"If spoken by a Jewish rabbi today, influenced by the poetry of Isaiah, He (Jesus) would say these words in Hebrew ... 'I saw Satan as Baraq Ubamah.'"
umm...thoughts?
"If spoken by a Jewish rabbi today, influenced by the poetry of Isaiah, He (Jesus) would say these words in Hebrew ... 'I saw Satan as Baraq Ubamah.'"
umm...thoughts?
You mean a several thousand year old book written by sand people predicted obama being the antichrist after it was translated a few times over through various languages?!
Well fuck me.
Well fuck me.
Why would the jew have to be rabbid?
I saw Satan as that Rabbi, infact all Jews
Religion is a funny thing... isn't it?Macbeth wrote:
You mean a several thousand year old book written by sand people predicted obama being the antichrist after it was translated a few times over through various languages?!
Well fuck me.
Fucking Claptrap
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Baraq Bamah =/= Barack Obama
This all assumes Jesus existed.
Thus, your post is invalid
Thus, your post is invalid
Jesus did exist.
whether he did all that resurrecting, walking on water, turning water into wine thing is errr, debetable?
in the great words of the andoura
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i feel dirty.
whether he did all that resurrecting, walking on water, turning water into wine thing is errr, debetable?
in the great words of the andoura
llllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllll
i feel dirty.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Like 50% of LA is named Jesusm3thod wrote:
Jesus did exist.
pfffttt phony losers that think they're related to the messiah.Red Forman wrote:
Like 50% of LA is named Jesusm3thod wrote:
Jesus did exist.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
everyone knows the antichrist will come as an emissary of the European Union (the new Holy Roman Empire).
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Infidel.m3thod wrote:
pfffttt phony losers that think they're related to the messiah.Red Forman wrote:
Like 50% of LA is named Jesusm3thod wrote:
Jesus did exist.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Its an open and shut case! off with his head!Macbeth wrote:
You mean a several thousand year old book written by sand people predicted obama being the antichrist after it was translated a few times over through various languages?!
Well fuck me.
isn't GS' first name Jesus?Red Forman wrote:
Like 50% of LA is named Jesusm3thod wrote:
Jesus did exist.
lol
He's teh antichrist...
He's teh antichrist...
His mom's name is Maria.S3v3N wrote:
isn't GS' first name Jesus?Red Forman wrote:
Like 50% of LA is named Jesusm3thod wrote:
Jesus did exist.
COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE.
Fucking hell.
How about cutting the bullshite? I'd burn the bible for fuck sake. Biggest waste of trees ever.
Oh My God! Barack Obama is an antichrist! I don't really give a fuck to that considering Christianity didn't exactly bring prosperity to people.
I'd say God is the anti-christ for all that matters!
How about cutting the bullshite? I'd burn the bible for fuck sake. Biggest waste of trees ever.
Oh My God! Barack Obama is an antichrist! I don't really give a fuck to that considering Christianity didn't exactly bring prosperity to people.
I'd say God is the anti-christ for all that matters!
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How comes everyone ignored this?SamBo:D wrote:
Baraq Bamah =/= Barack Obama
Because it sounds similar most probably.Hakei wrote:
How comes everyone ignored this?SamBo:D wrote:
Baraq Bamah =/= Barack Obama
Well Jesus was a bit fucking stupid if he couldn't even be bothered to spell it correctly. Why does religion have to be so religious? Why couldn't he have turned around and said "Yeah some black guy in 2 millenia will rule USA (Somewhere that wasn't even discovered) and is the new anti christ"
Do you know why? Because he never meant it, I was looking at other shit like this too, the people who found some randomly criptic clue in the bible and challenged anyone to find another because they were so sure, a few months later some guy found an identical clue in moby dick.
Do you know why? Because he never meant it, I was looking at other shit like this too, the people who found some randomly criptic clue in the bible and challenged anyone to find another because they were so sure, a few months later some guy found an identical clue in moby dick.
^_^Hakei wrote:
Well Jesus was a bit fucking stupid if he couldn't even be bothered to spell it correctly. Why does religion have to be so religious? Why couldn't he have turned around and said "Yeah some black guy in 2 millenia will rule USA (Somewhere that wasn't even discovered) and is the new anti christ"
Do you know why? Because he never meant it, I was looking at other shit like this too, the people who found some randomly criptic clue in the bible and challenged anyone to find another because they were so sure, a few months later some guy found an identical clue in moby dick.
True, true.
+1
Purely coincidental.
Especially given the number of times the damned book has been translated.Ryan wrote:
Purely coincidental.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'