david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|6997|Comber, Northern Ireland

1927 wrote:

david363 wrote:

yeah
Yeah actually, my company.  Not on the stock market or that shit where we appear in pink newspapers.
awww....i could of looked up all your shit if u did, im bored as fuck and my systems are all down
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6931|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

david363 wrote:

1927 wrote:

david363 wrote:

yeah
Yeah actually, my company.  Not on the stock market or that shit where we appear in pink newspapers.
awww....i could of looked up all your shit if u did, im bored as fuck and my systems are all down
Probably still can on companies house
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|6997|Comber, Northern Ireland
whats your business called?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6931|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

david363 wrote:

whats your business called?
27's Warehouse

We have the finest selection of bitches and I have dyslexia
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6889|Finland

david363 wrote:

whats your business called?
Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels wrote:

You open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
I need around tree fiddy.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6931|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DonFck wrote:

david363 wrote:

whats your business called?
Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club
Sup Don?  You was never that bitchy about us until we kicked you out for refusing to wear protection.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|6997|Comber, Northern Ireland
theres nothing with that name coming up
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6889|Finland

1927 wrote:

DonFck wrote:

david363 wrote:

whats your business called?
Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club
Sup Don?  You was never that bitchy about us until we kicked you out for refusing to wear protection.
I also like to go in dry, which you obviously had something against, Funky and you.
I need around tree fiddy.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6931|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

david363 wrote:

theres nothing with that name coming up
try, yell.com (cardiff) and you will see us probably, we dont have a website, far too old fashioned for that.  Still type our invoices out on a typewriter.  Our sec started the day I was born.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6931|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DonFck wrote:

1927 wrote:

DonFck wrote:


Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club
Sup Don?  You was never that bitchy about us until we kicked you out for refusing to wear protection.
I also like to go in dry, which you obviously had something against, Funky and you.
Your Finnish friend is on the door, he does the body searching, sup to him who he brings in, who he don't.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6879|London, England
fucking KPTK?

I ain't posting in this thread
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|6911
Unban Wilhelm
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6931|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
One of my ex's has been spotted sunbathing.

Uzi - This is yards from where you used to skate, I was there having ice cream yesterday, did have smelly farts but I cant be blamed as the sea would of been up-wind.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8231497.stm
Kez
Member
+778|5961|London, UK

Mekstizzle wrote:

fucking KPTK?

I ain't posting in this thread
Would probably be 10 times better if you didn't
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6929|UK

Lucien wrote:

Unban Wilhelm
his perm ban was lifted previously.  Why doesn't just register again?
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6879|London, England

Kez wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

fucking KPTK?

I ain't posting in this thread
Would probably be 10 times better if you didn't
Fuck you kptk I'm gonna post all the time now
Kez
Member
+778|5961|London, UK

Mekstizzle wrote:

Kez wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

fucking KPTK?

I ain't posting in this thread
Would probably be 10 times better if you didn't
Fuck you kptk I'm gonna post all the time now
<3
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6931|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Lunchtime at 27's desk.  Im eating Chicken Tikka n Rice.  Drinking Cookie Dough Milkshake, it was pissing it down now its thundering and Ive got a fucking whack of strawberry yoghurt for afters.

Ok carry on what you was doing.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6728

1927 wrote:

One of my ex's has been spotted sunbathing.

Uzi - This is yards from where you used to skate, I was there having ice cream yesterday, did have smelly farts but I cant be blamed as the sea would of been up-wind.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8231497.stm
Haha! Local news told me it washed up at Burnham-on-Sea!

I bet the locals are loving that!
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6931|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Uzique wrote:

1927 wrote:

One of my ex's has been spotted sunbathing.

Uzi - This is yards from where you used to skate, I was there having ice cream yesterday, did have smelly farts but I cant be blamed as the sea would of been up-wind.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8231497.stm
Haha! Local news told me it washed up at Burnham-on-Sea!

I bet the locals are loving that!
We all thought it was Nessa at first, the voddie started flying off the shelves.

Anyways, never mind that.  You make ya first appearance just before 2pm, where you been and what you been doing?
Fat_Swinub
jaff
+125|6693
almost had a heart attack because for 10mins windows 7 was £126 to preorder instead of £65
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6728
Got up for my morning bike-ride with the little brother, been doing it for about a week now, he goes back to boarding school on Thursday so I won't see the little nipper very often. Started pissing it down though so I've just got back in and had a shower. Lunch now- your post made me even hungrier! Cookie dough milkshake... do want.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6885|UK
Cycling in heavy rain when do don't give a shit about being soaked through to the skin sublime. At least, I like doing it for some reason ...

Obviously it's a little annoying if you're cycling to work, or something.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6728
Yeah well I don't like it because I was wearing a polo, and my only rainproof jacket that I have here with me at home is one I wouldn't really want to get muddy or ruined :<... but I know what you mean. Same as jogging in the rain.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6931|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Uzique wrote:

Got up for my morning bike-ride with the little brother, been doing it for about a week now, he goes back to boarding school on Thursday so I won't see the little nipper very often. Started pissing it down though so I've just got back in and had a shower. Lunch now- your post made me even hungrier! Cookie dough milkshake... do want.
Bike riding getting all muddy, ahhh them were the days.

The milko is alright, bit sickly, very much cookie dough tasting as expected, Im about to rip into the yoghurt, time for a fag first though.  The curry was £1.50 from Waitrose (other supermarkets are available) and I score it 7.5/10.  Thats not bad you know.

Tesco's are doing half priced Ben and Jerry's atm, Get 'Half Baked' half of it is cookie dough, half of it is Brownies (not the camping kids kind, the choc desert kind). £1.99.  We have no kids till Thursday so I might get some on way home, gutsy fuckers never let me have any when they aint at their respective parents.

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