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2009-09-01 16:56:23

#1051

Oisín<3: >rush.Irishpride; +139|5712|Dublin, Ireland

Dauntless wrote:
Uzique wrote:
i'd shit in her mouth and write my name on her walls using my own poopen

lily allen has that understated filthy hotness
Lily Allen looks like a tired skankwhore; after screwing most of her entourage and completely going off the rails, she just looks and seems to be a complete and utter mess. I actually quite seriously wouldn't do her, given the opportunity. What a hag.

Says Mr.Spears...

Oh dear.

2009-09-01 16:56:26

#1052

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6957|UK

im sure zeek wrote that about that bitch britney

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2009-09-01 16:56:29

#1053

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6756

Dauntless wrote:
Uzique wrote:
i'd shit in her mouth and write my name on her walls using my own poopen

lily allen has that understated filthy hotness
Lily Allen looks like a tired skankwhore; after screwing most of her entourage and completely going off the rails, she just looks and seems to be a complete and utter mess. I actually quite seriously wouldn't do her, given the opportunity. What a hag.

that's my britney spears quote!

one is true, the other isnt. everyone knows that britney is the one with the elasticated labia.

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2009-09-01 16:57:54

#1054

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7028|London

God I was hoping no one would notice, then I could get zique to have an argument with himself...

2009-09-01 16:57:56

#1055

Oisín<3: >rush.Irishpride; +139|5712|Dublin, Ireland

Nice song.

2009-09-01 16:58:54

#1056

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7028|London

I bet she has a rancid minge.

Lily Allen's body is like a fetid, bloated corpse that hosts all of the parasitic ugliness of the British Dream, haha. Obese, serious smoker's lungs, massive substance and drug abuse, psychologically a non-entity, facially a fake and Photoshopped mess with no real hair. She's a product that has badly gone past its recommended use-by date, and now the media are just keeping her around for the grotesque and fascinating circus-show that her absolute meltdown is producing.

Fuck Lily Allen.

2009-09-01 16:59:28

#1057

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6957|UK

Dauntless wrote:
God I was hoping no one would notice, then I could get zique to have an argument with himself...

Only a fucking thick scouser could think he could get away with that

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2009-09-01 16:59:30

#1058

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6756

i wish i could

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2009-09-01 17:01:04

#1059

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7028|London

I would just find making love to Lily Allen a little soul-destroying.

I bet she's the kind of chick that starts to cry half-way through, just because she feels like the repugnant spermy ash-tray of the Hollywood smoker's club. You'd just feel cheap in yourself as well, because there's no actual kudos or achievement in getting laid with a 'celebrity' with her frame-of-mind; the 'selection process' basically involves being a dancer/choreographer/stage worker in her traveling circus and then eventually coming to take your turn on her greasy kebab pole late one night. No thank you. I'd rather take Miley Cyrus or another one of these new-generation Disney Kids, at least their bubble hasn't popped yet. What do we have of the old ones? Aguilera got knocked up and married a rich Jew, Timberlake's balls never dropped and he became the token white-guy at black frat parties, and Lily is the paparazzi equivalent of September 11th.

2009-09-01 17:02:59

#1060

Oisín<3: >rush.Irishpride; +139|5712|Dublin, Ireland

Dauntless wrote:
I would just find making love to Lily Allen a little soul-destroying.

I bet she's the kind of chick that starts to cry half-way through, just because she feels like the repugnant spermy ash-tray of the Hollywood smoker's club. You'd just feel cheap in yourself as well, because there's no actual kudos or achievement in getting laid with a 'celebrity' with her frame-of-mind; the 'selection process' basically involves being a dancer/choreographer/stage worker in her traveling circus and then eventually coming to take your turn on her greasy kebab pole late one night. No thank you. I'd rather take Miley Cyrus or another one of these new-generation Disney Kids, at least their bubble hasn't popped yet. What do we have of the old ones? Aguilera got knocked up and married a rich Jew, Timberlake's balls never dropped and he became the token white-guy at black frat parties, and Lily is the paparazzi equivalent of September 11th.

That has to be stolen from Uzi.

2009-09-01 17:03:01

#1061

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6739|The Twilight Zone

Uzique wrote:
i wish i could

touch my toe with my

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2009-09-01 17:03:38

#1062

justice: OctoPoster; +978|7027|OctoLand

Ok so some tangerine footballer's wives and a few hotshot businessmen decided to set-up home in a gated and sequestered community away from all the vulgarities and obscenities of every-day Northern life. This doesn't mean your area is nice; it's still shit in fact, just a bunch of rich people are enjoying the sights and tranquility that the rest of you do not get to appreciate because you're too busy MINING SLAG DOWN IN THE COAL PITS. Hahah, suckers.

I know fucking karate

2009-09-01 17:04:06

#1063

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6756

https://justwilliam1959.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/lily-allen-gq-05.jpg

i would all too happily share my hepatitis with her

justice are you quoting me as well?

i should have this shit published and put under creative license...

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2009-09-01 17:04:16

#1064

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6739|The Twilight Zone

justice wrote:
Ok so some tangerine footballer's wives and a few hotshot businessmen decided to set-up home in a gated and sequestered community away from all the vulgarities and obscenities of every-day Northern life. This doesn't mean your area is nice; it's still shit in fact, just a bunch of rich people are enjoying the sights and tranquility that the rest of you do not get to appreciate because you're too busy MINING SLAG DOWN IN THE COAL PITS. Hahah, suckers.

shave your armpit

2009-09-01 17:04:21

#1065

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7028|London

m3thod wrote:
Dauntless wrote:
God I was hoping no one would notice, then I could get zique to have an argument with himself...
Only a fucking thick scouser could think he could get away with that

i think they're laughing at you m3thod. Not sure on that one.

2009-09-01 17:05:38

#1066

Oisín<3: >rush.Irishpride; +139|5712|Dublin, Ireland

Uzique wrote:
http://justwilliam1959.files.wordpress. … -gq-05.jpg

i would all too happily share my hepatitis with her

justice are you quoting me as well?

i should have this shit published and put under creative license...

You better believe it.

2009-09-01 17:05:42

#1067

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6957|UK

Dauntless wrote:
m3thod wrote:
Dauntless wrote:
God I was hoping no one would notice, then I could get zique to have an argument with himself...
Only a fucking thick scouser could think he could get away with that
i think they're laughing at you m3thod. Not sure on that one.

/off to bed.

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2009-09-01 17:05:50

#1068

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6739|The Twilight Zone

If I go to bed now I will have 6 hours of sleep.

2009-09-01 17:06:14

#1069

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6756

i thought muslims were all nocturnal and vermin-like during ramadan?

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2009-09-01 17:06:17

#1070

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7028|London

.Sup wrote:
If I go to bed now I will have 6 hours of sleep.

You can't be sure of that

2009-09-01 17:07:22

#1071

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7028|London

I thought muslims were wankers

2009-09-01 17:07:23

#1072

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6739|The Twilight Zone

Dauntless wrote:
.Sup wrote:
If I go to bed now I will have 6 hours of sleep.
You can't be sure of that

Theoretically

2009-09-01 17:08:04

#1073

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6756

dauntless are you still quoting me or what?

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2009-09-01 17:09:32

#1074

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7028|London

No I actually thought they were wankers

2009-09-01 17:10:45

#1075

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6756

this oreo chocolate cream advert's soundtrack sounds like a soft-porn flick if you dont pay attention to the tv

there's something so special about two 6 year olds making "mmm" noises and repeating the order: "dunk it! dip it!"

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