bang her
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
shouldn't have texted her back...Little BaBy JESUS wrote:
Holy shit. Why do I attract stalker-ish chicks? seriously I have another stalker. (notice another, they seem to be quite common for me). Seriously She'll text me, i'll ignore it, she'll text me again about something else, i'll ignore it. then she'll text me again about not texting before. Then she'll text again about something else. Then i'll give like a two word reply..... and the cycle continues!!!!
Any tips? She's nice enough and I don't want to be an asshole, but she isn't very attractive and she is VERY "slow" and I have absolutely no feelings for her, other than "she's nice enough". Seriously.... help???
or you could just tell her to leave you alone.
Eh. If you knew her you'd understand ahah.m3thod wrote:
bang her
Yeah except whenever she asks "do u like me blahh blahh" and I go "no" she just pretends like it never happened and that she was joking or something then continues to annoy me.
I'll try not texting back for a day or so... see what happens haha.
tell her to stop talking to you?Little BaBy JESUS wrote:
Eh. If you knew her you'd understand ahah.m3thod wrote:
bang her
Yeah except whenever she asks "do u like me blahh blahh" and I go "no" she just pretends like it never happened and that she was joking or something then continues to annoy me.
I'll try not texting back for a day or so... see what happens haha.
mmk. I'm just trying not to be an asshole... I might wait and see how bad it gets haha.
man up fella! you're the king of the jungle and she's your bitch-keep it that way.
I'm going on a second date in an hour. Wish me luck guys.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Good luck guys
Oh wait, LBN, this time leave the light sabre at home
Oh wait, LBN, this time leave the light sabre at home
If she don't get a hint or honest talk, lie to her. Tell her you have something other going on.Little BaBy JESUS wrote:
Holy shit. Why do I attract stalker-ish chicks? seriously I have another stalker. (notice another, they seem to be quite common for me). Seriously She'll text me, i'll ignore it, she'll text me again about something else, i'll ignore it. then she'll text me again about not texting before. Then she'll text again about something else. Then i'll give like a two word reply..... and the cycle continues!!!!
Any tips? She's nice enough and I don't want to be an asshole, but she isn't very attractive and she is VERY "slow" and I have absolutely no feelings for her, other than "she's nice enough". Seriously.... help???
Good luck, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LaidBackNinja wrote:
I'm going on a second date in an hour. Wish me luck guys.
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I freakin wish I had a light sabre.Mekstizzle wrote:
Good luck guys
Oh wait, LBN, this time leave the light sabre at home
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Yeah I'm considering it.. Funnily enough one of my mates offered for me to take his girlfriend to a movie so that this other chick might stop stalking me. (His a good mate hahah)Ultrafunkula wrote:
If she don't get a hint or honest talk, lie to her. Tell her you have something other going on.Little BaBy JESUS wrote:
Holy shit. Why do I attract stalker-ish chicks? seriously I have another stalker. (notice another, they seem to be quite common for me). Seriously She'll text me, i'll ignore it, she'll text me again about something else, i'll ignore it. then she'll text me again about not texting before. Then she'll text again about something else. Then i'll give like a two word reply..... and the cycle continues!!!!
Any tips? She's nice enough and I don't want to be an asshole, but she isn't very attractive and she is VERY "slow" and I have absolutely no feelings for her, other than "she's nice enough". Seriously.... help???
I was talking best case scenario. But yes, within the first month would be my though...teddy..jimmy wrote:
Christmas? I give it two weeks into 1st term. Place your bets boys!ghettoperson wrote:
Word to this man...teddy..jimmy wrote:
You're planning that far ahead? Hate to break it to you hombre but school "flings" rarely last and you should be using your next 3 years to have fun rather than being pinned down by a girl 3000 miles away. The majority of couples I know who went to university with the intention of staying together broke up a couple weeks after freshers. My advice is break it off before you go and casually hook up with her on holidays. That way you can have fun at uni and away. I'm a fucking genius.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Very lucky. It'll be a miracle if we can stay together for three years at 2400 miles apart, and then four years either the same amount apart or much closer. Hopefully the latter (e.g. her going to college in Cali, or me going to grad school/working near wherever she goes to college).
Fuck, I really want to go to college and have fun and learn shit but I also just wanna be done with all this schooling so I can finally settle down and never have to deal with moving from friends and family again.
Dude you're young-settling down? I personally dread the day I'll have to settle down and not be able to do exactly what I want when I want. Go places, experience the world. You only live once.
Hurri, on the first day she'll meet some cute ultimate frisbee playing douchebag who wants to get into her pants, and then sometime before Christmas they'll get drunk and fuck.
relationships never survive through the first-year because there are devilish lothario's like me and teddy there to snatch up your muchly coveted ladies. sorry dude, bang her now and get your dick wet or lose out before some preppy jock in the third year picks her up at the fresher's parties. the truth hurts.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Uzi and I are ALWAYS after fresh fucking meat. WaheyyUzique wrote:
relationships never survive through the first-year because there are devilish lothario's like me and teddy there to snatch up your muchly coveted ladies. sorry dude, bang her now and get your dick wet or lose out before some preppy jock in the third year picks her up at the fresher's parties. the truth hurts.
Hurri- if you're sticking together now you must be thinking about marriage in the future. You're young and close to your sexual prime-go find yourself a cute, petite, big boobed college girl who has zero gag reflex and shut her up with your pocket rocket. It's that or beating off with a porn mag in one hand, a towel in the other, a bit of seamen dripping off your hand asking yourself..."why do I keep doing this to myself?"
GET SOME HURRI GET SOME!!!!!
Apologies for sounding incredibly harsh but reality hurts- and it will hurt when it ends due to a drunken mistake with the hot frat boy. I'm just trying to save you the pain of having a chick cheat on you because that fucking hurts (believe me)."
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butthurt?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
man up fella! you're the king of the jungle and she's your bitch-keep it that way.
Hurri bang your girl or i'll do it for you.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
teddy you're absolutely off the hook today!
and hurri take m3thods warning very seriously. he's built like a libyan tank and has an iraqi scud missile in his pocket.
and hurri take m3thods warning very seriously. he's built like a libyan tank and has an iraqi scud missile in his pocket.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
yessir
Good man...Hurricane2k9 wrote:
yessir
You'll probably even meet a girl you like better than her. Shocking eh?
Lately I've started thinking of girls as objects and now my morales are heading right out the window. Second year here I come, fresha open your bum and welcome my cum.Uzique wrote:
teddy you're absolutely off the hook today!
Fucking hate long uni summer....a.rrrrghghghghghghhhh- I'm sooo bored
Haahahahahaahahahahahaa A LOT of rohypnol- girls you passed out, you didn't say no so it's not rape. Surprise sex!
Haahahahahaahahahahahaa A LOT of rohypnol- girls you passed out, you didn't say no so it's not rape. Surprise sex!
50 no's and a yes means yes.
Hahahahahahahahahahaghettoperson wrote:
50 no's and a yes means yes.