Who can find the stupidest "Free Stuff" ad on craigslist?

2009-06-10 13:25:42

#1

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6835|Seattle

I've been extremely bored at work. Nuff said.

So like the title says, who can find the most retarded, most bizarre, most random item currently listed on craigslist? Here; I'll start.

Free 4" christmas tree, lights, decorations (renton-fairwood)
Date: 2009-06-10, 12:02PM PDT

I have some free christmas stuff. It will be on my porch. If you want it, come get it.
Don't take anything else off my porch.
email for address

* Location: renton-fairwood

4 inches. Really? And that sounds more like a dare and makes me curious what else he has on his porch that I could take.

Here's another. Why would someone take the time to take the picture, download it onto their computer, then upload it to their ad... retards I tell you.

Stuffed Turtle (Kirkland)
Date: 2009-06-10, 12:57PM PDT

Stuffed turtle from the fair. Pickup in Totem Lake.

To see our other items search for "EBKBneed"

* Location: Kirkland

Go! Go! Go!

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-06-10 13:31:27

#2

GravyDan: Back from the Grave(y); +768|6170|CA

Dibs on the turtle.

2009-06-10 13:33:12

#3

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6883

GravyDan wrote:
Dibs on the turtle.

hahaha awsm wow didnt know craigslist had such an option I thought it was only for jobs

2009-06-10 13:33:49

#4

Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|6813|London

I'd that turtle

2009-06-10 13:35:28

#5

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6835|Seattle

The turtle is already gone. Gravy got dibs.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-06-10 13:36:30

#6

xxCaptainBlackxx: ♥♦♣♠♥♦♣; +47|6882|internet

King_County_Downy wrote:
Here's another. Why would someone take the time to take the picture, download it onto their computer, then upload it to their ad... retards I tell you.

Why would someone take time and search for the most retarded, most bizarre, most random item currently listed on craigslist?

2009-06-10 13:37:03

#7

GravyDan: Back from the Grave(y); +768|6170|CA

King_County_Downy wrote:
The turtle is already gone. Gravy got dibs.

The owner said he only had sex with it once.

2009-06-10 13:39:20

#8

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6835|Seattle

xxCaptainBlackxx wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
Here's another. Why would someone take the time to take the picture, download it onto their computer, then upload it to their ad... retards I tell you.
Why would someone take time and search for the most retarded, most bizarre, most random item currently listed on craigslist?

First sentence of the OP

Would you invite some stranger into your home, just to give them a stuffed animal???

Oh shit. Wait a minute. Could it be a trap?

https://xs140.xs.to/xs140/09243/chris_hansen179.jpg

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-06-10 13:46:01

#9

xxCaptainBlackxx: ♥♦♣♠♥♦♣; +47|6882|internet

King_County_Downy wrote:
Would you invite some stranger into your home, just to give them a stuffed animal???

Nah...I'll put it on ebay with a price tag of 9.99$

2009-06-10 13:48:28

#10

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6835|Seattle

Free - Rodeo Boy, Step Machine - Good Condition (Kanagawa)
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-09, 12:33AM JT

Free
- Rodeo Boy & Step Machine; both look pretty new and are in in fine working condition
- Take the pair or just one
- You pick up or arrange shipping
- Leave your name, email address, a phone number, and any other necessary details

M.

* Location: Kanagawa

WTF!?? What is that thing?

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-06-10 13:50:43

#11

Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6646|Somersetshire

Free Adult Magazines - Free Delivery (East London)

Reply to: see below
Date: 2009-06-10, 8:46PM BST

SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY!

Full box of adult sex toys from my store, must be serious takers, no prank calls please. Thanks. Will be delivered directly for free.

Please ring Feisal Haid on - 07501945231

Will only accepted phone calls as emails tend not to be serious takers

Location: East London
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1215130500

2009-06-10 13:53:03

#12

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5823

King_County_Downy wrote:
I've been extremely bored at work. Nuff said.

So like the title says, who can find the most retarded, most bizarre, most random item currently listed on craigslist? Here; I'll start.
Free 4" christmas tree, lights, decorations (renton-fairwood)
Date: 2009-06-10, 12:02PM PDT

I have some free christmas stuff. It will be on my porch. If you want it, come get it.
Don't take anything else off my porch.
email for address

* Location: renton-fairwood
4 inches. Really? And that sounds more like a dare and makes me curious what else he has on his porch that I could take.

Here's another. Why would someone take the time to take the picture, download it onto their computer, then upload it to their ad... retards I tell you.

Stuffed Turtle (Kirkland)
Date: 2009-06-10, 12:57PM PDT

Stuffed turtle from the fair. Pickup in Totem Lake.

To see our other items search for "EBKBneed"

* Location: Kirkland

http://xs140.xs.to/xs140/09243/1313.jpg http://xs140.xs.to/xs140/09243/2777.jpg
Go! Go! Go!

I have that turtle. Let me find it.

2009-06-10 13:54:55

#13

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6835|Seattle

Ten bucks says this ad was posted by AlphA

send me your buds to recycle
Reply to:[email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-01, 8:12PM CEST

send me your nuggets to confidentially recycle them

no bullshit

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1199906799

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-06-10 13:56:05

#14

Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6646|Somersetshire

My entire porn collection (LONDON)

Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-05, 8:42PM BST

I have collected about 500 mags over my time, and also have 900 vids on my pc if you want to purchase a DVD.

it is of all different kinds, mainly young and fresh.

I need to get them out of my home becasue i am going to have people staying with me.

you can have them all for free, i live in central london.
they are all in good condition, no horrible marks!

get in touch:
call me on:
zero seven seven six one nine four two six four eight.

please be quick as i need them gone by july!

i will remove this when they are gone so chances are if your reading this they are still available.

Shag

Reply to:[email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-26, 10:29PM BST

Please contact me for your free shag. Females preferred (humans only).

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1190161683

2009-06-10 13:59:58

#15

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6930

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/zip/1205898855.html

Used Ford Windstar 96 Door
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-04, 8:30PM EDT

Windstar 1996-7 front driver's door. Putting out tonight at 414 Macdonough Street 718-774-4394

Who fixed my post?! Downy stop haunting my internets!

Last edited by Superior Mind (2009-06-10 14:01:39)

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2009-06-10 14:05:03

#16

Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6646|Somersetshire

what,

/confused

Did some mod put the quote code into my post or did I? I'm sure I didn't...

2009-06-10 14:10:15

#17

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5823

Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-09, 8:28PM EDT

free dirt for union area only free devilery call 732 567 3402

* Location: union township
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1213886915

Somebody wants to get rid of some dirt.

2009-06-10 14:11:46

#18

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6835|Seattle

Tehremos wrote:
what,

/confused

Did some mod put the quote code into my post or did I? I'm sure I didn't...

Yeah, I've been doing a little house cleaning. I think it's looks better quoted.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-06-10 14:27:46

#19

(T)eflon(S)hadow: R.I.P. Neda; +456|7067|Grapevine, TX

https://images.craigslist.org/3n93p93lfZZZZZZZZZ95c8cb818e26a0f1f17.jpg

wood timbers left over from a house fire
please just come and get the wood and forget about emailing me. it would be good for fire places once you cut it to short length. there are several piles.

Lazy people are lazy. On that note the Auto Pager plug-in for FF is for craigslist, you dont have to click on next page, it simply loads all pages into one long scrolling page

2009-06-10 14:30:43

#20

Fat_Swinub: jaff; +125|6673

Craigs list

Last edited by Fat_Swinub (2009-06-10 14:31:05)

2009-06-10 14:54:44

#21

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|6954|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

Free Horse Manure...come get it

Horse manure, well composted and ready for your garden! Come and get it! With 23 horses, I always make more!
email for details and directions.

Uhh...yeah... Might not be the stupidest but is definately the shittiest.

2009-06-10 15:00:27