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2009-10-13 17:35:58

#1251

Stimey: +786|6425|Ontario | Canada

- Illmatic ; says:
fuck
my dad jsut walked in and i was wathcing porn an he booked me
fuckk fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuckdude

Ben says:
WHAT
HAHAHA

- Illmatic ; says:
fucklife
shit shit

Ben says:
watching or wanking

- Illmatic ; says:
ivenever been booked before
watching

Ben says:
booked?

- Illmatic ; says:
sawme

Ben says:
>.>

- Illmatic ; says:
fuck
ive neverr ever been cauhgt b4
fuck fuck ufkc ufscjalkjfa;

Ben says:
"go to your room son"

- Illmatic ; says:
im in my room
fuck fuck ufkclsk alk

Ben says:
LOL

- Illmatic ; says:
i saidd
that sum1
sent me a link on
msn
like sum1 with a viurs
but i kno it didnt work :

Ben says:
hahaha
what a bull shit xcuse

- Illmatic ; says:
wtff
wud u have done

Ben says:
"Im 16 piss off I have urges"

- Illmatic ; says:
no fuckng way
shit nigga
this si fuckkdd
im sweating

Ben says:
hahaha
HAHAHA

- Illmatic ; says:

Ben says:
too funny

- Illmatic ; says:

- Illmatic ; says:
he just walkedd out
n he saidd this is one of the thingss with u havin a laptop
he looked pised
fuck

HAHAHA

I'm Ben, guess who Illmatic is

2009-10-13 18:57:33

#1252

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6617

Goonrawrs

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2009-10-13 19:16:44

#1253

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7048|London

rofl

dumb gooners

2009-10-13 20:02:11

#1254

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6938

I played it off though

2009-10-13 23:23:57

#1255

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6928|Little Bentcock

Hahahahahaa

2009-10-14 04:47:01

#1256

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6435|Carnoustie MASSIF

Gooners wrote:
I played it off though

FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Last edited by CammRobb (2009-10-14 04:47:16)

2009-10-17 08:01:59

#1257

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6990|United States of America

From another IRC (yes #bf2s, I go other places)

[10:59] <~DC> Today, I arrived at a 4-way stop and three other cars got there at nearly that same time. I was expecting a big awkward moment of trying to figure out who was going to go first until I saw that all of us were turning right. Then one of the drivers put his hand out the window and counted down to one. The other cars waited until he got to one and we all turned right at the same time. Probably one the most awesome moments in my life.
[10:59] <~DC> I've always wanted to do that!

2009-10-17 13:29:57

#1258

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|7135|Denver colorado

Rofl

2009-10-18 12:50:50

#1259

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|6177|00770

Haha, this made me lol big time

(22:31:54) —› now talking in (#bf2s)

(22:33:17) (Zimmer) nearly done
(22:33:19) (Zimmer) omg
(22:33:21) (Zimmer) is that a girl>?
(22:33:23) (Zimmer) on IRC
(22:33:25) (Zimmer) no fucking way
(22:33:29) (Zimmer) guys, on our best behaviour
(22:33:30) (+Winston_Churchill) where!?
(22:33:31) (Zimmer) no showing penis
(22:33:32) (+Winston_Churchill) ohh
(22:33:43) (+Winston_Churchill) say it aint so
(22:33:47) (+Jenspm) wat
(22:33:52) • Zimmer slides his penis back into his trousers, but is sad that Winston_Churchill didn't finish
(22:33:57) (+Jenspm) oh
(22:33:59) (+Jenspm) hahahahaha
(22:34:03) (+Winston_Churchill) :'(
(22:34:17) (Zimmer) suck harder next time
(22:34:18) (+Jenspm) I think you scared her
(22:34:18) (+Winston_Churchill) dutch rudder didnt work quickly enough
(22:34:32) (Zimmer) or she doesn't know how to use it

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2009-10-23 07:23:48

#1260

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7061|Scotland

lol, that was a funny chat in IRC.

2009-10-29 11:57:34

#1261

Irishpride<3: [√] Flameworthy; +76|5606|Baile Atha Cliath, Éire

ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: yo
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: GG's da last nyt
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: yh
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: xD
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: BRB dude
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: kk np
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: Burning a DVD
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: n failing
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: 2 seks
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: haha
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: k
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: which one?
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: when ya get back ofc
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: dude
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: ye
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: I tried burning this disk roysh, I put it in the oven for a bit and then melted it down ontop of a blank CD-RW, am I doing it right?
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: i dunno lol
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: i'm shite wit computers
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: Is that how you do it?
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: sounds right tho
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: You don't put them in an oven?
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: xD
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: i use microwave
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: wat
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: dude
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: im messin
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: you burn a CD using a microwave?
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: lolwhataretard
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: xD
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: so you don't use ovenv.2
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: ?
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: the program I mean
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: not a real oven
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: lolololol
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: xD i know
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: no you don't
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: oven isn't a program
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: haha
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: thought u were messin sayin u buurnt it in oven
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: I was just lolling.
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: yeah
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: I was
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: now you've failed
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: was thinkin xD
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: hard
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: 10 /10
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: 5*****
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: would read again
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: haha
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: & post @ Bf2s
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: brb
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: xD

2009-10-29 12:33:43

#1262

Brasso: member; +1,549|6936

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2009-10-29 13:17:20

#1263

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|7135|Denver colorado

MEDICAL MARIJUAAN

[13:54] Cladhammer: fuuck
[13:54] Cladhammer: i got a C on my psych test...
[13:56] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: wow
[13:56] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: well
[13:56] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: i finihshed my homework
[13:56] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: and im higgh
[13:56] Cladhammer: nice
[13:56] Cladhammer: i figure if i get the 12 point for EXC
[13:56] Cladhammer: then i can have a B
[13:56] Cladhammer: but i think theres alos another 5 point for something else
[13:56] Cladhammer: so yea
[14:05] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: Ah
[14:05] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: shut up math
[14:05] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: Im djing
[14:05] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: go away lol
[14:05] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: Mannnn
[14:05] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: I got everything done
[14:06] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: now im happy
[14:06] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: hhhhhhhappy
[14:11] Cladhammer: nice
[14:11] Cladhammer: gonna hit the ganj up?
[14:12] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: I have
[14:12] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: really good stuff
[14:12] Cladhammer: lol nica
[14:12] Cladhammer: med shit yo
[14:12] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: a extra packed bowl today
[14:12] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto:
[14:12] Cladhammer: lol
[14:12] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: Im a healthy person
[14:12] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto:
[14:12] Cladhammer: XD
[14:12] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: LOLXD
[14:12] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: LOLXD
[14:12] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: kill yourself
[14:12] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: lol
[14:12] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: jk
[14:12] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: sorry
[14:12] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto:
[14:12] Lavadisk/Yukinagoto: :'(
[14:14] Cladhammer: haha

MEDICAL MARIJUAAN

2009-11-02 00:19:36

#1264

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6928|Little Bentcock

Irishpride<3 wrote:
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: yo
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: GG's da last nyt
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: yh
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: xD
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: BRB dude
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: kk np
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: Burning a DVD
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: n failing
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: 2 seks
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: haha
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: k
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: which one?
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: when ya get back ofc
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: dude
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: ye
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: I tried burning this disk roysh, I put it in the oven for a bit and then melted it down ontop of a blank CD-RW, am I doing it right?
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: i dunno lol
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: i'm shite wit computers
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: Is that how you do it?
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: sounds right tho
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: You don't put them in an oven?
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: xD
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: i use microwave
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: wat
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: dude
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: im messin
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: you burn a CD using a microwave?
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: lolwhataretard
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: xD
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: so you don't use ovenv.2
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: ?
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: the program I mean
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: not a real oven
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: lolololol
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: xD i know
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: no you don't
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: oven isn't a program
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: haha
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: thought u were messin sayin u buurnt it in oven
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: I was just lolling.
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: yeah
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: I was
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: now you've failed
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: was thinkin xD
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: hard
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: 10 /10
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: 5*****
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: would read again
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: haha
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: & post @ Bf2s
Oisín 'Irishpride' H: brb
ĪńŜōM|ŇįãжX.MÖҜÕŇĜŐ: xD

Why the hell do people talk like that?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

2009-11-15 03:26:50

#1265

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5779|Ventura, California

beginning of every MSN convo

[

Hey man how are you!
Fine thanks and you?
I'm good
cool

end...

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2009-11-15 10:28:18

#1266

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6990|United States of America

Ha, another classic bash one

<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

2009-11-15 11:38:25

#1267

Blade4509: Wrench turnin' fool; +202|5814|America

DesertFox- wrote:
Ha, another classic bash one
<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

That's freakin' pro

"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"

2009-11-22 17:19:47

#1268

BlooIggy: Enemy Trees Spotted!; +10|5749|NY, USA

pretty good i like the first one tho

https://bfbc2.statsverse.com/sig/detail5/pc/Bloo%20Iggy.png

2009-11-22 20:59:45

#1269

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6435|Carnoustie MASSIF

Gooners: lkfalkfhalfjjalfa'
Gooners: afjanlkff
Gooners: af
Gooners: ag
Gooners: wy4
Gooners: a amf;k
Gooners: t p39ia
[BF2s] Cammy: k
Gooners: 1 t[kq
Gooners: ag
Gooners: aglkag
Gooners: a
Gooners: ag lgkl
Gooners: GOODNIGHT

2009-11-23 03:15:30

#1270

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6454|'straya

I feel enlightened now...

2009-11-23 04:32:19

#1271

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6774

I thought you stopped posting in here last time we told you how seriously unfunny your quotes are.

2009-11-23 08:09:12

#1272

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6435|Carnoustie MASSIF

NooBesT wrote:
I thought you stopped posting in here last time we told you how seriously unfunny your quotes are.

Pot kettle black.

2009-11-23 10:27:22

#1273

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6774

CammRobb wrote:
NooBesT wrote:
I thought you stopped posting in here last time we told you how seriously unfunny your quotes are.
Pot kettle black.

You don't see me posting pointless quotes.

2009-11-23 15:26:43

#1274

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6435|Carnoustie MASSIF

NooBesT wrote:
CammRobb wrote:
NooBesT wrote:
I thought you stopped posting in here last time we told you how seriously unfunny your quotes are.
Pot kettle black.
You don't see me posting pointless quotes.

And? Don't come here then.

2009-11-23 15:33:49

#1275

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7048|London

11:29 PM - NooBesT: oh man

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