# Why men have better friends than women
Scenario 1: Woman returns home in the morning after a wild night out.Upon the question of her husband where has she been,she calmly replies:
"Oh I slept over at my friend's house"
Of course husband will call 10 of her girlfriends and every single one of them will reply:"No,she didn't stay here,I can tell you that."
Scenario 2:Man returns home in the morning after a wild night out.Upon the question where has he been,he will calmly reply:
"Oh I slept over at my friend's house"
Of course his wife will call 10 of his male friends and ask them if he indeed spent the night over at their house.
-8 of his friends will confirm
-2 will still claim he's still there
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Female version:
Woman 1:"Oh I see you've been at hairdresser's!You hair looks amazing!"
Woman 2:"You think so?I don't know,when I looked myself in the mirror I wasn't quite satisfied.Don't you think it looks quite messy?"
Woman1:"NOT AT ALL!I think it looks perfect.I wish I could have a haircut like yours ,but my face is too wide.You see,I have this problem:I can't wear most of the modern hair styles"
Woman 2:"You don't know what you're talking about!I think your face is very symmetrical and you could wear anything you like.I'm sure that new Rihanna look would fit perfectly on you.I wanted to get that haircut,but it would just emphasize my long neck"
Woman 1:"What?Now your exagurating.I would give anything to have a neck as long as your's.Think about how unsatisfied you'd be if you'd had arms fat as mine."
Woman 2:"You must be joking!Do you know how many women would kill to have arms as yours?!Just look at my arms,I could never wear a tanktop!"
Male version:
Man 1:"You got haircut?"
Man 2:"Yep!"
Scenario 1: Woman returns home in the morning after a wild night out.Upon the question of her husband where has she been,she calmly replies:
"Oh I slept over at my friend's house"
Of course husband will call 10 of her girlfriends and every single one of them will reply:"No,she didn't stay here,I can tell you that."
Scenario 2:Man returns home in the morning after a wild night out.Upon the question where has he been,he will calmly reply:
"Oh I slept over at my friend's house"
Of course his wife will call 10 of his male friends and ask them if he indeed spent the night over at their house.
-8 of his friends will confirm
-2 will still claim he's still there
#
Female version:
Woman 1:"Oh I see you've been at hairdresser's!You hair looks amazing!"
Woman 2:"You think so?I don't know,when I looked myself in the mirror I wasn't quite satisfied.Don't you think it looks quite messy?"
Woman1:"NOT AT ALL!I think it looks perfect.I wish I could have a haircut like yours ,but my face is too wide.You see,I have this problem:I can't wear most of the modern hair styles"
Woman 2:"You don't know what you're talking about!I think your face is very symmetrical and you could wear anything you like.I'm sure that new Rihanna look would fit perfectly on you.I wanted to get that haircut,but it would just emphasize my long neck"
Woman 1:"What?Now your exagurating.I would give anything to have a neck as long as your's.Think about how unsatisfied you'd be if you'd had arms fat as mine."
Woman 2:"You must be joking!Do you know how many women would kill to have arms as yours?!Just look at my arms,I could never wear a tanktop!"
Male version:
Man 1:"You got haircut?"
Man 2:"Yep!"
Last edited by blah (2009-04-14 05:50:29)
