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look ......................... gays attract girls like bears to honey ............ leave it in your diary ( if you thought putting some bruno thing was gay, you may need to rethink about having a diary )Jebus wrote:
Ok guys, this is going to sound weird, but whatever.
There's a girl I met on summer camp that actually goes to my school too. We're good friends, and I hope there will be more later, but we'll see. All I know right now is that we're getting along fine and I feel comfortable with her:) A while back we went to the movies, we saw Brüno, maybe a bad choice, because it's very.. ,well, gay... No problem though, we had a lot of laughs and it was a great time. Yesterday she gave me a gift she told me a while ago she'd make. I'll try to describe what she made. Basically it's an A4 with a large brüno in the middle with the words (in pink) Brüno 'heart'.
Anyway (not sure why I gave a complete description, but meh ) So yeah, she wanted me to put it in my school diary, which I did. Now I'm the proud owner of the probably most-gayest school diary on my school. Now she wants me to make her something too(which she can put in hers). But I have absolutely zero inspiration.
I needs halp guys
Oh, I might not have explained this properly. You must have a school diary here, you're give them by the school (last year of 'highschool', im 17).SEREMAKER wrote:
look ......................... gays attract girls like bears to honey ............ leave it in your diary ( if you thought putting some bruno thing was gay, you may need to rethink about having a diary )Jebus wrote:
Ok guys, this is going to sound weird, but whatever.
There's a girl I met on summer camp that actually goes to my school too. We're good friends, and I hope there will be more later, but we'll see. All I know right now is that we're getting along fine and I feel comfortable with her:) A while back we went to the movies, we saw Brüno, maybe a bad choice, because it's very.. ,well, gay... No problem though, we had a lot of laughs and it was a great time. Yesterday she gave me a gift she told me a while ago she'd make. I'll try to describe what she made. Basically it's an A4 with a large brüno in the middle with the words (in pink) Brüno 'heart'.
Anyway (not sure why I gave a complete description, but meh ) So yeah, she wanted me to put it in my school diary, which I did. Now I'm the proud owner of the probably most-gayest school diary on my school. Now she wants me to make her something too(which she can put in hers). But I have absolutely zero inspiration.
I needs halp guys
fkn teaseJebus wrote:
Oh, I might not have explained this properly. You must have a school diary here, you're give them by the school (last year of 'highschool', im 17).SEREMAKER wrote:
look ......................... gays attract girls like bears to honey ............ leave it in your diary ( if you thought putting some bruno thing was gay, you may need to rethink about having a diary )Jebus wrote:
Ok guys, this is going to sound weird, but whatever.
There's a girl I met on summer camp that actually goes to my school too. We're good friends, and I hope there will be more later, but we'll see. All I know right now is that we're getting along fine and I feel comfortable with her:) A while back we went to the movies, we saw Brüno, maybe a bad choice, because it's very.. ,well, gay... No problem though, we had a lot of laughs and it was a great time. Yesterday she gave me a gift she told me a while ago she'd make. I'll try to describe what she made. Basically it's an A4 with a large brüno in the middle with the words (in pink) Brüno 'heart'.
Anyway (not sure why I gave a complete description, but meh ) So yeah, she wanted me to put it in my school diary, which I did. Now I'm the proud owner of the probably most-gayest school diary on my school. Now she wants me to make her something too(which she can put in hers). But I have absolutely zero inspiration.
I needs halp guys
Just so you know, I'm not gay I've put it in my diary (I'm not sure if I'm actually giving this the right name..) and I will leave it there, now I just need to make her something
I think agenda is the right wordJebus wrote:
Oh, I might not have explained this properly. You must have a school diary here, you're give them by the school (last year of 'highschool', im 17).SEREMAKER wrote:
look ......................... gays attract girls like bears to honey ............ leave it in your diary ( if you thought putting some bruno thing was gay, you may need to rethink about having a diary )Jebus wrote:
Ok guys, this is going to sound weird, but whatever.
There's a girl I met on summer camp that actually goes to my school too. We're good friends, and I hope there will be more later, but we'll see. All I know right now is that we're getting along fine and I feel comfortable with her:) A while back we went to the movies, we saw Brüno, maybe a bad choice, because it's very.. ,well, gay... No problem though, we had a lot of laughs and it was a great time. Yesterday she gave me a gift she told me a while ago she'd make. I'll try to describe what she made. Basically it's an A4 with a large brüno in the middle with the words (in pink) Brüno 'heart'.
Anyway (not sure why I gave a complete description, but meh ) So yeah, she wanted me to put it in my school diary, which I did. Now I'm the proud owner of the probably most-gayest school diary on my school. Now she wants me to make her something too(which she can put in hers). But I have absolutely zero inspiration.
I needs halp guys
Just so you know, I'm not gay I've put it in my diary (I'm not sure if I'm actually giving this the right name..) and I will leave it there, now I just need to make her something
so true. Pay attention hurri..teddy..jimmy wrote:
You're planning that far ahead? Hate to break it to you hombre but school "flings" rarely last and you should be using your next 3 years to have fun rather than being pinned down by a girl 3000 miles away. The majority of couples I know who went to university with the intention of staying together broke up a couple weeks after freshers. My advice is break it off before you go and casually hook up with her on holidays. That way you can have fun at uni and away. I'm a fucking genius.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Very lucky. It'll be a miracle if we can stay together for three years at 2400 miles apart, and then four years either the same amount apart or much closer. Hopefully the latter (e.g. her going to college in Cali, or me going to grad school/working near wherever she goes to college).Poseidon wrote:
I'd say so. Just don't freak out about it.
I guess I should consider myself lucky both my girlfriend and I are most likely going to college in NYC.
Fuck, I really want to go to college and have fun and learn shit but I also just wanna be done with all this schooling so I can finally settle down and never have to deal with moving from friends and family again.Dude you're young-settling down? I personally dread the day I'll have to settle down and not be able to do exactly what I want when I want. Go places, experience the world. You only live once.so I can finally settle down and never have to deal with moving from friends and family again.
man i fucking hated those thingsWinston_Churchill wrote:
I think agenda is the right wordJebus wrote:
Oh, I might not have explained this properly. You must have a school diary here, you're give them by the school (last year of 'highschool', im 17).SEREMAKER wrote:
look ......................... gays attract girls like bears to honey ............ leave it in your diary ( if you thought putting some bruno thing was gay, you may need to rethink about having a diary )
Just so you know, I'm not gay I've put it in my diary (I'm not sure if I'm actually giving this the right name..) and I will leave it there, now I just need to make her something
Oh right, that's actually how it's called in Dutch too lol.. Failkrazed wrote:
man i fucking hated those thingsWinston_Churchill wrote:
I think agenda is the right wordJebus wrote:
Oh, I might not have explained this properly. You must have a school diary here, you're give them by the school (last year of 'highschool', im 17).
Just so you know, I'm not gay I've put it in my diary (I'm not sure if I'm actually giving this the right name..) and I will leave it there, now I just need to make her something
Ain't that the fucking truth.SEREMAKER wrote:
look ......................... gays attract girls like bears to honey ............ leave it in your diary ( if you thought putting some bruno thing was gay, you may need to rethink about having a diary )Jebus wrote:
Ok guys, this is going to sound weird, but whatever.
There's a girl I met on summer camp that actually goes to my school too. We're good friends, and I hope there will be more later, but we'll see. All I know right now is that we're getting along fine and I feel comfortable with her:) A while back we went to the movies, we saw Brüno, maybe a bad choice, because it's very.. ,well, gay... No problem though, we had a lot of laughs and it was a great time. Yesterday she gave me a gift she told me a while ago she'd make. I'll try to describe what she made. Basically it's an A4 with a large brüno in the middle with the words (in pink) Brüno 'heart'.
Anyway (not sure why I gave a complete description, but meh ) So yeah, she wanted me to put it in my school diary, which I did. Now I'm the proud owner of the probably most-gayest school diary on my school. Now she wants me to make her something too(which she can put in hers). But I have absolutely zero inspiration.
I needs halp guys
I'll have some Monday morningph1shman420 wrote:
pic or gtfo
quoth myselfOisín<3 wrote:
Wow...
Remember that date I was telling you about a few pages back, she's just text me and told me she has a free house and wanted to know if I wanted to stay the night.
Man I love me.
then you can fly me in a chopper while i fap to it? sickOisín<3 wrote:
I'll have some Monday morningph1shman420 wrote:
pic or gtfo
She's really not cheap haha, you should see where I'm taking her to dinnerUzique wrote:
quoth myselfOisín<3 wrote:
Wow...
Remember that date I was telling you about a few pages back, she's just text me and told me she has a free house and wanted to know if I wanted to stay the night.
Man I love me.
dont all cheap irish slags go down on the first date?
this is just an epilogue
I don't know what the name of it is, my mum booked it for me. She told me I better bring my savings to pay for it though xDUzique wrote:
where are you taking her to dinner? kfc?
impress me
McDonalds it isOisín<3 wrote:
I don't know what the name of it is, my mum booked it for me. She told me I better bring my savings to pay for it though xDUzique wrote:
where are you taking her to dinner? kfc?
impress me
Umm, it's not a local diner. The restaurant is called 'Sapphires' and servers oriental style-food.Uzique wrote:
hahaha.
i thought you were actually being a suave gentleman oisin, i was really surprised. get out your expensive cufflinks and bespoke suit! but instead your mum has booked you a table at the local diner... haha, oh