You should dedicate more to it than just a few minutes. Here, have the latest Maxim for you to read while your shitting our your shit on the shitter.The Sheriff wrote:
Back in a few mins, just going for a poo.
I need around tree fiddy.
pics or it didn...The Sheriff wrote:
Back in a few mins, just going for a poo.
Yeah, nvm
maxim is shit...read loaded or front, just got my new front mag in the post yesterday so will be having a good shit tonite, dim the lights...light some candles...
i read my subscription of the economist when im on the toilet. poop time is thought time!
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Turn it into a scenario. Pretend you're Sean Connery on Red October.The Sheriff wrote:
Back in a few mins, just going for a poo.
'Torpedos Avay!'
Poor Funky been up spray painting for a day or two now and I fink its cruel the way you rub it in, poor guy cant even fart right now.
However, having a nice long relaxing poo is up there with (no particular order).
Shagging, Wanking, playing that game you wanted, eating a steak, scoring a goal, watching your team score a goal and catching a fish.
However, having a nice long relaxing poo is up there with (no particular order).
Shagging, Wanking, playing that game you wanted, eating a steak, scoring a goal, watching your team score a goal and catching a fish.
I've been meaning to subscribe to that..Uzique wrote:
i read my subscription of the economist when im on the toilet. poop time is thought time!
FatherTed is back, and he looks pissed off.
Safe as fuck. Molls just rings me like a bottle of pop. Dad dad school was wicked (1st day back) we dont write with pencils anymore, we use pens and guess what??
whaaa?
You dip them in ink to write with them..
The fuck?
Cartridge pens Dad - Fountain pens Dad.
She ate all her packed lunch except for her crisps.
The best bit??
Who's ya teacher then love? Mrs Davies.
She Nice love? Yeah
How old?? 24..
Fucking get in. I will be attending parents night this year Moll, in fact both of them.
whaaa?
You dip them in ink to write with them..
The fuck?
Cartridge pens Dad - Fountain pens Dad.
She ate all her packed lunch except for her crisps.
The best bit??
Who's ya teacher then love? Mrs Davies.
She Nice love? Yeah
How old?? 24..
Fucking get in. I will be attending parents night this year Moll, in fact both of them.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Is it a porno, if so I aint clicking on it?
Hi everybody!
That scene was brilliant imo. The way the motorcycle ran over the donut and sprayed the zombies with jelly. Cinematographic magic.The film uses the footage from The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962) with the audio completely dubbed over in a new, comedic soundtrack. Some original footage is also included, involving a donut and motorcycle.
What is up, Home Boy?Dauntless wrote:
Hi everybody!
(Thats how you do it aint it lads?)
Sort.1927 wrote:
What is up, Home Boy?Dauntless wrote:
Hi everybody!
(Thats how you do it aint it lads?)
These days we abv most words thx to mobile phones n rap music.
We say:
'sup ma homie
It's good. Too bad it comes in the mail at random times over heremcminty wrote:
I've been meaning to subscribe to that..Uzique wrote:
i read my subscription of the economist when im on the toilet. poop time is thought time!
yeah i recommend it. i briefly tried the other news magazines and they just werent up to par. my weekly economist actually lasts me the week, as well, whereas i can flick through TIME in a day.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
I normally just say hi
Oh yeah, I find it quite interesting.. especially now that I'm doing commerce subjects at uni. (ps, if you see any articles on india or brazil, then shout out to me. I'm comparing those countries in a global business essay ).
Viz is what I used to read but thats shit now.
Due to last weeks birthday present I now buy Playstation magazine. And I got a few loadeds knocking around but if and when the Mrs comes to mine she finks its porn.
I told her straight it aint, you try knocking one out over a porn lookalikey.
Due to last weeks birthday present I now buy Playstation magazine. And I got a few loadeds knocking around but if and when the Mrs comes to mine she finks its porn.
I told her straight it aint, you try knocking one out over a porn lookalikey.
hiDauntless wrote:
I normally just say hi
Bore Da (Welsh)Dauntless wrote:
I normally just say hi
The first time I said Hi was was talking in 'street'.
I couldn't think of a more boring magazine to read.