Alexander the Grape waited, the lights above him flickered, and sparked out of the air, their were trolls in the forums. He didn't see them, but he had know about them for years. His calls to Ken Jennings were not listen to, and it was far too late, far too late for now anyways. Alex was mod for 7 months, when he was young he'd say "I want to be on the forums daddy" but dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE SPAM BY TROLLS!" There was a time when he believed him, but as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the EE Chats of the BF2s Alex knew there were trolls. "This is Jennings" the mod-forums crackered, "you must ban the trolls." Alex got his logged into account and deleted post in EE chat "He is going to ban us!" said the trolls." "I will make fun of him" said the phishman and he posted the tease-insults. ATG deleteed post but Gibson crashed and they were trapped and not able to ban. "No, I must ban the trolls!" said Alex "No Alex, YOU ARE THE TROLLS!"
And then Alex was Epic Fail Guy.