My flat mate fell asleep in front of the TV. What prank shall I play?
Yeah that's why we have to watch all those shitty mongrel-breeds and Slavic apes singing their crazy 13th Century folk shit.
Jesus I hate Eurovision.
Jesus I hate Eurovision.
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Hair removal cream down the trousers.liquidat0r wrote:
My flat mate fell asleep in front of the TV. What prank shall I play?
Nah I'm not going to post my pic up here, feel free to add me on Facebook if you wish though. Just pm me your name.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Mek's probably a pale white, greasy dark hair, maybe rolls around in 14-hole Doc Marten shit-kickers, always has an angsty brooding look on his face Londoner. I still want to know what he does every day, as he obviously does not work.
Gooners, have you posted a pic other than that one of you at 3 years-old 'I just fell out of my uncle's turban'
Post a pic and I'll convince your uncle to let you jack off in his M5
Yeah, erm, she's a girl.SirSchloppy wrote:
Hair removal cream down the trousers.liquidat0r wrote:
My flat mate fell asleep in front of the TV. What prank shall I play?
FM comes across as a guy that has read one of those "The Greatest Philosophers of Our Time" books without actually reading the works by the philosophers themselves. Plus he worships Ayn Rand like she wasn't some sexually frustrated Russian gypsy who can't even thinly veil her contrived objectivist worldview in her books.Ei Em wrote:
I consider.Uzique wrote:
Furthermore I'm not sure there's anyone that actually respects you for it, let alone anyone who considers you genuinely intelligent.
If I had time to post more often I would like to debate with FM (considering what I've read of his texts). Also my lack of fluent English is bothering me.
Congrats FM, in your future I see you railing against the tolls of collective society while migrating closer and closer to the line of sociopathic insanity.
<3 FM
Now that I think about it, our favorite little Randite hasn't posted a pic of himself either....
@Gooners: that would be hinge on me having a facebook. I do have a myspace, but it's for my BF2 soldier haha.
Ahh.liquidat0r wrote:
Yeah, erm, she's a girl.SirSchloppy wrote:
Hair removal cream down the trousers.liquidat0r wrote:
My flat mate fell asleep in front of the TV. What prank shall I play?
Hmm, tape her to the chair? clingfilm? tinfoil?
Ahh, tinfoil her room!
shave her eyebrows off, then draw them on in felt tip.
rape
rape?
fuuu 7 seconds to slow
fuuu 7 seconds to slow
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Big fuck off moustache.SEREVENT wrote:
shave her eyebrows off, then draw them on in felt tip.
Or, move everything in the room around.
Edit: place a big bowl of water on her lap
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Ah well what do you propose I doKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
FM comes across as a guy that has read one of those "The Greatest Philosophers of Our Time" books without actually reading the works by the philosophers themselves. Plus he worships Ayn Rand like she wasn't some sexually frustrated Russian gypsy who can't even thinly veil her contrived objectivist worldview in her books.Ei Em wrote:
I consider.Uzique wrote:
Furthermore I'm not sure there's anyone that actually respects you for it, let alone anyone who considers you genuinely intelligent.
If I had time to post more often I would like to debate with FM (considering what I've read of his texts). Also my lack of fluent English is bothering me.
Congrats FM, in your future I see you railing against the tolls of collective society while migrating closer and closer to the line of sociopathic insanity.
<3 FM
Now that I think about it, our favorite little Randite hasn't posted a pic of himself either....
@Gooners: that would be hinge on me having a facebook. I do have a myspace, but it's for my BF2 soldier haha.
I'm not gonna post a pic on here.
SirSchloppy wrote:
Edit: place a big bowl of water on her lap
So when she gets up...splashSEREVENT wrote:
SirSchloppy wrote:
Edit: place a big bowl of water on her lap
Piss on her tits
Me after passing out from a 4 hour hookah binge and stumbling back to my dorm with some fuck ups.....fuck you mek is it really that hard
Scrotum on eyes.
bite them off
i support this oneThe Sheriff wrote:
Piss on her tits
Oh lawd, you guys are going a bit far. I mean, fair enough suggesting rape but putting a bowl of water on her lap ... I mean, come on.
lawl.liquidat0r wrote:
Oh lawd, you guys are going a bit far. I mean, fair enough suggesting rape but putting a bowl of water on her lap ... I mean, come on.
What else, what else, make the room completely black so when she wakes up she thinks she's blind.. hmm actually, maybe not.
Check to see if putting her hand in a bucket of warm water does make her piss herself.
or, pour warm water on her lap, so she thinks she has.
oh lawl, that's great.SirSchloppy wrote:
or, pour warm water on her lap, so she thinks she has.
Yeah, not actually gonna do anything though. Maybe I'll just put her laptop in Turkish or something.
slice her nipples off with a can opener and shit on her life
she probably deserves it
she probably deserves it
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