Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
motherf'r how do you center an image in bbcode? LOL
Start by making your own signature.
Start by making your own signature.
5 year old boy rushes into the kitchen shouting to his mum, "Mummy, mummy, Nana's got a prawn in the front room."
His mother, confused, walks into the living room to check it out, to find the kids Gran, naked and spreadeagled on the couch.
Turning back round to her son, she says "No, that's not a prawn, that's a clitoris."
The boy replies, "well it tastes like a prawn."
His mother, confused, walks into the living room to check it out, to find the kids Gran, naked and spreadeagled on the couch.
Turning back round to her son, she says "No, that's not a prawn, that's a clitoris."
The boy replies, "well it tastes like a prawn."
it's like karmazAussieReaper wrote:
And before you ask, you may not take it.
watAussieReaper wrote:
Don't steal my signature without permission, kim.
And before you ask, you may not take it.
lol Burger King
inb4 everyone else knows how to centre a signature except for kim
wait, that's already happened
wait, that's already happened
I like my women like my internet porn blocker.
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how'd ya center it bug?ebug9 wrote:
watAussieReaper wrote:
Don't steal my signature without permission, kim.
And before you ask, you may not take it.
thats more like it much better than ya 1st attemptCammRobb wrote:
I like my women like my internet porn blocker.
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O'lawd.
Im off home and won't be shagging anything tonight. I am coaching a ladies hockey team though, I will sniff out the lezza's from the non lezzas and tell you how many like the cock and how many need converting.
Night all.
Night all.
lol 27
fix'd my sig since you haters won't help a lady in distress
fix'd my sig since you haters won't help a lady in distress
Have a good one my son.1927 wrote:
Im off home and won't be shagging anything tonight. I am coaching a ladies hockey team though, I will sniff out the lezza's from the non lezzas and tell you how many like the cock and how many need converting.
Night all.
can you blame him?Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
still?Mekstizzle wrote:
Watch out, Uzique is already on her case everyday
How does a mosher tie his tie?
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Protip: Don't purchase Ukrainian underwear, Chernobyl fallout.
[19:09] What9k: you shout to her in the commander voice
[19:09] What9k: "HOLD THIS POSITION"
[19:09] What9k: and point towards your crotch
[19:09] What9k: "HOLD THIS POSITION"
[19:09] What9k: and point towards your crotch
night ppls
currently taking a massive shit
nightnight babe sweet dreams.AussieReaper wrote:
night ppls
2500€ tax refunds coming to me in december
in that case, you should fly me out there and take me to teh milf bars
right now I'm just sitting in this awesome cafe with one of the fucking hottest waitresses I have ever seen in my life walking about the place.
And I'm basically being paid to sit here and eat nice cakes etc until they close.
And I'm basically being paid to sit here and eat nice cakes etc until they close.
i hope you get fat and cake ozzes out from your ears.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.