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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: will you leave if i say a/s/l?
Stranger: ooohh most definately
You: ok
You: i won't
Stranger: we'll see
You: so how's it going?
Stranger: ooh that's nearly as bad
You: ok
You: what's good?
You: you start
Stranger: aaahhh you took the first step.. and i think working on your own initiative could be good for you
Stranger: come on.. get those grey cells going
You: what are those?
Stranger: my point exactly
You: I sense you are a girl, but i seriously don't care
Stranger: see.. that's ASL via the back door...
You: ok i see
Stranger: and it's strange how all you have to do is not ask asl and be able to string more than one sentence together and everyone assumes you're female
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Stranger: hi asl
You: 21/f/IL
Stranger: fine
Stranger: 19 m poland how are you
You: great
Stranger: whats your name
You: Patricia yours?
Stranger: Marek:)
You: oo sexy name
Stranger: hehe thanks
Stranger: so whats do you like do ?
Stranger: sport?
Stranger: music??
You: video games
Stranger: hehe great
Stranger: what kinds?
You: fps usually
You: i use my brother's account
Stranger: hehe
You: ps3 account i mean
Stranger: so you like a play game
You: yep
Stranger: okey I understand
Stranger: its funny that girl like a ps3
You: it so sexy looking with that black look
Stranger: more girls like a dance ...
You: i like dancing too
You: lap dancing my favorite
Stranger: you practising it ?
You: no
You: not uet
Stranger: okey
You: need someone to practice with
Stranger: okey
Stranger: understnad
Stranger: are you a student
You: just got out of college
Stranger: okey:)
Stranger: after what will you be do ?
You: not sure
You: in the mean time i'll live with my brother
You: but lets not worry about me, how about you?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I like a kickboxing
Stranger: and bodybuilding
You: oo sexy muscles i see
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: yeah:)
Stranger: I like it;)
You: how good are you at sex?
Stranger: maybe you will be a check it
Stranger: because I will be go to US sooon
Stranger: hehehe
You: how about i go to poland?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: if you want to can come to me
You: where shall we meet, and in what city?
Stranger: but I will be go to US soon
You: nah, i want to see europe
You: i love it there
Stranger: Bialystok
Stranger: but Warsaw:)
Stranger: )
Stranger: maybe we can exchange a pic
You: maybe, but you won't be pleased with the results
You: seeing as i'm a guy pretending to be a girl
Stranger: why
Stranger: ;]
Stranger: fuck you
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Stranger: hi
You: Asl
Stranger: 19 f uk
Stranger: u?
You: 57 Male France
Stranger: vive la france
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: god, is that you?
You: You're darn right it is
Stranger: god, i have a major problem and i really need your guidance
You: What can I do for you?
You: Certainly, I'm always here to help
Stranger: god, my boyfriend wants to fuck me tonight but i'm not sure if i should let him.
Stranger: what should i do?
You: Do you love him?
Stranger: yes, god, very much.
You: Well then, what is the problem you have with him fucking you?
You: If you love each other very much, then fucking is just another way to express this
Stranger: i'm afraid it might hurt, god
Stranger: oh, you're just so wise.
You: It might hurt? Is this your first time?
You: I'm not wise, everyone is wise
You: But some people need guidance, and I try my best
Stranger: yes, god. it will be my first time.
You: Well then you might experience some pain if you haven't fucked before
You: Is your boyfriend big?
Stranger: yes, god, he's huge. and, god, i'm new at this sex thing and i don't know how or what to do. could you give me some tips?
You: Well
You: Where do I start
You: You could use some lube
You: That way it won't be as hard to get in
You: And he should take it easy, since it's your first time
Stranger: you're really wise, god. and should i wax down there, god?
You: Yes
You: You should
You: No man likes a hairy beaver, it only just annoys them when they're pleasuring their woman with their face
Stranger: i understand, god.
Stranger: and should i put a car freshner down there so it would taste like pinetrees?
You: Hmm, that's maybe a bit far, just make sure you keep it clean
You: I don't think I'de enjoy it if Mary Magdolin had a pussy that tasted like a fir tree
You: I must tell you though, fucking is highly addictive. Once you've done it a few times, you won't want to stop, especially if your boyfriend is good, and I have faith in him, I have kept tabs on him since I started speaking to you
You: He is a good man
Stranger: thank you so much, god. you're the light of my life. i love you and i'll pray for you to score every night.
You: Thank you, and I shall do likewise. Here's hoping that you enjoy your boyfriend's large member
You: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Stranger: god, is it a sin to have threesomes?
You: God no! Threesomes are one of my favorite ways to build self-esteem
Stranger: i always wanted to fuck with another girl, but i'm not sure about that.
You: My God! I think I have found one of the lost Desciples!
You: My Dear girl! Tell your good man right away that you want to do this, and he will love you forever more
Stranger: you think, god?
Stranger: i will tell him for sure, i trust you.
You: Of course I think my child!
You: Would I ever misguide one of my children?
Stranger: i'm sure you wouldn't, god.
You: Correct
You: But promise me one thing...
Stranger: will you be watching me tonight, god? i'd feel so much better if you were by my side during sex.
You: Make sure you find the most attractive, busty woman you can to partake in this threesome you have planned.
And also, let your boyfriend judge the prospective triolist.
You: Of course I shall be by your side child, I'll be there offering you guidance, you will hear my voice in your ear
You: "breath, breath, tell him it's so good"
You: I'll offer you all the help you need
Stranger: i cannot believe that there's people in this crappy world that think you don't exist!
Stranger: that's a shame.
You: I know, don't worry though, for they are the ones that are smitten with things like Swine flu, that was my latest creation, how did you like that bad boy eh?
You: Got those wetbacks something good for trying to sneak into the Usa
Stranger: god, you're just so smart. i'd fuck you if i could.
Stranger: it's a shame that'd be a sin.
You: Well, you would have to wait for Mary Mags to be out the country, different post codes/zip codes and all
You: Then we could arrange something
You: But for now my child, I must dash, those crazy Viking Gods are having me over for some brewskis tonight, and maybe a bit of bong. We shall see how the night goes.
You: But promise me, when you and your boyfriend get into bed tonight, just pray to me, and I shall come and assist you in your quest
Stranger: but, god, aren't you omnipresent?
You: You are a smart one aren't you?
Stranger: well, thank you.
You: Whilst I'm omnipresent
You: I can't help with tasks such as your's unless I'm giving you my undivided attention
Stranger: i totally understand, god.
Stranger: god, let me ask you another thing...
You: Anything, my child.
Stranger: you're GOD, right? does that means that you have the biggest dick of all?
You: Only in Heaven do I have the biggest dick of all. On Earth, because I'm omnipresent, my being is scattered alll over the place, so I only have tiny, little bits of dick all over the world
Stranger: ohh, i see. so your dick is a reunion of all men's dicks?
You: Spot on. You're really a clever little thing aren't you.
You: But I really must go, Thor just text messaged me saying he had the latest copy of "Heavenly backdoor Angels" on blu-ray, and wants us to watch it on his brand new 110" Samsung HDTV. Lucky bastard.
You: But I'll be right with you
You: When you need me
You: Goodbye for now my child.
Stranger: ok, god. thank you for everything.
Stranger: see ya.
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Last edited by SirSchloppy (2009-05-08 19:39:51)

KuSTaV wrote:

niggers wrote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: supdawg
Stranger: doo fa shizzle ma rizzle nizzle maine
Stranger: cash money strate up dawg
Stranger: g
Stranger: home nigger
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....the fuck?

Shadow893 wrote:

omg is omegle down...

Shadow893 wrote:

War Man wrote:

Shadow893 wrote:

omg is omegle down...

I noticed that last night.

i think i'm getting addicted to it lol

omegle is amazing

AussieReaper wrote:

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: where are u from?
You: good u?
Stranger: france
You: france? fuck that.

*leaves chat

Last edited by Sgt.Davi (2009-05-11 12:46:01)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello
You:
Stranger: whats up dude
You: im not a dude lol
You: dudette maybe
Stranger: my bad
Stranger: whats up dudette
You: lol nm. you?
Stranger: nothin
Stranger: takin a break from studyin all day
You: fun, what are you taking?
Stranger: calculus
Stranger: it sucks
You: have you tried adderall?
Stranger: yea its great
You:
Stranger: how old are you
You: 17
You: you?
Stranger: 19
You: cool. from?
Stranger: virginia
Stranger: you?
You: Im just from a small town in Montana
Stranger: hows that
You: boring lol
Stranger: are you hot?
You: i've been told
Stranger: cool
You: how bout you?
Stranger: ive been told too
You:
Stranger: yea
Stranger: what do you look like
You: im about 5'4, 115, blonde blue eyed; you?
Stranger: 5'10 blonde blue eyed 155
You: that sound like a body i could get close to
Stranger: so does yours
Stranger: do you have big boobs
You: C's lol
Stranger: nice
You: do you have a hard body?
Stranger: yea pretty solid
You: hmm what would happen if i got up against this solid body of yours?
Stranger: well id have to say sex
Stranger: i wanna see some tits
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Stranger: what
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You: hi
Stranger: Hi, I'm searching for English native speakers to improve my language (I'm a male)
You: ok
You: ?
You: sure whatever
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: usa
You: you?
You: hello?
Stranger: Italy
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: Usa
You: hey
Stranger: Which State?
You: wisconsin
You: i used to want to learn italian
You: still do
You: but haven't got around it
Stranger: CAn you speak it?
You: no
You:
Stranger: So I can't improve your Italian
You: unfortunately
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 15-16
You: you?
Stranger: 29
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Last edited by War Man (2009-05-12 11:49:58)

Stranger: I live in china
Stranger: I`m a Chinese
You: A Chinese what?
Stranger: Chineseman