True story bro

2009-07-12 15:47:34

#26

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6806|...

Mekstizzle wrote:
Is it bigger than yours? Well actually, of course it is..

Who would walk into a porn shop and ask for a small vibrator

your mum

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2009-07-12 16:17:29

#27

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6865|the dank(super) side of Oregon

Someday a print out of this thread will be evidence in an arbitration hearing. "See, your Honor, this is what my dipshit husband talks about with his dipshit friends on that fucking forum!"

2009-07-12 16:29:07

#28

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6916

2009-07-12 16:57:53

#29

GravyDan: Back from the Grave(y); +768|6216|CA

I would count this one as a blessing. It's like getting a gardener after 9 years of mowing and edging.

2009-07-12 17:38:04

#30

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6729|EE Chat

ATG wrote:
It was red and had a second probe on it, like some sort of sea life it looked.

1. Put red food dye on cock
2. attach extra probe
3. pursue sexy time with wife
4. tape reaction
5. ???
6. profit!

2009-07-12 18:13:12

#31

VspyVspy: Sniper; +183|6957|A sunburnt country

Why did she have to hide it from you!?

I thought it was quite normal to have the "electronic tupperware" beside the bed.

2009-07-12 18:38:13

#32

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6729|EE Chat

She could just be starting this workout
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=127855

2009-07-12 18:50:03

#33

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6885|132 and Bush

ATG wrote:
Truth be told, I am a highly sexed individual. I have no issue with her taking care of her own business. She knows I have a xxx file on the comp, I am more annoyed about being gypt of zees.

No shit.. it's better than finding used condoms.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-07-12 19:17:48

#34

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6795|Gold Coast

Oh, ATG.....

noice

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png

2009-07-13 03:54:39

#35

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6072|Catherine Black

I'm sure you told us this before...

krazed wrote:
wait, didnt you find one a long time ago? yeah because she was giving you shit for catching you jerking off before... and then you found her two headed alien probe

Yeah this is what I remember. And FYI if I'm not mistaken;

ghettoperson wrote:
ATG wrote:
It was red and had a second probe on it, like some sort of sea life it looked.
Yeah dude those are fucked up. What's the second bit for anyway, anal pleasuring?

It's for the clit.

2009-07-13 04:04:26

#36

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6957|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

ATG Dont feel threatened or inadequate.

I'd like to see that vibe of hers Mow the lawn and cook the fucking tea eh?

2009-07-13 04:20:46

#37

Janis_Petke: \m/(><)\m/; +49|6977|Brunei Darussalam

My missus has 5, known about those from the day one. She's highly sexual person

2009-07-13 04:29:40

#38

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6627

I bought one together with my gf. It´s great fun.

https://www.abload.de/img/bf3-bf2ssig0250wvn.jpg

2009-07-13 04:30:53

#39

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6957|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Sisco10 wrote:
I bought one together with my gf. It´s great fun.

One of those Doctor Dolittle ones? A push me - pull you?

2009-07-13 04:37:55

#40

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6627

1927 wrote:
Sisco10 wrote:
I bought one together with my gf. It´s great fun.
One of those Doctor Dolittle ones? A push me - pull you?

Nah, a classic one. For starters. But your giving me ideas....

2009-07-13 04:42:30

#41

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6957|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Sisco10 wrote:
1927 wrote:
Sisco10 wrote:
I bought one together with my gf. It´s great fun.
One of those Doctor Dolittle ones? A push me - pull you?
Nah, a classic one. For starters. But your giving me ideas....

lol A double Header. Erggghhh.

I think of my gf's ass as an exit not an entrance and the same certanly goes for mine.

2009-07-13 04:51:56

#42

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6072|Catherine Black

There's never a post of '27s I don't find funny.

2009-07-13 05:37:45

#43

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,816|6390|eXtreme to the maX

It is with great disappointment that I find it falls to me to say

Pics plz

Seriously this forum is going downhill

On a brighter note:

Spycam - do it.

Strike that, webcam FTW

Fuck Israel

2009-07-13 10:33:50

#44

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6862|Columbus, OH

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
Who forgets to turn their dildo off? I mean honestly.

I heard an interview from an TSA Officer who works at a major airport. He mentions they often find vibrators going off rather than bombs in people's (women's) suitcases. I wonder why people don't leave those at home.

ATG - Don't let it bruise your ego.

2009-07-13 10:35:01

#45

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|6969|Espoo, Finland

They propably want to use them during their trip

2009-07-13 11:07:45

#46

Hooch Pandersnatch: I like shoes; +26|6406|West Aus

Gawwad wrote:
They propably want to use them during their trip

Probably because mile high toilet sex frustrates many.

@ATG nine years wow.

On an unrelated note I recently had to assist in the removal of a foot long dildo from a dudes sigmoid colon. Apparently he fell off the bed onto it.

Unrucky

2009-07-13 11:11:37

#47

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,981|6916|949

Hooch Pandersnatch wrote:
Gawwad wrote:
They propably want to use them during their trip
Probably because mile high toilet sex frustrates many.

@ATG nine years wow.

On an unrelated note I recently had to assist in the removal of a foot long dildo from a dudes sigmoid colon. Apparently he fell off the bed onto it.

Unrucky

Wow he fell off the bed with his pants down right onto a dildo's point. I wouldn't say unlucky so much as kinky faggot.

Either that or he has amazing aim and he doesn't know it.

2009-07-13 11:16:47

#48

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6965|Disaster Free Zone

Hooch Pandersnatch wrote:
Gawwad wrote:
They propably want to use them during their trip
Probably because mile high toilet sex frustrates many.

@ATG nine years wow.

On an unrelated note I recently had to assist in the removal of a foot long dildo from a dudes sigmoid colon. Apparently he fell off the bed onto it.

Unrucky

Random (unrelated) trivia: What is the thing (foreign object) most often requiring surgical removal from ones anus?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Light globes

2009-07-13 16:36:06

#49

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6993|Charlie One Alpha

usmarine wrote:
lawl was it black?

African-American*

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2009-07-13 16:40:41

#50

Defiance: Member; +438|6955

LaidBackNinja wrote:
usmarine wrote:
lawl was it black?
African-American*

What if it was an african-english dildo? Black != african-american.

BF2S Forums True story bro

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