I have my script ready:
"FINALLY. Take off your clothes, I already paid by visa"
"FINALLY. Take off your clothes, I already paid by visa"
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Waaaaaaaaaaaa. Harden up m8. Or just move faster.henno13 wrote:
Id sleep with a SIG under my pillow if I could
However thats reduced to a knife on my bedside tableThats the reason why I dont play hurlingOisín | Irishpride wrote:
Jesus mate, every fucken post you make me lol in my pants!FatherTed wrote:
I keep a loaded weapon in my bed.
You know it
E: I've always slept with my Hurl beside my bed. A hurl would always be my #1 choice of a weapon, I'd pick it over a bat or gun anyday.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288 … hurley.jpg
For those that don't know what it's used for:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og-wHmXXx6E&fmt=22
if you get hit with one of those or a slither (ball) luanched from it your fucked
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Light, Long, big handle > Shorter, Heavier, small handle.Flecco wrote:
Mitch m8 you know what you need. Some fucking ninja stars man. Shuriken or w/e they are called. Maybe Cybargs or Lavadisk can teach you to throw them.
Or Superior Mind, cause he's azn too!
Also: Man the fuck up Pissydon and Bevo. Get a cricket bat if you want to do some real damage you nobs.
That's what she said .Bevo wrote:
Light, Long, big handle > Shorter, Heavier, small handle.Flecco wrote:
Mitch m8 you know what you need. Some fucking ninja stars man. Shuriken or w/e they are called. Maybe Cybargs or Lavadisk can teach you to throw them.
Or Superior Mind, cause he's azn too!
Also: Man the fuck up Pissydon and Bevo. Get a cricket bat if you want to do some real damage you nobs.
It's pretty sad when you have a mindless fuck come into your home wanting to steal all of your stuff and willing to hurt you to walk out that door with that prize.Switch wrote:
It's pretty sad when you have to sleep with a gun to feel safe.
I would feel a lot safer with a gun by my side.
What is your obsession with guns, Mitch?
I have a loaded shotgun in my pants 24/7
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6694
I'm not azn.Zombie_Affair wrote:
That's what she said .Bevo wrote:
Light, Long, big handle > Shorter, Heavier, small handle.Flecco wrote:
Mitch m8 you know what you need. Some fucking ninja stars man. Shuriken or w/e they are called. Maybe Cybargs or Lavadisk can teach you to throw them.
Or Superior Mind, cause he's azn too!
Also: Man the fuck up Pissydon and Bevo. Get a cricket bat if you want to do some real damage you nobs.
due to crazy, violent, and strung out druggies looking to steal anything and everything, yes.
i have great faith in both the strength of the door and windows, but i would rather not have them as my only defense against being stabbed to death by a psychotic hobo
and you want buckshot, not slugs. buckshot generally stops or slows drastically in whatever they hit first (like walls) slugs don't. think of your family and neighbours in the case of a poor shot
i have great faith in both the strength of the door and windows, but i would rather not have them as my only defense against being stabbed to death by a psychotic hobo
and you want buckshot, not slugs. buckshot generally stops or slows drastically in whatever they hit first (like walls) slugs don't. think of your family and neighbours in the case of a poor shot
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I should start doing so from now lol get my Beretta 92F
Yeah, slugs are good in terms of stopping power, but they can go through half your house without stopping. Buckshot will kill a man, but it prolly will get stuck in 1 wall, not punch a hole through 3 others.krazed wrote:
due to crazy, violent, and strung out druggies looking to steal anything and everything, yes.
i have great faith in both the strength of the door and windows, but i would rather not have them as my only defense against being stabbed to death by a psychotic hobo
and you want buckshot, not slugs. buckshot generally stops or slows drastically in whatever they hit first (like walls) slugs don't. think of your family and neighbours in the case of a poor shot
And no, I keep a bayonet in my dresser.
i agree.Switch wrote:
It's pretty sad when you have to sleep with a gun to feel safe.
In Denmark, guns are illegal, so I dont even own a gun.
In my opinion, the reason that there is so many shootings in the US is because guns are legal..
God damn lobbyists....
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6694
I have lots of items that can become weapons in the event of a home invasion lying about my room.
-A pile of PVC pipes, some metal poles, a hatchet, a couple of steel helmets, my bass guitar, some empty wine bottles, lifting weights, a leatherman.
-A pile of PVC pipes, some metal poles, a hatchet, a couple of steel helmets, my bass guitar, some empty wine bottles, lifting weights, a leatherman.
But what about a zombie invasion?Superior Mind wrote:
I have lots of items that can become weapons in the event of a home invasion lying about my room.
-A pile of PVC pipes, some metal poles, a hatchet, a couple of steel helmets, my bass guitar, some empty wine bottles, lifting weights, a leatherman.
Fistfights's never been so much funfermatx wrote:
But what about a zombie invasion?Superior Mind wrote:
I have lots of items that can become weapons in the event of a home invasion lying about my room.
-A pile of PVC pipes, some metal poles, a hatchet, a couple of steel helmets, my bass guitar, some empty wine bottles, lifting weights, a leatherman.
liesMitch wrote:
I have a Mossberg 500 shotty next to my bed for home defense.
I've noticed i haven't had a bad dream since i've had it in my room.
Fuck dream-catchers, stomp out the fear at its roots.
No monster/alien is gunna appreciate a 20g slug to the face.
pics or it didn't happen
No, thank god for that.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
I wonder which one would hurt more eh? Don't play stupid...Cybargs wrote:
You got a 6 pack I got a six pecks.Bradt3hleader wrote:
Yes then he pulls his .357 magnum. What will you do then? Do a cool muscle stretching pose? ohhhh that will scare him!Hakei wrote:
The last time someone tried to steal from my house, I took my shirt off and simply looked at him. It was pretty funny, he dropped all the shit he was stealing and ran.
Being built > Guns, sissy Americans.
Better ask yourself, "Do you feel lucky punk"? Trigger happy FTW, love that part!
Don't have one, but in the future would love a tranquilizer gun with a tasergun by my bed. Less messy and gives a possibly confused guy a second chance in life.
EDIT: Also decreases my chances to going to jail while using my right to protect myself.
EDIT: Also decreases my chances to going to jail while using my right to protect myself.
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That's why I rob you almost every day.Sup wrote:
I have a loaded shotgun in my pants 24/7
main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg
I sleep with a samurai sword above my bed. Anyone breaks into my house they're getting run through.
Ur doing it wrong.Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
I sleep with a samurai sword above my bed. Anyone breaks into my house they're getting run through.
Samurai swords are more slice and dice weapons.
I just keep handcuffs in a drawer next to my bed, but they're for.. ..other purposes.
I need around tree fiddy.
Volunteer Police officer?DonFck wrote:
I just keep handcuffs in a drawer next to my bed, but they're for.. ..other purposes.