blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6638
The obsession with staying youthful has led many to paralyze their faces with toxin and completely alter the face they were given. But the beauty industry offers an even more bizarre way to keep skin soft and supple. Beauty insiders are touting spermine, a powerful antioxidant found in human sperm, as the solution to diminish wrinkles and smooth skin.

Called the Spermine Facial, it consists of slathering synthesized human sperm on your face and then running an ultrasound and infared light over the substance to help it, ahem, penetrate deeper. Townhouse Spa is currently offering this service for $250.(why do that when u can just get ur bf to cum all over ur face much easier )

Studies were conducted that showed that the antioxidant found in human sperm makes your skin softer and less wrinkly. I’ve seen people put some pretty crazy stuff on their face in the name of beauty but this takes the cake. I’m all for piling on the lotions and potions to keep my skin looking its best, but I don’t think I could get over the gross-out factor on this one.


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Would you let your girl get one of those sperm facials? What would you tell your girl if she really wanted to get one?
Would you try the Spermine Facial?  or would you rather hose her down with ur own sperm? What would you do since women are really big into youthful shit?

Last edited by blademaster (2009-06-04 11:31:54)

Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|6836|Reykjavík, Iceland.
Bukkake treatment, yay!
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6466|6 6 4 oh, I forget

I'm up for donating some. Who's first?

https://img192.imageshack.us/img192/8978/av565.gif

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2009-06-04 11:36:12)

presidentsheep
Back to the Fuhrer
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google search went wrong?
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
SamBo:D
Banned
+236|5490|England
So thats why my nan makes me give her a facial every week
Ioan92
Member
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I lol'd
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6614|London, England

SamBo:D wrote:

So thats why my nan makes me give her a facial every week
pics
SamBo:D
Banned
+236|5490|England

Mekstizzle wrote:

SamBo:D wrote:

So thats why my nan makes me give her a facial every week
pics
ill get banned?
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6265
Quick everyone, send this message to your girlfriends!
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6706|Purplicious Wisconsin

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I'm up for donating some. Who's first?

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/8978/av565.gif
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES !!!! MY EYES !!!!!!!!! ASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6638

War Man wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I'm up for donating some. Who's first?

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/8978/av565.gif
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES !!!! MY EYES !!!!!!!!! ASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
war man would u let ur girl get one of those? or one of us can give it to her lol jk
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6466|6 6 4 oh, I forget

War Man wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I'm up for donating some. Who's first?

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/8978/av565.gif
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES !!!! MY EYES !!!!!!!!! ASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
We have a volunteer! Come here with yur purdy mouth and face little boi!
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6706|Purplicious Wisconsin

blademaster wrote:

War Man wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I'm up for donating some. Who's first?

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/8978/av565.gif
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES !!!! MY EYES !!!!!!!!! ASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
war man would u let ur girl get one of those? or one of us can give it to her lol jk
I'd say no to her, but if she was really making a good bribe or just a plain blackmail to me, I'd tell her it's either my sperm or nothing.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|5925|CA
Not news.  I've been preaching this one for years.
Jebus
Looking for my Scooper
+218|5757|Belgium
I'll do it for free.

(Some hawtness required)
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6638

GravyDan wrote:

Not news.  I've been preaching this one for years.
u might of been preaching it but no one was listening to u, now people are listening....
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6625

SamBo:D wrote:

So thats why my nan makes me give her a facial every week
lmao sam u incestuous dickless faggot
blah
macaroni with cheeseeee
+111|5740|Croatia
https://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g76/matej_photos/e79fb141ebef0adabf40985e245b55da.gif

https://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g76/matej_photos/be68b93b617bee5838193eebe16433c9.gif
SamBo:D
Banned
+236|5490|England

Gooners wrote:

SamBo:D wrote:

So thats why my nan makes me give her a facial every week
lmao sam u incestuous dickless faggot
hello
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6666|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

blademaster wrote:

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How ironic?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6666|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SamBo:D wrote:

So thats why my nan makes me give her a facial every week
Do you give her a bed bath aswell?  You know the ol wash the dangly bits down below?

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