It's okay Sheffa, lets leave these couple of poofs behind, and play some manly sport.The Sheriff wrote:
No I won't Uzique, you don't have to be world class to play in pub league, let alone the Grizedale football team. You also don't need to be built like a brick shithouse to play right back either.
fgtFinray wrote:
Fuck this, I'm off to play a real sport.
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to say you dont need skill in football is dumb.
Anyone who plays the sport well you need skill to be at least competant. Just kicking a ball is a skill in itself. There are a myriad of methods to kick/pass a ball in order to manipulate the way it will move and reach the intended player.
How about dribbling? Passing? Shooting? Going around players? reading the game? knowing how to defend? For god sake goal keeping is a fucking art in itself, it takes a brave man to play well in net thats for sure.
Anyone who thinks you don't need skill in football was the pussy that got beat up on the pitch, and has to vent on a forum!
Anyone who plays the sport well you need skill to be at least competant. Just kicking a ball is a skill in itself. There are a myriad of methods to kick/pass a ball in order to manipulate the way it will move and reach the intended player.
How about dribbling? Passing? Shooting? Going around players? reading the game? knowing how to defend? For god sake goal keeping is a fucking art in itself, it takes a brave man to play well in net thats for sure.
Anyone who thinks you don't need skill in football was the pussy that got beat up on the pitch, and has to vent on a forum!
Last edited by m3thod (2009-08-27 10:57:16)
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
A lá my brother.m3thod wrote:
to say you dont need skill in football is dumb.
Anyone who plays the sport well you need skill to be at least competant. What just kicking a ball is a skill in itself. There are a myriad of methods to kick/pass a ball in order to manipulate the way it will move and reach the intended player.
How about Gribbling? Passing? Shooting? Going around players? reading the game? knowing how to defend? For god sake goal keeping is a fucking art in itself, it takes a brave man to play well in net thats for sure.
Anyone who thinks you don't need skill in football was the pussy that got beat up on the pitch, and has to vent on a forum!
American football is rugby with protective pads... pfft, commonly known.
And Schloppy, I'm not commenting on your personal fitness, I'm commenting on your supercilious bullshit attitude. Passing military entry tests doesn't make you a Roman gladiator or a deity of health and fitness. You're up to scratch, fit, yeah sure, but you can't really stand on a pedestal and downtalk to the majority of people here just because they play games. It's bullshit. Just because we don't enjoy the homoerotic activity of football, and just because we aren't so shit-out-of-luck on opportunity that we have to join the armed forces, doesn't mean we're all fat slovenly balls of shit. I'm very aerobically fit and could easily out run you, it's just a stupid ad hominem remark to bring up in any form of argument.
To conclude: football is for fucking pansies. Being able to run around for 90 minutes and act like a ballerina whenever you're touched doesn't make you the next Achilles.
And Schloppy, I'm not commenting on your personal fitness, I'm commenting on your supercilious bullshit attitude. Passing military entry tests doesn't make you a Roman gladiator or a deity of health and fitness. You're up to scratch, fit, yeah sure, but you can't really stand on a pedestal and downtalk to the majority of people here just because they play games. It's bullshit. Just because we don't enjoy the homoerotic activity of football, and just because we aren't so shit-out-of-luck on opportunity that we have to join the armed forces, doesn't mean we're all fat slovenly balls of shit. I'm very aerobically fit and could easily out run you, it's just a stupid ad hominem remark to bring up in any form of argument.
To conclude: football is for fucking pansies. Being able to run around for 90 minutes and act like a ballerina whenever you're touched doesn't make you the next Achilles.
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Who said you don't need skill to play football?
finray.The Sheriff wrote:
Who said you don't need skill to play football?
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
only PUSSIES and FAGGOTS use protective clothing
Ffs man, that was a joke.Uzique wrote:
Lots of big words I can't be bothered learning.
Plus I'm not shit-out-of-luck, thanks for trying highlighting my misfortune, again.
Oh..
shinpads? you need some protection.Fat_Swinub wrote:
only PUSSIES and FAGGOTS use protective clothing
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
keep going please, i need at least another 10 minutes of lols before i start cooking
i just realised who cammrobb is...
at least chnage your name so it looks/sounds like your previous one i.e. schlopps
at least chnage your name so it looks/sounds like your previous one i.e. schlopps
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
I'm not trying to say football doesn't require skill - everything requires a certain form of skill, tact and strategy.
I just don't support the football as a 'mans sport' argument. At all. The manliest blokes involved in the football culture are the fat hooligans sat in their season-seat in the stands looking to pick a fight. The players on the pitch are far from archetypal alpha-males. They're over-pampered and over-rated pansy-boys. Sure, there's physical fitness and endurance involved in sustaining the activity for 2 full halves... but that doesn't say anything about the pussification of the sissy-boys.
I just don't support the football as a 'mans sport' argument. At all. The manliest blokes involved in the football culture are the fat hooligans sat in their season-seat in the stands looking to pick a fight. The players on the pitch are far from archetypal alpha-males. They're over-pampered and over-rated pansy-boys. Sure, there's physical fitness and endurance involved in sustaining the activity for 2 full halves... but that doesn't say anything about the pussification of the sissy-boys.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
whaaaaayyym3thod wrote:
i just realised who cammrobb is...
at least chnage your name so it looks/sounds like your previous one i.e. schlopps
Wasn't he called something else beforem3thod wrote:
i just realised who cammrobb is...
at least chnage your name so it looks/sounds like your previous one i.e. schlopps
Them twos have gone through so many damn name changes
Oh just be quiet already. We're past that argument.Uzique wrote:
I'm not trying to say football doesn't require skill - everything requires a certain form of skill, tact and strategy.
I just don't support the football as a 'mans sport' argument. At all. The manliest blokes involved in the football culture are the fat hooligans sat in their season-seat in the stands looking to pick a fight. The players on the pitch are far from archetypal alpha-males. They're over-pampered and over-rated pansy-boys. Sure, there's physical fitness and endurance involved in sustaining the activity for 2 full halves... but that doesn't say anything about the pussification of the sissy-boys.
it used to be a man game the ronaldo's and beckhams of the modern era have pussiedfied the game. Anyway thats at a pro level, when i play with my mates in the park with no ref, yeah a few cruchers come my way.Uzique wrote:
I'm not trying to say football doesn't require skill - everything requires a certain form of skill, tact and strategy.
I just don't support the football as a 'mans sport' argument. At all. The manliest blokes involved in the football culture are the fat hooligans sat in their season-seat in the stands looking to pick a fight. The players on the pitch are far from archetypal alpha-males. They're over-pampered and over-rated pansy-boys. Sure, there's physical fitness and endurance involved in sustaining the activity for 2 full halves... but that doesn't say anything about the pussification of the sissy-boys.
rugger is defo more harder, shit i've only played it once, i got battered.
Last edited by m3thod (2009-08-27 11:06:44)
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
schlopps was 'in nothing we trust'....written in dorky text speak.Mekstizzle wrote:
Wasn't he called something else beforem3thod wrote:
i just realised who cammrobb is...
at least chnage your name so it looks/sounds like your previous one i.e. schlopps
Them twos have gone through so many damn name changes
Last edited by m3thod (2009-08-27 11:04:21)
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
you remember??m3thod wrote:
schlopps was 'in nothing we trust'....in dorky gay text speak.Mekstizzle wrote:
Wasn't he called something else beforem3thod wrote:
i just realised who cammrobb is...
at least chnage your name so it looks/sounds like your previous one i.e. schlopps
Them twos have gone through so many damn name changes
Thank you, precisely the assertions that I am trying to make.m3thod wrote:
it used to be a man game the ronaldo's and beckhams of the modern era have pussiedfied the game.Uzique wrote:
I'm not trying to say football doesn't require skill - everything requires a certain form of skill, tact and strategy.
I just don't support the football as a 'mans sport' argument. At all. The manliest blokes involved in the football culture are the fat hooligans sat in their season-seat in the stands looking to pick a fight. The players on the pitch are far from archetypal alpha-males. They're over-pampered and over-rated pansy-boys. Sure, there's physical fitness and endurance involved in sustaining the activity for 2 full halves... but that doesn't say anything about the pussification of the sissy-boys.
rugger is defo more harder, shit i've only played it once, i got battered.
And, wtf else have you got to argue, Schlopps? Retarded.
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Funky_Finny > FinrayMekstizzle wrote:
Wasn't he called something else beforem3thod wrote:
i just realised who cammrobb is...
at least chnage your name so it looks/sounds like your previous one i.e. schlopps
Them twos have gone through so many damn name changes
And that's because I got banned.
Meth has the best memory on here, either that or he is a stalker... of everyone.
fixtFinray wrote:
Funky_Finny > Sirschmoopy > FinrayMekstizzle wrote:
Wasn't he called something else beforem3thod wrote:
i just realised who cammrobb is...
at least chnage your name so it looks/sounds like your previous one i.e. schlopps
Them twos have gone through so many damn name changes
And that's because I got banned.