Shocked Russian surgeons find FIR TREE inside lung

2009-04-15 04:06:32

#26

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6770|Noizyland

Pubic wrote:
I wonder if they tried to keep growing the tree after removal..

"We've successfully removed the tree from your lung sir but... I'm afraid we couldn't save the tree."

"No! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Okay what is with this thread and me wanting do do one-man plays?
That would be awesome though, to have a tree that first germinated inside your lung.

[Blinking eyes thing]
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2009-04-15 06:36:12

#27

wensleydale8: Member; +81|6765|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire

maybe it was uroboros?

youll only get me if youve played resi 5 or any resi game really.

Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.

2009-04-15 06:38:42

#28

bennisboy: Member; +829|6642|Poundland

wensleydale8 wrote:
maybe it was uroboros?

youll only get me if youve played resi 5 or any resi game really.

I get you

Also, where did the roots go? Did they like burrow through his lungs? mingin

2009-04-15 06:46:09

#29

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6623|UK

bennisboy wrote:
NooBesT wrote:
Mutantbear wrote:

Hmm I have an underwater breathing idea brb
Sorry to rain on your parade, but photosyntesis needs light as well.
Inhale a light, duh

Alternatively you could find a wife and have a sun. Zing!

2009-04-15 07:09:43

#30

bennisboy: Member; +829|6642|Poundland

liquidat0r wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
NooBesT wrote:

Sorry to rain on your parade, but photosyntesis needs light as well.
Inhale a light, duh
Alternatively you could find a wife and have a sun. Zing!

/facepalm

2009-04-15 07:25:18

#31

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6148|what

bennisboy wrote:
liquidat0r wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
Inhale a light, duh
Alternatively you could find a wife and have a sun. Zing!
/facepalm

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2009-04-15 08:09:03

#32

OmniDeath: ~; +726|6639

Sounds like something from House...

https://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/Omni_Death/dr-house.jpg

2009-04-15 08:29:51

#33

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6574|Columbus, OH

Man With No Name wrote:
real tree man

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11/gr … 50x594.jpg

gawdamit I was looking forward to lunch until I saw this. BAN ALL TREE-PEOPLE IMAGES

2009-04-15 09:16:44

#34

Ecilop Murof: I HOP OUT DA BEEEED..; +167|5775|loves Stimey <3 |

Holy shit

2009-04-15 09:27:35

#35

Bull3t: stephen brule; +83|6297

Wow.

2009-04-15 10:33:24

#36

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6503

Ty wrote:
"Sir we have good news, you do not have Cancer, you have Fir Tree."

"I have what sorry?"

"Fir Tree. Yes it's a very common condition, completely treetable and you'll make a full recovery. Here, inhale this Herbicide."

amirite

2009-04-15 10:50:05

#37

elite.mafia: Banned; +122|6449|USA

Unbelievable!

2009-04-15 10:52:49

#38

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|5932

bennisboy wrote:
liquidat0r wrote:
bennisboy wrote:

Inhale a light, duh
Alternatively you could find a wife and have a sun. Zing!
/facepalm

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2009-04-15 11:13:30

#39

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|6562|England

bennisboy wrote:
Also, where did the roots go? Did they like burrow through his lungs? mingin

Exactly what I was wondering

Im gona think twice before I bite too deeply into an apple and eat the pip in future.

2009-04-15 18:13:31

#40

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|6775|Great Brown North

in Soviet Russia, tree grows you?

2009-04-15 18:15:06

#41

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6464

OmniDeath wrote:
Sounds like something from House...

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/O … -house.jpg

This scenario is too realistic for that show.

2009-04-15 21:03:24

#42

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6521|South Florida

VicktorVauhn wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
On the plus side, the tree was converting more oxygen for him.
HOLY SHIT HE COULD HOLD HIS BREATH FOREVER!!!!

Haha i know, once i thought of it i was like

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-04-15 23:11:01

#43

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6507|Gold Coast

This thread makes me cring FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

I hate shit like this.

noice

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2009-04-15 23:20:33

#44

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6596|132 and Bush

AussieReaper wrote:
On the plus side, the tree was converting more oxygen for him.

You might be on to something here.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-04-16 01:07:29

#45

GAIKIWARRIOR: Judge Death; +64|6739|PERTH WESTERN AUSTRALIA

Best thread i have read for a while , thanks for making me laugh guys

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2009-04-16 03:14:13

#46

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6434|King Of The Islands

Mitch wrote:
VicktorVauhn wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
On the plus side, the tree was converting more oxygen for him.
HOLY SHIT HE COULD HOLD HIS BREATH FOREVER!!!!
Haha i know, once i thought of it i was like

Pretty sure Reaps thought of it.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2009-04-16 03:25:14

#47

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6407|'Murka

CanadianLoser wrote:
Ty wrote:
"Sir we have good news, you do not have Cancer, you have Fir Tree."

"I have what sorry?"

"Fir Tree. Yes it's a very common condition, completely treetable and you'll make a full recovery. Here, inhale this Herbicide."
amirite

Agent Orange ftmfw.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2009-04-16 05:06:57

#48

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6661|NT, like Mick Dundee

He could have been an RL Harold BUT NO THEY HAD TO RUIN IT FEGGITS.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-16 10:18:27

#49

Benzin: Member; +576|5994

krazed wrote:
in Soviet Russia, tree grows you?

hahahahhaha

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