figuratively and literally
so we were walking back from downtown at like 230 and i start talking to this hot ass drunk chick. end up taking her home and banging the shit out of her while 4 of my friends were in the other room listening (she was a screamer). anyways, so about 30 mins after we fucked, she woke up, got out of bed, and fell down, which woke me up, and i was like woah what are you doing? she said she had to go the bathroom, so she opens my closet door, and i was like nah thats the closet, so i showed her to the bathroom. so she comes back a min or so later like normal, and then i hear my friends wrestling in the living room, so i go out there to tell them to shut the fuck up since it was like 5 in the morning and go to take a piss. then i see it...looked like a shit bomb went off in there. it was sprayed all over the seat, wall, and floor. went back in my room and she was already passed out again. i was too tired/drunk to deal with it, so i just said fuck it and went back to sleep.
then like an hr later, this bitch wakes up and is like where am i? who are you? where is my purse/cell phone? etc so im like oh god. she wasnt from here and somehow lost her friends downtown, so she was basically screwed. finally got her to calm down and go back to sleep telling her that itll be ok in the morning.
wake up this morning to find that my wallet was gone (figured i left it at a bar), so i was like whatever...i need to deal with this girl first. take her to someones house she knew so she could try to call her friends she came with. they didnt answer, so i had to take her back to her parents house which was like 30 mins away. drop her off and dip back home. then i find my wallet in the bathroom after i got done cleaning all the shit up, but my debit card was gone. i always keep my wallet in my back pocket, so i guess the bitch took it when she was freaking out with no money/cell phone/etc. called the bank and canceled the card, but im still kind of wigged out by the whole thing. i mean she was being cool on the ride home and all and thanking me for helping her out, but im still kind of scared because she has my full name on my bank card with her "not remembering anything that happened last night." i think she was just saying that because she was ashamed of shitting everywhere, but who knows with the crazy whores these days
what a fucking weekend...
oh and i took pics on my friends cam of the bathroom, so ill add them to this thread, hopefully later today
so we were walking back from downtown at like 230 and i start talking to this hot ass drunk chick. end up taking her home and banging the shit out of her while 4 of my friends were in the other room listening (she was a screamer). anyways, so about 30 mins after we fucked, she woke up, got out of bed, and fell down, which woke me up, and i was like woah what are you doing? she said she had to go the bathroom, so she opens my closet door, and i was like nah thats the closet, so i showed her to the bathroom. so she comes back a min or so later like normal, and then i hear my friends wrestling in the living room, so i go out there to tell them to shut the fuck up since it was like 5 in the morning and go to take a piss. then i see it...looked like a shit bomb went off in there. it was sprayed all over the seat, wall, and floor. went back in my room and she was already passed out again. i was too tired/drunk to deal with it, so i just said fuck it and went back to sleep.
then like an hr later, this bitch wakes up and is like where am i? who are you? where is my purse/cell phone? etc so im like oh god. she wasnt from here and somehow lost her friends downtown, so she was basically screwed. finally got her to calm down and go back to sleep telling her that itll be ok in the morning.
wake up this morning to find that my wallet was gone (figured i left it at a bar), so i was like whatever...i need to deal with this girl first. take her to someones house she knew so she could try to call her friends she came with. they didnt answer, so i had to take her back to her parents house which was like 30 mins away. drop her off and dip back home. then i find my wallet in the bathroom after i got done cleaning all the shit up, but my debit card was gone. i always keep my wallet in my back pocket, so i guess the bitch took it when she was freaking out with no money/cell phone/etc. called the bank and canceled the card, but im still kind of wigged out by the whole thing. i mean she was being cool on the ride home and all and thanking me for helping her out, but im still kind of scared because she has my full name on my bank card with her "not remembering anything that happened last night." i think she was just saying that because she was ashamed of shitting everywhere, but who knows with the crazy whores these days
what a fucking weekend...
oh and i took pics on my friends cam of the bathroom, so ill add them to this thread, hopefully later today
