Are actually really awkward. Also, I paid her in change because I figured if I paid her with a 50 she'd keep it as a gigantic tip.
Anyone got any similarly themed stories?
Anyone got any similarly themed stories?
lol epicghettoperson wrote:
Also, I paid her in change because I figured if I paid her with a 50 she'd keep it as a gigantic tip.
You're quite right.
Also I dont like being teased if there is no treat to look forward to
Also I dont like being teased if there is no treat to look forward to
How come you had a lap dance?
I made a hormone once.
Didn't pay her neither.
But seriously... I used to work at strip clubs around Seattle. Strippers know how to party...nekid. Went to Vegas one time with DeJa Vu for the showgirl of the year thing they do. I rode around all weekend in a limo full of nekid womenz. It's was tits. My first job in IT was at an online porn site with live girls. I was the tech/camera man. Best job in the world except it paid like shit. The girls would beg for me to come in there and give it to 'em but I never did. The only rule about messing with the girls was that you had to record it so they could sell it online. I wasn't ever down for that... but I did have a few over for drinks. wink* wink*
Anyways, yeah lapdances are pretty weak. They get you all horny, then nothin. Go home and think about what you've just done (or had done). 3 minutes for $20 just isn't worth it. Some of 'em sure are hot though... temptresses
Didn't pay her neither.
But seriously... I used to work at strip clubs around Seattle. Strippers know how to party...nekid. Went to Vegas one time with DeJa Vu for the showgirl of the year thing they do. I rode around all weekend in a limo full of nekid womenz. It's was tits. My first job in IT was at an online porn site with live girls. I was the tech/camera man. Best job in the world except it paid like shit. The girls would beg for me to come in there and give it to 'em but I never did. The only rule about messing with the girls was that you had to record it so they could sell it online. I wasn't ever down for that... but I did have a few over for drinks. wink* wink*
Anyways, yeah lapdances are pretty weak. They get you all horny, then nothin. Go home and think about what you've just done (or had done). 3 minutes for $20 just isn't worth it. Some of 'em sure are hot though... temptresses
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
It helps to be drunk.
Always have change.
'Wild Mustangs' in Detroit had a neat trick - at the end of each song they'd say "Do you want me to stop now?" and scam you for another dance.
Always have change.
'Wild Mustangs' in Detroit had a neat trick - at the end of each song they'd say "Do you want me to stop now?" and scam you for another dance.
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My friends and I were drunk. There was a strip club nearby.liquidat0r wrote:
How come you had a lap dance?
I was in a strip joint once and never again. Something about being in a room with 200 sexually frustrated men sporting visible hardons was unsettling...........................
Hah, I thought so.ghettoperson wrote:
My friends and I were drunk. There was a strip club nearby.liquidat0r wrote:
How come you had a lap dance?
I worn button-fly jeans once, the girl really liked it. It was one of the best lap dances for me as well.
Mind over Matter: Why Mind about other guys when it does not Matter. Go to a strip club to have fun.JahManRed wrote:
I was in a strip joint once and never again. Something about being in a room with 200 sexually frustrated men sporting visible hardons was unsettling...........................
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I generally take a small plastic bag full of 10 and 20 cent pieces.
We usually go to 'For Your Eyes Only' when we hit Newcastle. I'm usually fairly well tanked up by then so awkwardness aint really an issue.
I've never paid 50 (pounds?) for a dance though
I've never paid 50 (pounds?) for a dance though
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
I don't get the point of strip clubs. It is not like you are going to have sex with them.
It does matter. You could cut the sexually frustrated air with a knife.loubot wrote:
Mind over Matter: Why Mind about other guys when it does not Matter. Go to a strip club to have fun.JahManRed wrote:
I was in a strip joint once and never again. Something about being in a room with 200 sexually frustrated men sporting visible hardons was unsettling...........................
We left, went to a club, picked up some ugly local sluts and actually fucked them. I have to say it helped to close your eyes and imagine it was one of the lap dancers. Never again will I listen to my mates when going to a strange city. "We don't need a hotel, we will pick up some women who will put us up" I fuckin earned my rent that night I tell ya. One of my mates woke up, seen what he had been riding and threw up on her. True tail.
It was only 10 euros, but I only had a 50 on me, so I paid in change. lolzSwitch wrote:
We usually go to 'For Your Eyes Only' when we hit Newcastle. I'm usually fairly well tanked up by then so awkwardness aint really an issue.
I've never paid 50 (pounds?) for a dance though
Yah that same reason why I think it is more frustrating after leaving a strip-club because some doll(s) is blue-ballin ya all night.JahManRed wrote:
It does matter. You could cut the sexually frustrated air with a knife.loubot wrote:
Mind over Matter: Why Mind about other guys when it does not Matter. Go to a strip club to have fun.JahManRed wrote:
I was in a strip joint once and never again. Something about being in a room with 200 sexually frustrated men sporting visible hardons was unsettling...........................
We left, went to a club, picked up some ugly local sluts and actually fucked them. I have to say it helped to close your eyes and imagine it was one of the lap dancers. Never again will I listen to my mates when going to a strange city. "We don't need a hotel, we will pick up some women who will put us up" I fuckin earned my rent that night I tell ya. One of my mates woke up, seen what he had been riding and threw up on her. True tail.
I had one once, lame. I leaned forward a little to smell her hair and she pushed my face away so hard it slammed my head into the wall.
Also there is a full nudy bar around me, years ago I went there and the girls were all really hot. I think I had to rub one out on the way home. Luckily I had a dirty sock in the back seat.
Ya know, sock fapping while driving is one of those things you should do once before you die.
Also there is a full nudy bar around me, years ago I went there and the girls were all really hot. I think I had to rub one out on the way home. Luckily I had a dirty sock in the back seat.
Ya know, sock fapping while driving is one of those things you should do once before you die.
I've only ever drunkenly stumbled into one once, and that was in Ayia Napa - Cyprus... and it was Asian themed (fuck knows why).
And yes, we only went in to make the typical "5 dolluh me love you long time" / "Sucky fucky 10 dolla" haggles to the meat on display.
And yes, we only went in to make the typical "5 dolluh me love you long time" / "Sucky fucky 10 dolla" haggles to the meat on display.
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EwwwUzique wrote:
Ayia Napa - Cyprus
I got literally thrown out of a strip club in Vegas the first time I went there after I was 21. I was getting a lap dance and the girl pulled my head to her sweaty boobies...I figured if she was gonna get boob sweat and glitter on my face I might as well get a mouthful of titty. She really didn't seem to mind but the bouncers did.
I remember going to a hole-in-the-wall strip club on the westside of C-Bus. I bought my beer first (BIG MISTAKE) the dancer must of given birth a couple days prior....she had a C-Section scar and stretch marks I drank my beer and got the hell out
ahahaha gross
Awww man that's rough as fuck.
Hole in the walls, ah the memories... The cretchens that work those places look like they wandered out of an Orc's hole in the ground. I remember taking my brother to one. This ultra-skinny sheet white skank with more tats than teeth and stringy-hangdown vaglips climbs up onto the bar and dangles "it" over my brothers head. LOL
Later I tell my bro get your "go-away dollars" out she's gonna come over and ask "did you like my dance." They all do. Sure enough she wandered around the bar asking every guy the same thing and every one had a go-away dollar ready for her.
Later I tell my bro get your "go-away dollars" out she's gonna come over and ask "did you like my dance." They all do. Sure enough she wandered around the bar asking every guy the same thing and every one had a go-away dollar ready for her.
i got a boner once