Guys, I did it
did wat
read a few posts back:) im with the girl now
gz Jebus !Jebus wrote:
read a few posts back:) im with the girl now
You're the man!Jebus wrote:
Guys, I did it
pics of gf
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
no thanks
pics of her mom to determine if her sexy genes have been passed on?
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Congratz!
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
LittleBitchy wrote:
Congratz!
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
lmaom3thod wrote:
pics of her mom to determine if her sexy genes have been passed on?
i knew i liked you for a reason <3m3thod wrote:
pics of her mom to determine if her sexy genes have been passed on?
so, i'm like married. i put my wife on a plane, Sunday.
imma bachelor every day the wife's not home and tonite i went to the bar.
there's a cali chick sportin buttfloss leanin over the bar, and let's me buy here a gin 'n tonic.
i take her home, notice a car rollin down the street, from behind my Easyglide.
there's a puddle of something under the bike, so should i be worried?
imma bachelor every day the wife's not home and tonite i went to the bar.
there's a cali chick sportin buttfloss leanin over the bar, and let's me buy here a gin 'n tonic.
i take her home, notice a car rollin down the street, from behind my Easyglide.
there's a puddle of something under the bike, so should i be worried?
Girl...Problems?
Why are you showing us this...?ISortGlass wrote:
Being a perfectly heterosexual man with a long history of having crushes on various females in my past. I have never had a girlfriend, nor have I ever dated. Currently, I do not have physical access to romantic/sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex. I can't see myself with a woman for many years based on the bleak circumstances surrounding my life. Here are some photos of some of my crushes though.
http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/ … ACLU14.jpg
http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/ … Photo1.jpg
http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/ … Photo2.jpg
http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/ … /ACLU8.jpg
http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/ … Photo6.jpg
I take it you were drunk when you posted that, because I have no idea what the last paragraph means.burnzz wrote:
so, i'm like married. i put my wife on a plane, Sunday.
imma bachelor every day the wife's not home and tonite i went to the bar.
there's a cali chick sportin buttfloss leanin over the bar, and let's me buy here a gin 'n tonic.
i take her home, notice a car rollin down the street, from behind my Easyglide.
there's a puddle of something under the bike, so should i be worried?
Because he's a psycho. Watch out for those girls in the news, they'll all show up dead with 'WHORE' carved in their chest.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Why are you showing us this...?ISortGlass wrote:
Being a perfectly heterosexual man with a long history of having crushes on various females in my past. I have never had a girlfriend, nor have I ever dated. Currently, I do not have physical access to romantic/sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex. I can't see myself with a woman for many years based on the bleak circumstances surrounding my life. Here are some photos of some of my crushes though.
http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/ … ACLU14.jpg
http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/ … Photo1.jpg
http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/ … Photo2.jpg
http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/ … /ACLU8.jpg
http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/ … Photo6.jpg
He's telling us he took this chick home when his wife was away. And when they were going into the house, he saw a car rolling down the street, it could have been his wife coming home, but then he noticed a puddle underneath his Easyglide, which I'm assuming is a bike.ghettoperson wrote:
I take it you were drunk when you posted that, because I have no idea what the last paragraph means.burnzz wrote:
so, i'm like married. i put my wife on a plane, Sunday.
imma bachelor every day the wife's not home and tonite i went to the bar.
there's a cali chick sportin buttfloss leanin over the bar, and let's me buy here a gin 'n tonic.
i take her home, notice a car rollin down the street, from behind my Easyglide.
there's a puddle of something under the bike, so should i be worried?
It's a troll.
pretty sad wasn't it? btw, yes - i was pretty buzzed.CammRobb wrote:
He's telling us he took this chick home when his wife was away. And when they were going into the house, he saw a car rolling down the street, it could have been his wife coming home, but then he noticed a puddle underneath his Easyglide, which I'm assuming is a bike.ghettoperson wrote:
I take it you were drunk when you posted that, because I have no idea what the last paragraph means.
It's a troll.
Nice mate, congrats!Jebus wrote:
Guys, I did it
I don't get this puddle thing.burnzz wrote:
pretty sad wasn't it? btw, yes - i was pretty buzzed.CammRobb wrote:
He's telling us he took this chick home when his wife was away. And when they were going into the house, he saw a car rolling down the street, it could have been his wife coming home, but then he noticed a puddle underneath his Easyglide, which I'm assuming is a bike.ghettoperson wrote:
I take it you were drunk when you posted that, because I have no idea what the last paragraph means.
It's a troll.
It's an old joke in which he failed to tell properly. It was even posted here somewhere before...ghettoperson wrote:
I don't get this puddle thing.burnzz wrote:
pretty sad wasn't it? btw, yes - i was pretty buzzed.CammRobb wrote:
He's telling us he took this chick home when his wife was away. And when they were going into the house, he saw a car rolling down the street, it could have been his wife coming home, but then he noticed a puddle underneath his Easyglide, which I'm assuming is a bike.
It's a troll.
the way it is supposed to go wrote:
Dear John,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorbike next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the rocker cover seemed to be weeping a little oil.
Should I tighten down the rocker cover and risk it splaying, or should I just replace the gasket?
Thanks,
Last edited by DBBrinson1 (2009-09-23 12:52:19)
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
I need some advice (again) on, how do I take a girl's breath away?
Even though she's my girlfriend, she wants me to take her breath away, so she can't say no to me.
Now, I'm already putting on some nice clothe, she even picked it out.
She has told me, she doesn't want flowers, chokolate is out of the picture..
What do I do?
EDIT: We're going to my place, and I only want serious replies (fuck you finray).
Even though she's my girlfriend, she wants me to take her breath away, so she can't say no to me.
Now, I'm already putting on some nice clothe, she even picked it out.
She has told me, she doesn't want flowers, chokolate is out of the picture..
What do I do?
EDIT: We're going to my place, and I only want serious replies (fuck you finray).
Last edited by Amdi Peter (2009-09-23 14:01:21)
Surprise buttsecks. Sure to take her breath away.
I'm attracted to this girl.
What should I say/do????
What should I say/do????
Duct tape takes breath away pretty quickly
But just plan out and entire day or something based around what she likes and stuff, maybe prepare food yourself instead of going out. Just play her interests
But just plan out and entire day or something based around what she likes and stuff, maybe prepare food yourself instead of going out. Just play her interests