a much better time using the same money in a real club.
whos been during lunch for a business meeting while they have a buffet ..............
