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Thanks. We aim to please. I also hope to get someone to think and maybe chill out and realize the ass-hattery of their ways. While I didn't chortle at the MP class or the flashlight bit, it was enough to give me a grin.
Best thread ever!!!
Maybe the Military Police could also regulate the flow of traffic? Would be pretty cool, because now everyone parks his Hummer in the middle of the street or rams my tank with it
You are just as bad as they are with your holier than thou attitude. If you are that much of a fucking idiot to think that the teens posting on this site are of a accurate representation of teenagers as a whole then you sir are a moron.MaddOps wrote:
Did anyone read the rules of BF2s.com regarding the spelling, grammar, and punctuation parts?
I realize we're probably dealing with a grip of kids from 13 to 17 here. But there are these places called public schools that have classes called English that teach you how to write and to put your thoughts on paper, or in electronic format instead of paper. Whatever your medium of choice it doesn't speak very highly of your intelligence when you use things like "STUF n00b" and "U r a fag." Or one is also left to assume that maybe you're lazy or you can't type well, and the hunt and peck method is so much easier as it lends itself to one letter words.
Now your glaring insults, this is almost worthy of another post, seem to center around being gay, someone being a fag, and your expertise at the game.
BTW Todd, they can't get their senses of humor at K-mart. They have to get it from Hot Topic or it's not "l337"
enough. But they've got to wait on grandma to give them their birthday check, cause they can't sign anything out of their savings account without their Mom's signature cause Dad was too busy to take them to the bank, or teach them sports, or how to pick up girls.
You are not and I repeat, You are NOT the messiah. Im sure you think your status is about at the level with jesus christ, but its not. And for you to think that you have not only the right, but the ability to asses an age group is sickening.
And (thats right I started a sentence with and) if it makes you feel so much better to make fun of 13 year olds, then you sir need some professional help that i can not offer you.
And oh yea, I am 17. (I guess I dont know anything)
Last edited by Snipedya14 (2006-04-11 16:57:44)
1.3 new statpad report kit? i thought this kit come default with 98% of the tattle-tailing nooblets that play bf2
quote of the day.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
1.3 new statpad report kit? i thought this kit come default with 98% of the tattle-tailing nooblets that play bf2
battlefield snitch, you should give this MP a sack of dimes too.
'Tis a sad, sad day when someone starts a wryly funny, satirical thread that should be little more than a rare source of mirth in this troubled online world of BF2, and watches in horror as it backfires and becomes an open flame forum instead. I mean, is this what we do to attempts at humor and sarcasm on these forums? If you found it funny, sweet--post something supportive. If not, move on. As someone else said, "I want my 4 seconds of my life back." I can guarantee it took way longer than 4 seconds to type and submit that message, to say nothing of the countless minutes it must take to think of some hurtful remark and post it here. In short, if you didn't think it was funny, just click Back and continue on with your day.
For the record, I found the original post funny. The ensuing dirty remarks...not so much.
Remedial English translation: STFU n00b.
For the record, I found the original post funny. The ensuing dirty remarks...not so much.
Remedial English translation: STFU n00b.
This has already been mentioned in another thread, but the OP here got it wrong. There will be no MP's in 1.3. Instead, there will be independant members of the press who can attach themselves at will to squads on any side. Each time a member of the press is killed, the team responsible loses 20 tickets, so it is in a squad's best interests to manuever their nosey attachés into the line of fire of the enemy. Of course, wily reporters will recognize any such attempt and curtail it with a preemptive punish.
Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2006-04-12 04:42:13)
I'm sorry, you opened this door so...
By the way it's perfectly legitimate to start a sentence with and or but in common usage, just as it is to end a sentence with a preposition - just not for every case like, "Can you tell me where the library is at?" - but there's nothing wrong with, for example, "What country did that happen in?"
Points to work on: apostrophe use and attributive hyphenation, this might help.
Way to make his point for him about the standards of EnglishSnipedya14 wrote:
You are just as bad as they are with your holier-than-thou attitude. If you are that much of a fucking idiot to think that the teens posting on this site are an accurate representation of teenagers as a whole then you, sir, are a moron.
You are not, and I repeat, you are NOT the messiah. I'm sure you think your status is about at the level with Jesus Christ, but it's not. And for you to think that you have not only the right, but the ability to asses an age group is sickening.
And (that's right I started a sentence with and) if it makes you feel so much better to make fun of 13 year olds, then you sir need some professional help that I can not offer you.
And oh yeah, I am 17. (I guess I don't know anything)
By the way it's perfectly legitimate to start a sentence with and or but in common usage, just as it is to end a sentence with a preposition - just not for every case like, "Can you tell me where the library is at?" - but there's nothing wrong with, for example, "What country did that happen in?"
Points to work on: apostrophe use and attributive hyphenation, this might help.
nice 1. Whats wrong with a joke huh, you ppl get a life.
no one give a damn about how u s4y a m0th3r fu*kin sc3ntic3
WTF!Who cares about spelling as long as people can read it theres no problem.MaddOps wrote:
Did anyone read the rules of BF2s.com regarding the spelling, grammar, and punctuation parts?
I realize we're probably dealing with a grip of kids from 13 to 17 here. But there are these places called public schools that have classes called English that teach you how to write and to put your thoughts on paper, or in electronic format instead of paper. Whatever your medium of choice it doesn't speak very highly of your intelligence when you use things like "STUF n00b" and "U r a fag." Or one is also left to assume that maybe you're lazy or you can't type well, and the hunt and peck method is so much easier as it lends itself to one letter words.
Now your glaring insults, this is almost worthy of another post, seem to center around being gay, someone being a fag, and your expertise at the game.
Where to start. First off, the person mouthing off so loudly about being straight and damning "fags" and "homos" and what not, is probably a self hating closet case. Or they're afraid they'll be turned to the gay side by a smooth talking guy with a list and a mesh t-shirt that shows off his nipple rings. Or maybe they have a mesh t-shirt they like to wear around the house when Mom and Dad are gone for the weekend. But now with your glaring expertise at BF2 I'm left to believe that this is very likely to be the case. If you spend all your time playing the game how on earth would you ever find the time to woo a female. Who needs time when most of them probably wouldn't talk to you because they'd be socially outcast the minute they did. You've probably got AMD 64 written all over your notebook, and an "evil inside" sticker on your car. Then you and your pack of ghastly white, ethopian skinny buddies, and the one fat kid you hang out with cause his dad can get you a discount at CompUSA where he's stock manager, and go around calling people "n00b" and saying the verbal equivilent of "STFU" "lol" and "rofl" about the same time as one of the football players comes by and pushes you into the nearest trash can, or causes you to spill your books all over the floor.
BTW Todd, they can't get their senses of humor at K-mart. They have to get it from Hot Topic or it's not "l337"
enough. But they've got to wait on grandma to give them their birthday check, cause they can't sign anything out of their savings account without their Mom's signature cause Dad was too busy to take them to the bank, or teach them sports, or how to pick up girls.
The guy who said STFU Noob was obviously joking i hope although i wasn't funny.
Oh man I can't wait for that!! It will be awesome!!!! Who did you get the information off of???
..I'm joking. Although I do like your sence of humour!
..I'm joking. Although I do like your sence of humour!
I didn't start the grammar rules. Chuy did. You come into a man's house, you respect his rules.
And, I AM aware that you can start your sentences with and, but, or, as well as, nor. It used as a device to capture attention or add emphasis.
Secondly, Snypedonya, or whatever your name, I never claimed to have wonderful stats. Did you see my rank tag? Corporal. I play for an hour or two a few nights a week.
I come here because I like the people.
I write a lot because I type fast.
I'm going after the hard core game elitists. People who live and die and have no other life than BF2 or WOW or whatever.
It's not about age, it's all about presentation. I'm 27. Yeah I'm 10 years older than you. Sorry if I touched a nerve with something personal there, chief. But put yourself out as an uberleet tweaker and you're a target. Plus someone who presents themselves like that just screams "I'm 14 and I have no life!" I'm not saying all of you (or your generation since you appear to be the spokesperson) are complete lifeless, acne ridden, abandoned by their father, and sodomized by the football team, game geeks. I'm saying try planning out a well thought out post, and take the time to construct proper sentences. Postwhoring with things for a single syllable comment isn't necessary and doesn't add anything.
And, I AM aware that you can start your sentences with and, but, or, as well as, nor. It used as a device to capture attention or add emphasis.
Secondly, Snypedonya, or whatever your name, I never claimed to have wonderful stats. Did you see my rank tag? Corporal. I play for an hour or two a few nights a week.
I come here because I like the people.
I write a lot because I type fast.
I'm going after the hard core game elitists. People who live and die and have no other life than BF2 or WOW or whatever.
It's not about age, it's all about presentation. I'm 27. Yeah I'm 10 years older than you. Sorry if I touched a nerve with something personal there, chief. But put yourself out as an uberleet tweaker and you're a target. Plus someone who presents themselves like that just screams "I'm 14 and I have no life!" I'm not saying all of you (or your generation since you appear to be the spokesperson) are complete lifeless, acne ridden, abandoned by their father, and sodomized by the football team, game geeks. I'm saying try planning out a well thought out post, and take the time to construct proper sentences. Postwhoring with things for a single syllable comment isn't necessary and doesn't add anything.
Actually, if you don't have a highschool grasp of the english language and you are a native speaker, I will think you are incompetent and so will your girlfriends, teachers, professors, and recruiters.tvmissleman wrote:
no one give a damn about how u s4y a m0th3r fu*kin sc3ntic3
I'd almost swear I was on the steam forums, if the color scheme wasn't grey and gold.
Last edited by agent_137 (2006-04-12 10:53:03)
it used to be that you could post something humorous (or at least attempt to do so) without being flamed or having a grammer war break out:) oh well...would be nice to have more humorous posts though...
cheers!
cheers!
That is absolutely helarious. Especially since everyone does kill for planes and the chinese and there cheep knock off camcorders.
Everyone should stop complaining about spelling and if this post is humourous enough. I could bet anything that the people that complain about the English are Americans and there are a considerable number of BF2 players that are internation players and speak and write in other languages then English. English is a second language to some people.
Also, people that don't enjoy the humour of this joke, it is most likely because everything mentioned is something that they participate in. They don't agree with it because they do it all the time. These people are generally the cheaters and the people that make BF2 less enjoyable for others.
Oh and before others complain about my post just remember you are complaining because you are the person who participates in the activities being mad fun of. Just laugh for once. Even if you are a plane whore laugh because you agree with the humour.
Also, people that don't enjoy the humour of this joke, it is most likely because everything mentioned is something that they participate in. They don't agree with it because they do it all the time. These people are generally the cheaters and the people that make BF2 less enjoyable for others.
Oh and before others complain about my post just remember you are complaining because you are the person who participates in the activities being mad fun of. Just laugh for once. Even if you are a plane whore laugh because you agree with the humour.
Ok, lets get some things straight. I was never claiming to be a grammar god. I was simply pointing out that not everyone who is 17 says STFU etc. This is a casual writing setting, im sorry if I dont preform a major editing job.MaddOps wrote:
I didn't start the grammar rules. Chuy did. You come into a man's house, you respect his rules.
And, I AM aware that you can start your sentences with and, but, or, as well as, nor. It used as a device to capture attention or add emphasis.
I come here because I like the people.
I write a lot because I type fast.
I'm going after the hard core game elitists. People who live and die and have no other life than BF2 or WOW or whatever.
Did I ever mention your stats? No. And if you took it that way, well i am afriad you are a bit too sensitive.MaddOps wrote:
Secondly, Snypedonya, or whatever your name, I never claimed to have wonderful stats. Did you see my rank tag? Corporal. I play for an hour or two a few nights a week.
I really hope that you are not refering to me. I am majoring in Computer Science next year, but i am surely not an uberleet tweaker (whatever that may be) Nor have I put myself out to be one. I am not sure where the basis of this is.MaddOps wrote:
But put yourself out as an uberleet tweaker and you're a target. Plus someone who presents themselves like that just screams "I'm 14 and I have no life!"
Me the spokesperson? Quite the contrary. I would consider myself the minority. I challenge you to catch me saying OMG NOOB or STFU. I try and be as articulate as can be. Will I make mistakes? Certianly, but my friend i believe you will too. Especially on an online forum.MaddOps wrote:
I'm not saying all of you (or your generation since you appear to be the spokesperson) are complete lifeless, acne ridden, abandoned by their father, and sodomized by the football team, game geeks. I'm saying try planning out a well thought out post, and take the time to construct proper sentences. Postwhoring with things for a single syllable comment isn't necessary and doesn't add anything.
I am not trying to argue that people my age do not lack certian froms of etiquette (for lack of a better word)
They do. But what i am trying to convey is that not all of us (17year olds) do things in such a manor. We are not all uberleet hackers.
Now on to this.
Todd_whatver
How could you bust my chops about the grammar i use??? Why dont you take your smart ass and help out the majority of this boards that have trouble spelling "the" This is a forum, not a formal letter. I did not go thorugh and sift through my post
Using And in the begining of the sentence is part of a highly stylized sentence. Using a HSS allows you to virtually break all of the standard english codes. I did take AP lit.
How 'bout dis..... STFU n00b?MaddOps wrote:
I didn't start the grammar rules. Chuy did. You come into a man's house, you respect his rules.
And, I AM aware that you can start your sentences with and, but, or, as well as, nor. It used as a device to capture attention or add emphasis.
Secondly, Snypedonya, or whatever your name, I never claimed to have wonderful stats. Did you see my rank tag? Corporal. I play for an hour or two a few nights a week.
I come here because I like the people.
I write a lot because I type fast.
I'm going after the hard core game elitists. People who live and die and have no other life than BF2 or WOW or whatever.
It's not about age, it's all about presentation. I'm 27. Yeah I'm 10 years older than you. Sorry if I touched a nerve with something personal there, chief. But put yourself out as an uberleet tweaker and you're a target. Plus someone who presents themselves like that just screams "I'm 14 and I have no life!" I'm not saying all of you (or your generation since you appear to be the spokesperson) are complete lifeless, acne ridden, abandoned by their father, and sodomized by the football team, game geeks. I'm saying try planning out a well thought out post, and take the time to construct proper sentences. Postwhoring with things for a single syllable comment isn't necessary and doesn't add anything.
TA DA!!!! How was that for presentation? Did I pass Professor?
This is a forum for BF2 right? I didn't realize that this where we come to learn how to articulate ourselves with proper grammar. And better yet now we get some genius who can tell us exactly how we are supposed to write. Wow who knew we could learn so much from the BF2 community. Next week can we work on the proper terminology for a$shole?
In the end......I'm just sayin. <-----notice poor grammer
BTW- CHUY ROCKS!
Last edited by DRW-Shadow (2006-04-12 14:25:37)
I do. Do you have any idea how retarded cursing in l33t looks?no one give a damn about how u s4y a m0th3r fu*kin sc3ntic3
By the way, you spelled 's3nt3nc3' wrong. Retard. When you fuck with my language, at least do it properly.
Last edited by Justinian (2006-04-12 14:46:18)
There should be a chuck norris kit
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