lolgnot<3 wrote:
Punisher: War Zone
what can I say? It was awsm
even tho it did terrible in the box office, only pulling in 10 million and production being 35 mill.
We can blame The Punisher from 2004 for that. Hopefully the DVD sales are good
I'm hoping for a sequel, but I doubt it.
Overall 10/10
I Will Walk Like a Crazy Horse
-10/10
Worst film I have ever seen and will ever see. Don't believe me then you go see it. Apparently about a man who flees the authorities after killing his mother by wearing a scary mask and having sex with her who finds a man who lives in the desert eating sand and talking to animals. Together they go back into civilisation, kill a hooker, first guy puts on his mother's lingerie, go to a church, (where the sand-eating guy manages to offend the population by helping the Jesus figure or bringing him back to life, I don't fucking know,) get stripped naked, thrown in a giant plastic ball and rolled down a hill. Sand-eater marries some chick, sticks a flower in her bum and eats it, (the flower with.. uh... brown coating the stem,) chick turns out NOT to be a chick, (penis alert,) and disappears for some reason leaving people wondering why the fuck we had to sit through the flower scene. First guy gets shot and dies but makes the sand-eating guy promise to eat him. Sand-eater takes him back to the desert and does just that. After the meal is over the sand-eater morphs into the first guy.
Throughout this film there are weird cutaways like a chick being tied to a tree, raped and getting her tongue bitten out, a naked chick climbing a ladder to embrace a skeleton hanging from a rope... look it's just the most infuriatingly fucked-up movie ever. Pretentious, confusing, irritating - all this and more. My review in one line:
WHAT! THE! FUCKING! FUCK!?!?
-10/10
Worst film I have ever seen and will ever see. Don't believe me then you go see it. Apparently about a man who flees the authorities after killing his mother by wearing a scary mask and having sex with her who finds a man who lives in the desert eating sand and talking to animals. Together they go back into civilisation, kill a hooker, first guy puts on his mother's lingerie, go to a church, (where the sand-eating guy manages to offend the population by helping the Jesus figure or bringing him back to life, I don't fucking know,) get stripped naked, thrown in a giant plastic ball and rolled down a hill. Sand-eater marries some chick, sticks a flower in her bum and eats it, (the flower with.. uh... brown coating the stem,) chick turns out NOT to be a chick, (penis alert,) and disappears for some reason leaving people wondering why the fuck we had to sit through the flower scene. First guy gets shot and dies but makes the sand-eating guy promise to eat him. Sand-eater takes him back to the desert and does just that. After the meal is over the sand-eater morphs into the first guy.
Throughout this film there are weird cutaways like a chick being tied to a tree, raped and getting her tongue bitten out, a naked chick climbing a ladder to embrace a skeleton hanging from a rope... look it's just the most infuriatingly fucked-up movie ever. Pretentious, confusing, irritating - all this and more. My review in one line:
WHAT! THE! FUCKING! FUCK!?!?
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Lmao, I checked on IMDB and it's actually got some really good user reviews...Ty wrote:
I Will Walk Like a Crazy Horse
-10/10
Worst film I have ever seen and will ever see. Don't believe me then you go see it. Apparently about a man who flees the authorities after killing his mother by wearing a scary mask and having sex with her who finds a man who lives in the desert eating sand and talking to animals. Together they go back into civilisation, kill a hooker, first guy puts on his mother's lingerie, go to a church, (where the sand-eating guy manages to offend the population by helping the Jesus figure or bringing him back to life, I don't fucking know,) get stripped naked, thrown in a giant plastic ball and rolled down a hill. Sand-eater marries some chick, sticks a flower in her bum and eats it, (the flower with.. uh... brown coating the stem,) chick turns out NOT to be a chick, (penis alert,) and disappears for some reason leaving people wondering why the fuck we had to sit through the flower scene. First guy gets shot and dies but makes the sand-eating guy promise to eat him. Sand-eater takes him back to the desert and does just that. After the meal is over the sand-eater morphs into the first guy.
Throughout this film there are weird cutaways like a chick being tied to a tree, raped and getting her tongue bitten out, a naked chick climbing a ladder to embrace a skeleton hanging from a rope... look it's just the most infuriatingly fucked-up movie ever. Pretentious, confusing, irritating - all this and more. My review in one line:
WHAT! THE! FUCKING! FUCK!?!?
Yeah I know, what the fuck is up with that??
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Watchmen 5/10
It was fucking boring, the fight scenes were ok, but Sin City was a better movie.
It was fucking boring, the fight scenes were ok, but Sin City was a better movie.
Watchmen.
All my friends hated it but i found it was so awesome. They though i was nuts. 9/10
All my friends hated it but i found it was so awesome. They though i was nuts. 9/10
Is it French, I swear I have heard something about it before on here..Ty wrote:
I Will Walk Like a Crazy Horse
-10/10
Worst film I have ever seen and will ever see. Don't believe me then you go see it. Apparently about a man who flees the authorities after killing his mother by wearing a scary mask and having sex with her who finds a man who lives in the desert eating sand and talking to animals. Together they go back into civilisation, kill a hooker, first guy puts on his mother's lingerie, go to a church, (where the sand-eating guy manages to offend the population by helping the Jesus figure or bringing him back to life, I don't fucking know,) get stripped naked, thrown in a giant plastic ball and rolled down a hill. Sand-eater marries some chick, sticks a flower in her bum and eats it, (the flower with.. uh... brown coating the stem,) chick turns out NOT to be a chick, (penis alert,) and disappears for some reason leaving people wondering why the fuck we had to sit through the flower scene. First guy gets shot and dies but makes the sand-eating guy promise to eat him. Sand-eater takes him back to the desert and does just that. After the meal is over the sand-eater morphs into the first guy.
Throughout this film there are weird cutaways like a chick being tied to a tree, raped and getting her tongue bitten out, a naked chick climbing a ladder to embrace a skeleton hanging from a rope... look it's just the most infuriatingly fucked-up movie ever. Pretentious, confusing, irritating - all this and more. My review in one line:
WHAT! THE! FUCKING! FUCK!?!?
I may have ranted about it before, even in this thread maybe. I'm forgetful. It is a French film.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, here it is.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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You saw it twice? In the last thing I saw of it (last year) it was just as bad an weird.Ty wrote:
I may have ranted about it before, even in this thread maybe. I'm forgetful. It is a French film.
Nah I didn't see it twice, I just wanted to rant about it on Bf2s.com twice. I'm kind of hinting that I want some poor soul to get curious enough about it to watch it. You can watch the church scene with the weird plastic ball on YouTube anyway.
Obviously I obsess over this film, it's just so fucking bad.
Obviously I obsess over this film, it's just so fucking bad.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Not as bad as Death Racers. Death Race on the other hand was an 8.5/10Ty wrote:
Nah I didn't see it twice, I just wanted to rant about it on Bf2s.com twice. I'm kind of hinting that I want some poor soul to get curious enough about it to watch it. You can watch the church scene with the weird plastic ball on YouTube anyway.
Obviously I obsess over this film, it's just so fucking bad.
Harold & Kumar go to White Castle. Why you ask? Because it was playing on comedy central while I was working at home... couldn't be bothered to find the remote.
Swallow a handful of razorblades. It will be less painful
Swallow a handful of razorblades. It will be less painful
Xbone Stormsurgezz
You speak blasphemy! Bad Kerry, so not extreme!Kmarion wrote:
Harold & Kumar go to White Castle. Why you ask? Because it was playing on comedy central while I was working at home... couldn't be bothered to find the remote.
Swallow a handful of razorblades. It will be less painful
Kmarion wrote:
Harold & Kumar go to White Castle. Why you ask? Because it was playing on comedy central while I was working at home... couldn't be bothered to find the remote.
Swallow a handful of razorblades. It will be less painful
Sounds fucking awesome, must see!!Ty wrote:
I Will Walk Like a Crazy Horse
-10/10
Worst film I have ever seen and will ever see. Don't believe me then you go see it. Apparently about a man who flees the authorities after killing his mother by wearing a scary mask and having sex with her who finds a man who lives in the desert eating sand and talking to animals. Together they go back into civilisation, kill a hooker, first guy puts on his mother's lingerie, go to a church, (where the sand-eating guy manages to offend the population by helping the Jesus figure or bringing him back to life, I don't fucking know,) get stripped naked, thrown in a giant plastic ball and rolled down a hill. Sand-eater marries some chick, sticks a flower in her bum and eats it, (the flower with.. uh... brown coating the stem,) chick turns out NOT to be a chick, (penis alert,) and disappears for some reason leaving people wondering why the fuck we had to sit through the flower scene. First guy gets shot and dies but makes the sand-eating guy promise to eat him. Sand-eater takes him back to the desert and does just that. After the meal is over the sand-eater morphs into the first guy.
Throughout this film there are weird cutaways like a chick being tied to a tree, raped and getting her tongue bitten out, a naked chick climbing a ladder to embrace a skeleton hanging from a rope... look it's just the most infuriatingly fucked-up movie ever. Pretentious, confusing, irritating - all this and more. My review in one line:
WHAT! THE! FUCKING! FUCK!?!?
Yes Man - 5/10 (Bit predictable and a bit cliche but not too bad for what its trying to do)
10,000 BC - 2/10 (ohh the historical inaccuracies and complete randomness makes it more comedic then anything else, only watch while stoned/Drunk)
Knocked up - 5/10 (average, nothing special... worth watching but not worth paying for)
You best be trollin' niggaKmarion wrote:
Harold & Kumar go to White Castle. Why you ask? Because it was playing on comedy central while I was working at home... couldn't be bothered to find the remote.
Swallow a handful of razorblades. It will be less painful
GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!Kmarion wrote:
Harold & Kumar go to White Castle. Why you ask? Because it was playing on comedy central while I was working at home... couldn't be bothered to find the remote.
Swallow a handful of razorblades. It will be less painful
Body of lies : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
12 rounds....................... B
Yes Man the book > Yes Man the film tbh.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Slumdog Millionaire 8/10
good movie, not the best for my taste.
good movie, not the best for my taste.
30 Days of Night 6/10
I normally don't dig vampire movies, but this movie had some nice entertainment value. The vampires weren't of the civilized, "let's have a discussion about the meaning of life before I gently suckle your blood"-type. No, they were feral and merciless (although some looked retarded, like the bald one). It had decent photography, with an excellent top down scene. Acting was mediocre, none of them really showed despair despite being trapped and surrounded by a horde of vampires. Some nice effects, some cheesy CGI but it got the job done. The ending was pretty lame, trying to shovel a sense of romanticism down the viewers throat.
Conclusion: Flawed? Yes. Entertaining? Certainly.
I normally don't dig vampire movies, but this movie had some nice entertainment value. The vampires weren't of the civilized, "let's have a discussion about the meaning of life before I gently suckle your blood"-type. No, they were feral and merciless (although some looked retarded, like the bald one). It had decent photography, with an excellent top down scene. Acting was mediocre, none of them really showed despair despite being trapped and surrounded by a horde of vampires. Some nice effects, some cheesy CGI but it got the job done. The ending was pretty lame, trying to shovel a sense of romanticism down the viewers throat.
Conclusion: Flawed? Yes. Entertaining? Certainly.
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas 10/10
WOW!!! my heart stopped at the end...I knew it was coming when he crossed the fence, but seeing it like I did shocked me. watch it!
WOW!!! my heart stopped at the end...I knew it was coming when he crossed the fence, but seeing it like I did shocked me. watch it!
Taken 9/10 I enjoyed it as it had a lot of action without sacrificing the plot. Go see it.
Knowing
6/10
6/10
It's ok, bf2s, this guy is an old man, he wouldn't understand it anywayKmarion wrote:
Harold & Kumar go to White Castle. Why you ask? Because it was playing on comedy central while I was working at home... couldn't be bothered to find the remote.
Swallow a handful of razorblades. It will be less painful
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