SamBo:D
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Hey guys.

So this time last week I was working at the local store when I decided to fill a condom up with deodorant then set it on fire, I didn't realize it would explode and it left me with half a johnny scolded into my face and scares around my mouth.  Needless to say I was fired for being a complete idiot and then I blew all my final wages on god knows what.  So with no job and no money I figured it was time to move on in life and claim some benefits, I believed this would also be the ideal time to move out and get a flat of my own.

I've got an interview tomorrow for a new job but I just remembered I've got no money and I can't drive, so I won't be able to get there.

What should I do BF2s?

Last edited by SamBo:D (2009-08-09 15:29:33)

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kill yourself tbh. or you could join the navy. either way
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join the navy
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AussieReaper wrote:

Wank furiously.
or get some furious pussy , hmm but yeah ask ur friend to drive u to that interview and then rely on ur friends if u can if any one of them drive

Last edited by blademaster (2009-08-09 15:34:26)

SamBo:D
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jsnipy wrote:

join the navy
hhhmmm
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Watch this; it'll turn your life around.

Last edited by Sgt.Davi (2009-08-09 15:38:09)

Kez
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Don't bother going SamBo:D, I'd rather stay in, there are plenty more jobs out there!
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Watch this; it'll turn your life around.
hahah that song is soo convincing he might join the navy now LOL no srsly it is hehehehe
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SamBo:D wrote:

So this time last week I was working at the local store when I decided to fill a condom up with deodorant then set it on fire
Well, he was at his mates.

SamBo:D wrote:

I didn't realize it would explode
Not as if he meant it to happen.

Sambo:D wrote:

and it left me with half a johnny scolded into my face and scares around my mout
It was the flames that burnt him, and you spell it 'scars'.

SamBo:D wrote:

Needless to say I was fired for being a complete idiot and then I blew all my final wages on god knows what.
He wasn't at work.

SamBo:D wrote:

So with no job and no money I figured it was time to move on in life and claim some benefits, I believed this would also be the ideal time to move out and get a flat of my own.
He moved in with a friend, not on his own.

Sambo:D wrote:

I've got an interview tomorrow for a new job but I just remembered I've got no money and I can't drive, so I won't be able to get there.
He was going to get money from his benefits, but they fucked up. Not his fault.

K and close because you fail kthnx.
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SamBo:D
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what the hell are you talking about..
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I guess this is a retaliation thread, of sorts.

Bye.

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