So who sleeps with a gun next to their bed?

2009-04-06 00:28:18

#126

Man With No Name: جندي; +148|5877|The Wild West

baggs wrote:
DonFck wrote:
I just keep handcuffs in a drawer next to my bed, but they're for.. ..other purposes.
Volunteer Police officer?

escape artist

2009-04-06 00:28:46

#127

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6934|Finland

Man With No Name wrote:
baggs wrote:
DonFck wrote:
I just keep handcuffs in a drawer next to my bed, but they're for.. ..other purposes.
Volunteer Police officer?
escape artist

I know some tricks.

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-04-06 00:29:33

#128

Man With No Name: جندي; +148|5877|The Wild West

perhaps youre a locksmith's apprentice and you bring your work home

2009-04-06 00:30:14

#129

baggs: Member; +732|6507

Man With No Name wrote:
perhaps youre a locksmith's apprentice and you bring your work home

Ahh yes thats it! Has to be!

2009-04-06 00:38:28

#130

Zombie_Affair: Amputee's...BOOP; +78|6118|Fattest Country in the world.

I prefer zip-ties...

2009-04-06 00:57:57

#131

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6455|what

DonFck wrote:
Man With No Name wrote:
baggs wrote:
Volunteer Police officer?
escape artist
I know some tricks.

He can pull those hand cuffs out of his ar-hey hey.

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2009-04-06 00:58:57

#132

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|6239

Zombie_Affair wrote:
I prefer zip-ties...

Then a 12 gauge in the face...

No JK

Seriously though guys, if you don't want to kill somebody, or damage them, but instantly incapacitate them: What would be best?

I have no problem with killing, but only if the other guy has a gun. Otherwise I want to temporarily make this guy unable to move.

2009-04-06 01:00:06

#133

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7035|St. Andrews / Oslo

Bradt3hleader wrote:
Zombie_Affair wrote:
I prefer zip-ties...
Then a 12 gauge in the face...

No JK

Seriously though guys, if you don't want to kill somebody, or damage them, but instantly incapacitate them: What would be best?

I have no problem with killing, but only if the other guy has a gun. Otherwise I want to temporarily make this guy unable to move.

surprise buttsecks.

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2009-04-06 01:12:13

#134

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6968|NT, like Mick Dundee

Bradt3hleader wrote:
Zombie_Affair wrote:
I prefer zip-ties...
Then a 12 gauge in the face...

No JK

Seriously though guys, if you don't want to kill somebody, or damage them, but instantly incapacitate them: What would be best?

I have no problem with killing, but only if the other guy has a gun. Otherwise I want to temporarily make this guy unable to move.

Take fist/forehead/palm. Apply to the offender's nose at high-speed.

Go for the nuts.

Hit their ankle with a cricket bat hard enough to shatter it. There's a few. Be inventive.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-06 02:17:36

#135

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7113|Nårvei

I have the remote to my stereo next to my bed ... nothing so cool to scare away a burgler like Slayer on full volume

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2009-04-06 02:41:56

#136

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,817|6409|eXtreme to the maX

I have no problem with killing, but only if the other guy has a gun. Otherwise I want to temporarily make this guy unable to move.

If its dark a high power flashgun will blind most people for >30 seconds.
Plenty long enough for handcuffs/surpise buttsecks/whatever.

Fuck Israel

2009-04-06 09:48:59

#137

Ajax_the_Great1: Dropped on request; +206|6949

AussieReaper wrote:
Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
I sleep with a samurai sword above my bed. Anyone breaks into my house they're getting run through.
Ur doing it wrong.

Samurai swords are more slice and dice weapons.

Not if if it's a replica with a completely dull blade

But the tip is quite sharp for some reason, enough to go right through someone.

2009-04-06 13:14:56

#138

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6881|Columbus, OH

I keep the Dutch-Oven on, every night.

2009-04-06 13:18:29

#139

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5846|Toronto

I have a bottle of maple syrup and an axe. First you make the floor sticky (there is more than one way) so the bad guy is all like "omfg, ma shoes," and then you chop him down lumberjack style in the confusion. Canadian home defense at it's finest.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-04-06 13:27:30

#140

GravyDan: Back from the Grave(y); +768|6235|CA

I have a .45 at at the ready, in case the intruders can get past my attack chimpanzee.

2009-04-06 13:36:20

#141

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6974|UK

Bradt3hleader wrote:
Zombie_Affair wrote:
I prefer zip-ties...
Then a 12 gauge in the face...

No JK

Seriously though guys, if you don't want to kill somebody, or damage them, but instantly incapacitate them: What would be best?

I have no problem with killing, but only if the other guy has a gun. Otherwise I want to temporarily make this guy unable to move.

arn't you like 13 or something....

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2009-04-06 13:36:25

#142

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6900|Seattle

I have a loaded 20 gauge next to my bed Depending on what I'm in the mood for, I change between slugs and 00 buck.

Someday I'll own a 12 gauge... but I have a feeling that the 20 gauge will do between 60-80% hp damage to my opponent. That should be enough to keep him down til the cops show up.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-04-06 13:39:27

#143

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7082|Great Brown North

m3thod wrote:
Bradt3hleader wrote:
Zombie_Affair wrote:
I prefer zip-ties...
Then a 12 gauge in the face...

No JK

Seriously though guys, if you don't want to kill somebody, or damage them, but instantly incapacitate them: What would be best?

I have no problem with killing, but only if the other guy has a gun. Otherwise I want to temporarily make this guy unable to move.
arn't you like 13 or something....

thats what i was thinking

OMFG DOWNY!?!?!?!?!?!?! <3

what kind of 20ga?

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2009-04-06 13:44:55

#144

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6302|Vortex Ring State

Dilbert_X wrote:
I have no problem with killing, but only if the other guy has a gun. Otherwise I want to temporarily make this guy unable to move.
If its dark a high power flashgun will blind most people for >30 seconds.
Plenty long enough for handcuffs/surpise buttsecks/whatever.

Lol rear window style. I used to bring a high power flash to movie theaters... Pissed people off.

2009-04-06 13:45:54

#145

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7064

why would i have a gun next to my bed? or a gun for that matter.

2009-04-06 13:46:41

#146

Roc18: `; +655|6093|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

usmarine wrote:
why would i have a gun next to my bed? or a gun for that matter.

lol

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2009-04-06 13:50:12

#147

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7064

Roc18 wrote:
usmarine wrote:
why would i have a gun next to my bed? or a gun for that matter.
lol

?

2009-04-06 13:51:41

#148

Roc18: `; +655|6093|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

usmarine wrote:
Roc18 wrote:
usmarine wrote:
why would i have a gun next to my bed? or a gun for that matter.
lol
?

Irony

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2009-04-06 13:52:51

#149

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7064

Roc18 wrote:
usmarine wrote:
Roc18 wrote:

lol
?
Irony

huh?

2009-04-06 13:53:35

#150

Roc18: `; +655|6093|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

usmarine wrote:
Roc18 wrote:
usmarine wrote:

?
Irony
huh?

Marine = Doesn't know why he would have a gun. Stop playing stupid

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