M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6426|Escea

KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,978|6836|949

So I've got a date with this chick that I boned on Sunday night.  I've never gone out with a girl after a one-night stand.  Usually I just ignore them until they stop bothering me, but I figured I'd give this one a shot.  Any tips for me?
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6701

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

So I've got a date with this chick that I boned on Sunday night.  I've never gone out with a girl after a one-night stand.  Usually I just ignore them until they stop bothering me, but I figured I'd give this one a shot.  Any tips for me?
ask yourself one question:"does this female have capital?"
the rest should sort itself out.

no srsly, is this someone you enjoy spending time with?
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,978|6836|949

Umm, I enjoyed spending Sunday night with her a few times and Monday morning once hahaha.  I seriously only met her on Sunday, but she's cool and smart and lives in Coto De Caza.  Definite minus - 3 1/2 year old boy.  Could just be a fun not serious booty call though.  I thought I'd give her a date seeing as she is a friend of my buddy's girlfriend, and I don't want to seem like an asshole.  They can figure that out for themselves later.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6825|London, England
Why choose now as the day you no longer want to seem like an asshole, just asking ken
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6701

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Umm, I enjoyed spending Sunday night with her a few times and Monday morning once hahaha.  I seriously only met her on Sunday, but she's cool and smart and lives in Coto De Caza.  Definite minus - 3 1/2 year old boy.  Could just be a fun not serious booty call though.  I thought I'd give her a date seeing as she is a friend of my buddy's girlfriend, and I don't want to seem like an asshole.  They can figure that out for themselves later.
*see Jerry Maguire
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6426|Escea

Fek! Pain on the left side of my chest! I think I'm having a coronary or something!
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6701

M.O.A.B wrote:

Fek! Pain on the left side of my chest! I think I'm having a coronary or something!
get off the forum, go to WebMd.com
13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|5902
hello
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6426|Escea

burnzz wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

Fek! Pain on the left side of my chest! I think I'm having a coronary or something!
get off the forum, go to WebMd.com
Wait, gone. Ow
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6356|what

You sound disappointed it's not a heart attack?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6516

So I don't have school till 4pm tomorrow What the hell should I do from now till then?
Oisín<3
>rush.Irishpride
+139|5630|Dublin, Ireland
im stupoidly drunks guys lol, what shud ido
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6831|UK

Oisín<3 wrote:

im stupoidly drunks guys lol, what shud ido
1) Go to bed
2) Learn to type when drunk (like myself)
Bevo
Nah
+718|6724|Austin, Texas

ebug9 wrote:

So I don't have school till 4pm tomorrow What the hell should I do from now till then?
Do 5000 sit-ups. Gives you.. 20 hours, so 250 an hour. 100 on at each :00, 50 at each :20, 100 at each :40.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
don't
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6356|what

ebug9 wrote:

So I don't have school till 4pm tomorrow What the hell should I do from now till then?
1) Go to bed
2) Learn to type when drunk (like myself)
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6836

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

[url=http://translationparty.com/#4526426]GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/url]
nice
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6356|what

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

[url=http://translationparty.com/#4526426]GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/url]
Forgive Doctor for this post everyone.

I sometimes forget he rode the shortbus to school, too.

https://i34.tinypic.com/2mqj2n9.gif
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|5902
fail
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6946|London

AussieReaper wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

So I don't have school till 4pm tomorrow What the hell should I do from now till then?
1) Go to bed
2) Learn to type when drunk (like myself and Oisín)
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6426|Escea

AussieReaper wrote:

You sound disappointed it's not a heart attack?
Ehhh, more Ow :sadface: that hurt than disappointment.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6356|what

Don't think we have an ouch smiley. lol


Sorry ebugz I'm out of karma.

So you get this lousy comic instead

https://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles5/105605/projects/280100/1056051249517027.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6701

Oisín<3 wrote:

im stupoidly drunks guys lol, what shud ido
change your avatar, sig, and title like WoMan's. sober up, and keep posting.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6516

u wot m8
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6356|what

Argh my eyes!

Foiled by my own genius sig invention!

Noooooo! I'm melting, I'm melting!

Oh what a world!
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png

Board footer

Privacy Policy - © 2024 Jeff Minard