Nobody else thinks this is total bs?blademaster wrote:
He claimed that it took him three attempts to drown the creature and he had to hold it underwater for hours.
Nope. Sounds reasonable to me.Winston_Churchill wrote:
Nobody else thinks this is total bs?blademaster wrote:
He claimed that it took him three attempts to drown the creature and he had to hold it underwater for hours.
Of course it's total BS...alien creature lands - in the Mexican Desert? Or, alien creature gets loose from the NWO - in the Mexican Desert? Or, alien creature runs away from parents to the Mexican Desert - only to have the parent s chase down the man that drowned their runaway alien baby?
Anyone remember Men In Black when they killed that wee alien dude and then all the other alien dudes want to blow up the planet because they lost that marble with a galaxy inside it that the wee alien dude was holding on to?
I liked that bit.
I liked that bit.
Xondji Interplanetary Exploration has released a report documenting a hostile alien species discovered on planet Earth. Whether or not retaliation is planned has not yet been decided by Parliament; observations conclude these creatures satisfy the criteria for an intelligent species but the majority of the planets population appear dumb enough to drown an alien baby.
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LolDefiance wrote:
Xondji Interplanetary Exploration has released a report documenting a hostile alien species discovered on planet Earth. Whether or not retaliation is planned has not yet been decided by Parliament; observations conclude these creatures satisfy the criteria for an intelligent species but the majority of the planets population appear dumb enough to drown an alien baby.
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Personally, I think it's a hoax. It's just... hard to believe.Winston_Churchill wrote:
Nobody else thinks this is total bs?blademaster wrote:
He claimed that it took him three attempts to drown the creature and he had to hold it underwater for hours.
Guys, you know the real questions is this....WILL IT BLEND?!?!?!?
The amount of people here that genuinely consider the plausibility of this shit makes me lose faith in BF2s and the Internet as a whole.
Come on the fucking 'body' looks like a model-figurine. A Mexican farmer spent several hours drowning an alien baby and was then killed in a fire that was "hotter than a normal fire"? The entire news story was narrated by an amateur British film-studies student, the facade of journalism is so pitifully mediocre that it makes me want to weep - the presentation, writing/reporting and media presentation is all school-project grade.
Wisen up ffs, the Internet is ruining your faculties of judgement.
Come on the fucking 'body' looks like a model-figurine. A Mexican farmer spent several hours drowning an alien baby and was then killed in a fire that was "hotter than a normal fire"? The entire news story was narrated by an amateur British film-studies student, the facade of journalism is so pitifully mediocre that it makes me want to weep - the presentation, writing/reporting and media presentation is all school-project grade.
Wisen up ffs, the Internet is ruining your faculties of judgement.
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Looks like a monkey to me..
It must be put to the test.Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
Guys, you know the real questions is this....WILL IT BLEND?!?!?!?
I for one welcome our new Alien overlords.
You need to renew your sarcasm detectors, hardly anyone here actually thinks this is realUzique wrote:
The amount of people here that genuinely consider the plausibility of this shit makes me lose faith in BF2s and the Internet as a whole.
Come on the fucking 'body' looks like a model-figurine. A Mexican farmer spent several hours drowning an alien baby and was then killed in a fire that was "hotter than a normal fire"? The entire news story was narrated by an amateur British film-studies student, the facade of journalism is so pitifully mediocre that it makes me want to weep - the presentation, writing/reporting and media presentation is all school-project grade.
Wisen up ffs, the Internet is ruining your faculties of judgement.
I don't think its real, but I hope it is.
The dwarf star that hit the sun the other day was actually it's ship, and the farmers car got hit by sun debris. That's why it was hotter than normal fire. The alien bailed out and got stranded on earth. Get your facts straight people!
You forgot to mention that the ship/satr was actually a secret plan of satan, and that the alien was really a demon from hell.iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
The dwarf star that hit the sun the other day was actually it's ship, and the farmers car got hit by sun debris. That's why it was hotter than normal fire. The alien bailed out and got stranded on earth. Get your facts straight people!
Coincidentally, the famer's name was Jesús...
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Yes, this is obviously where swine flu came from.
I want one..
Although I do agree that this is a load of bull, there has to be life elsewhere in the universe...
Although I do agree that this is a load of bull, there has to be life elsewhere in the universe...
films like these ... are confusing Hoax or not . One day ... Who knows ?
BF2s FTW < fact
BF2s FTW < fact
Well, there were those moon men, but Lance Armstrong killed them in battle. Of course you already knew this since i'm sure you have seen Star Wars.DefCon-17 wrote:
I want one..
Although I do agree that this is a load of bull, there has to be life elsewhere in the universe...
I have a Wookie in my closet. His name is Al.iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Well, there were those moon men, but Lance Armstrong killed them in battle. Of course you already knew this since i'm sure you have seen Star Wars.DefCon-17 wrote:
I want one..
Although I do agree that this is a load of bull, there has to be life elsewhere in the universe...
DefCon-17 wrote:
I have a Wookie in my closet. His name is Al.iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Well, there were those moon men, but Lance Armstrong killed them in battle. Of course you already knew this since i'm sure you have seen Star Wars.DefCon-17 wrote:
I want one..
Although I do agree that this is a load of bull, there has to be life elsewhere in the universe...
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"Wookie" is your repressed gay personality and maybe it's time he came out of the closet.DefCon-17 wrote:
I have a Wookie in my closet. His name is Al.iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Well, there were those moon men, but Lance Armstrong killed them in battle. Of course you already knew this since i'm sure you have seen Star Wars.DefCon-17 wrote:
I want one..
Although I do agree that this is a load of bull, there has to be life elsewhere in the universe...
