CammRobb
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Harmor wrote:

So I've been having some very vivid dreams lately and last night was no different.

Last night had me in what I could best describe as a villa overlooking the Gulf of Mexico.  A clear day with windows and doors all open and wash on the line.  I feel like I'm this building is owner of someone very important or ruthless.

I was called to tend to some unruly kids in another room playing with a small white dog.  Mind you all this time I feel like I'm actually there and have to question myself when I wake up whether I was really there or not.

I take the small dog by its collar into another room and let it go.  I feel tired and like if I spent an entire day working and need to rest.

I lay down, face down, on a brown couch with a pine or oak coffee table next to it, a older TV set (a tube tv not a flat screen), on the fall wall.

A few moments later an Asian woman, sitting comes in and sits on the coffee table next to me and ask if I would like a message; I nod.

Now this is where things get weird.  She pull from a bag or purse what look like tweezers with small orange rubber tips in place of the sharp ends and a shiny black handle with white lettering in its center. 

My face to the side she pulls back the collar to the back of my neck, feels around with her left hand and then touches my skin with this device.  I then feel like I can't move, my entire body some how disconnected from my brain, but I'm still breathing evenly.

She slips my top off from my now lifeless body, unhinges my bra and slips my arms from my shoulder straps by bending them backwards to the middle of my back.  The bra then hangs off the edge of the couch as she places my arms lengthwise on my body.

I'm thinking to myself, why can't I move, I feel everything, but can't move.  But for some reason I don't feel threatened or scared, I actually feel very relaxed.  My perspective of my body changes from my current view to now floating about 3 or 4 feet above my left shoulder looking at my body and her sitting there next to me.  The only thing I have on still is my powder-blue cotton shorts with white trim and my ankle-high white socks.

She then reached back into her bag and gets some body lotion from a gold container and rubs it into my shoulders, neck, and back. 

I feel all of thsi, very vividly as I'm sleeping in real-life, her rubbing the ointment into my back, the cool breeze slightly chilly as it runs over my legs, then over my back, and then though my hair.  I feel the hairs on my arm rise with goosebumps like if its really happening - this all a sensation while soundly sleeping still in real-life surprises me.

Another woman comes in, a white brunette, freckled and younger than the Asian lady - she sits next to her.

The brunette is handed the ointment and starts rubbing it into my legs and calves.  By now the Asian lady starts bending my arm in all directions, stretching it in all directions.

This goes on for a while until they both leave.  I wake up in real life in the same position I saw myself when I was dreaming completely refreshed and relaxed thinking to myself, did all that just happen?
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Macbeth
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SEREMAKER
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I wonder what he would say if I showed up at his front step
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13urnzz
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Ultrafunkula wrote:

Where is our happy furry face anyways?
you know why he grew a beard, rite?
was for that whole 'mangina' experience.
fucker can eat a cock for all i care. he took an order from me.

if i ever see the basterd again i'll see how the knif performs . . .
ICCULUS
Free Sam, Ban Finray.
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SEREMAKER wrote:

I wonder what he would say if I showed up at his front step
o shi-
Macbeth
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SEREMAKER wrote:

I wonder what he would say if I showed up at his front step
REFUND LOL

Most likely.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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SEREMAKER wrote:

I wonder what he would say if I showed up at his front step
Come in and watch porn. I've got beer in the freezer.
CammRobb
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hahahahaha that one is fucking good
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
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What he would say before or after he shit his pants?
CammRobb
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So someone explain to me what actually happened?
bugz
Fission Mailed
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SEREMAKER wrote:

I wonder what he would say if I showed up at his front step
Show him your eyebrow then punch him in the face.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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burnzz wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Where is our happy furry face anyways?
you know why he grew a beard, rite?
was for that whole 'mangina' experience.
fucker can eat a cock for all i care. he took an order from me.

if i ever see the basterd again i'll see how the knif performs . . .
Did you pay for it?
13urnzz
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Ultrafunkula wrote:

burnzz wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Where is our happy furry face anyways?
you know why he grew a beard, rite?
was for that whole 'mangina' experience.
fucker can eat a cock for all i care. he took an order from me.

if i ever see the basterd again i'll see how the knif performs . . .
Did you pay for it?
no, i'm just mad because it's the 'cool' thing to do. d'ya think it's about money?
Macbeth
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CammRobb wrote:

So someone explain to me what actually happened?
Parker making knives ........ took orders and money ....... never delivered



I wanted to set up a partnership with him ...... he makes knives, I sell them in my store

we worked a deal on cash and several items from my store on 4 knives .... I got 2 in the mail and 1 didn't work ... sent it back and never heard from him again





not to much pisses me off ............ pulling a shit stunt like this .. pisses me off
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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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burnzz wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

burnzz wrote:

you know why he grew a beard, rite?
was for that whole 'mangina' experience.
fucker can eat a cock for all i care. he took an order from me.

if i ever see the basterd again i'll see how the knif performs . . .
Did you pay for it?
no, i'm just mad because it's the 'cool' thing to do. d'ya think it's about money?
No man. Just wondering if he ran away with your money or sumtin. What's with the hating anyways? Did he do this to several of you or how come ppl don't like him no more? I seem to have missed something.

SEREMAKER wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

So someone explain to me what actually happened?
Parker making knives ........ took orders and money ....... never delivered



I wanted to set up a partnership with him ...... he makes knives, I sell them in my store

we worked a deal on cash and several items from my store on 4 knives .... I got 2 in the mail and 1 didn't work ... sent it back and never heard from him again





not to much pisses me off ............ pulling a shit stunt like this .. pisses me off
Damn. This totally went by me. Now I understand you guys.

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2009-09-23 21:54:44)

13urnzz
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lol, look at the semen stealers in the background.
On deck? (my bad, that was a typo firefox didn't pick up.)
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
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You guys paid an ebuddy beforehand?
Xbone Stormsurgezz
ICCULUS
Free Sam, Ban Finray.
+418|5846|Athens, GA
ultra check the whatever happened to... thread in bf2s etcetera
SEREMAKER
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Kmarion wrote:

You guys paid an ebuddy beforehand?
we had talked it out for several months and settled on a verbal agreement


everything seemed to be on the up and up for him ..... he was getting Zimmer to work up a website for him
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13urnzz
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SEREMAKER wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

So someone explain to me what actually happened?
Parker making knives ........ took orders and money ....... never delivered



I wanted to set up a partnership with him ...... he makes knives, I sell them in my store

we worked a deal on cash and several items from my store on 4 knives .... I got 2 in the mail and 1 didn't work ... sent it back and never heard from him again





not to much pisses me off ............ pulling a shit stunt like this .. pisses me off
You may not use more than 10 karma points in 24 hours.
sorry bro, i got nuthin'. Like Parker, get it?
(sorry, yeah, i'm pissed b'cause i was recently reminded. it ain't about money.)
Macbeth
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Nah
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Red Forman wrote:

S3v3N wrote:

burnzz wrote:


he did~ that's the attraction. he's hoping she'll bust out a coupla fangs, early on . . .
He has a Vampire Fetish ya know?
i must be the only one who doesnt buy a word of it....
No, I don't buy it either.
CammRobb
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So essentially he's a conning bastard

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