BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES! Eliyzabeth Anderso

2009-02-25 11:39:13

#1

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6189|Winland

BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!! by: Eliyzabeth Anderson

http://www.amazon.com/CONTROL-CHRISTIAN … _sa_edpp_i

Defies words.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-02-25 11:40:55

#2

CrazeD: Member; +368|6665|Maine

Stupid Catholics.

2009-02-25 11:41:01

#3

JoshP: Banned; +176|5681|Notts, UK

just...... wat

also nice price bro

2009-02-25 11:41:11

#4

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6560|NYC / Hamburg

Needs more caps

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2009-02-25 11:45:48

#5

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6463

naice englisch

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2009-02-25 11:49:06

#6

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5780|Catherine Black

One hundred and thirty five fucking dollars...

fuck that shit yo.

2009-02-25 11:53:53

#7

Wreckognize: Member; +294|6477

at the reviews

2009-02-25 11:54:36

#8

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6346|West NY

tag...
fap fap fap

2009-02-25 11:57:44

#9

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5780|Catherine Black

Wreckognize wrote:
at the reviews

That's right kids.

Don't be doing the sex thing.

But if you are be doing the sex thing, don't be taking no pills or putting no rubber things on your ding dong to prevent god's babies.

After all, we need more crazy people to write more nonsense like this.

2009-02-25 12:01:27

#10

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6517|South Florida

Yes, because DYING A HORRIBLE PAINFUL UNCURABLE DEATH OF AIDS is a much better choice than forsaking god.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-02-25 12:01:33

#11

gnot<3: Leave blank to use forum default.; +45|5547

Finray wrote:
That's right kids.

Don't be doing the sex thing.

But if you are be doing the sex thing, don't be taking no pills or putting no rubber things on your ding dong to prevent god's babies.

After all, we need more crazy people to write more nonsense like this.

you won teh internetz

2009-02-25 12:56:29

#12

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6341|Belfast

A 648 page paperback for $135?? HOLY FUCK
I got Rainbow Six (well over 1000 pages) for $5

She should go fuck herself
oh wait....

Product Description

THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD; & *CHRIST JESUS. THIS BOOK IS GODS HOLYSPIRIT VOICE: THE CALL FOR ALL CHRISTIANS & CHURCHES TO REPENT FROM ALL THEIR SINS: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS. BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH WITH SPIRITUAL WHOREDOM & FALSE WORSHIP. RESULTING IN THE PERSECUTIONS: AGAINST THE HOLY PEOPLE. THIS BOOK MAY BE REVISED: BECAUSE OF COMPUTER DICTATORS: MANY WORDS IN THIS BOOK: MADE HAVE BEEN CHANGED: TO>>DISCREDIT: THE AUTHOR. BUT IN TRUTH: I AM A HOLYSPIRIT CHOSEN ANOINTED DISCIPLE FOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS. EVEN FOR JEWS, MUSLIMS & GENTILE SINNERS. MANY PEOPLE WILL LEARN HOW TO> BECOME REAL BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN: THROUGH THIS HOLYSPIRIT BOOK & THROUGH THE PROTECTION & SUPPORT OF MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE!! JOHN 3 & 15. ALL NATIONS WILL OVER COME THE SINS OF BIRTH CONTROL. *BECAUSE HOLY DOMINIONSHIP IS ONE OF THE FIRST COMMANDMENT IN GENESIS 1;26-31. ALL BELIEVERS: WILL COME TO A HOLY VOW OF REPENTANCE: THROUGH GODS RESTORATION & THROUGH GODS ADOPTION VOWS. YES!! THE KINGDOM OF GOD & HEAVEN!! IS AT HAND!! FOR ALL WHO BELIEVE IN THE ONE CREATOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS OUR HOLYSPIRIT ETERNAL LIFE SAVIOR: SURELY YOUR NAMES WILL BE WRITTEN IN THE LAMBS BOOK OF LIFE!! *WHEN YOU SUPPORT & PROTECT MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE. WE ARE BRANCHES >JOHN 15 MY WEBSITE: http://groups.msn.com/ChristianPowerHea … lREMEMBER: GOD HAS MADE ME A HOLYSPIRIT VOICE FOR THE BRIDE OF GOD & CHRIST JESUS IN 1996 GOD TOLD ME TO TEACH THE GOSPEL ON CABLE TELEVISION IN TUCSON ARIZONA. *CONCERNING THE SINS OF THE CHURCHES: & CONCERNING THE>LACK OF GIVING TO THE POOR & ORPHANS: CHRISTIAN CHURCHES SHOULD: BUILD MORE:> WATER WELLS: & BUILD LOW INCOME HOUSINGS: MATTHEW 25 & ISAIAH 61

About the Author

MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG IS A CHRISTIAN EVANGELIST SPEAKER: AND A CHRISTIAN HOLY BIBLE WRITER/TEACHER: CHOSEN AND CALLED BY THE HOLYSPIRIT GOD: MS. ELIYZABETH STARTED TWO CHRISTIAN CABLE TELEVISION PRODUCTIONS IN 1996: CALLED: CHRISTIAN POWER! HEALTH PROSPERITY AND SOUL!! AND > ALSO A: > TEENAGER AND KIDS TELEVISION PRODUCTION CALLED:> CHILDREN RAISED IN THE LOVE OF JESUS. *SHE ALSO STARTED A CHRISTIAN BASE MILITARY CHRISTIAN BOOKSTORES AND MALL CART BUSINESS DURING IN 1991. ALL THREE CHRISTIAN MINISTRIES ARE > NOW ONLINE CHRISTIAN WEBSITES UNDER THE NAMES: http://christianpowerbookstores.spreadtheword.com/ **http://group.msn.com/ChristianPowerHealthProsperityAndSoul ALSO>http://groups.msn.com/ChildrenRaisedInTheLoveOfJesus *MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG: ALSO HAS A 1ST DEGREE BLACK BELT IN TAEJUKENPO KARATE: SHE STARTED A KIDS & TEEN: KARATE MEMBERSHIP & TV CLUB: CALLED: KARATE PLAY: IN 1996-2000: SHE IS NOW: STARTING: RECREATION CITY KARATE CLASSES IN TUCSON ARIZONA: WITH GOALS TO OFFER PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP KARATE CLUB CLASSES. MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG-ANDERSON: ALSO PETITION FOR THE MAYOR SEAT IN TUCSON ARIZONA IN 1998. BECAUSE OF ORGANIZED CRIMES, POLICTICAL RACISM AND CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION AGAINST ELIYZABETH: HOLYSPIRIT EVANGELIST LIFE: IN THE PAST 10 YEARS: GOD HAS DIRECTED MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG-ANDERSON: TO WRITE THIS BOOK OF REMEMBRANCE, AND THIS BOOK OF REPENTANCE: TO HELP SAVE THE WORLD: THROUGH GOD AND CHRIST JESUS: IF YOU BELEIVE: YOU CAN RECIEVE JOHN 3:3-16. *REMEMBERING: MATTHEW 4:17-26: JESUS SAID: REPENT! THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND: **COME AND FOLLOW ME: AND I WILL MAKE YOU FISHERS OF MEN!! MY FIRST CHRISTIAN BOOK IS DIRECTED BY GOD: AND THE TRUE CALL TO ETERNAL LIFE SALVATION IS IN IT: GIVEN TO ME FROM: EMMANUEL CHRIST JESUS: > JESUS SAID: JOHN 14:15-16 If ye love me, keep my commandments.

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2009-02-25 13:13:23

#13

Ioan92: Member; +337|5715

Stupidity and ignorance is bliss these days....

2009-02-25 13:19:21

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OrangeHound: Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...; +1,335|6642|Washington DC

CrazeD wrote:
Stupid Catholics.

I don't think she's Catholic.

I think she's part of the Christian Prosperity movement (Word Faith) ... and, if you purchase this book at $135 then you'll be adding to her prosperity.

2009-02-25 13:27:39

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Catbox: forgiveness; +505|6708

2 questions.... how did you find this link to this book and why do you care about some wacky lady and her warped views...lol?

Love is the answer

2009-02-25 13:36:55

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Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6189|Winland

[TUF]Catbox wrote:
2 questions.... how did you find this link to this book and why do you care about some wacky lady and her warped views...lol?

1. IRC.
2. Because it's fucking hilarious.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-02-25 15:50:12

#17

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6278|eng

Because Life Is Better In Capital Letters.

#rekt

2009-02-25 15:53:52

#18

baggs: Member; +732|6197

Words are more important when spelt in CAPS and especially when an American does so......

2009-02-25 15:58:14

#19

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6569|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

She dont get it, Even on cruise control you still have to steer...i can see she forgot step 2 right thar.

2009-02-25 16:02:23

#20

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5578

I could have sworn that the Catholic Church said birth control is alright if you are married to the person.

2009-02-25 17:07:09

#21

Narupug: Fodder Mostly; +150|5589|Vacationland

Mitch wrote:
Yes, because DYING A HORRIBLE PAINFUL UNCURABLE DEATH OF AIDS is a much better choice than forsaking god.

Yeah , does the person who wrote that book wanna put us in an even bigger down turn because we would have to put all of those kids through school with our tax dollars

Last edited by Narupug (2009-02-25 17:07:45)

2009-02-25 17:38:39

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CrazeD: Member; +368|6665|Maine

OrangeHound wrote:
CrazeD wrote:
Stupid Catholics.
I don't think she's Catholic.

I think she's part of the Christian Prosperity movement (Word Faith) ... and, if you purchase this book at $135 then you'll be adding to her prosperity.

Well, she believes what Catholics do... ie: no birth control.

2009-02-25 17:38:58

#23

The#1Spot: Member; +105|6532|byah

So taking tax payers money is not a sin?

2009-02-25 17:39:35

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usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6754

CrazeD wrote:
Stupid Catholics.

you cant talk about muslims like that. racist. bigot.

o wait.............nvm

2009-02-26 00:23:17

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Spark: liquid fluoride thorium reactor; +874|6667|Canberra, AUS

https://www.ihatethecapslockkey.com/capslockdemotivate.jpg

is all I can say.

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