LividBovine
The Year of the Cow!
+175|6625|MN
How'd they taste?  Like goose?
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topthrill05
Member
+125|6823|Rochester NY USA
With the sweet western city life I live I simply wouldn't have the heart to cut its head off.

To each their own as long as I don't see it.
BVC
Member
+325|6940

Diesel_dyk wrote:

Decapitation can stop the heart and the blood can affect the taste of the meat. but that might be TMI for some who frequent the grocer.
I plan to shoot some of these when I visit my grandmother next, thanks for the info _b  I was thinking maybe a stuffing made with bread, dried apricots, red wine and rosemary...sound alright?
san4
The Mas
+311|6933|NYC, a place to live
Am I allowed to bite the head off or do I have to use the saw?
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5830

Hmm my morality thread is now a thread about the taste of swan and meal preparation methods. I really didn't foresee this turn of events.
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6692|Chicago, IL

Macbeth wrote:

Hmm my morality thread is now a thread about the taste of swan and meal preparation methods. I really didn't foresee this turn of events.
We're just being honest here, we've all eaten chicken, turkey, and probably duck, so whats a swan or two?
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6894

Macbeth wrote:

Hmm my morality thread is now a thread about the taste of swan and meal preparation methods. I really didn't foresee this turn of events.
Really, you didn't? I suppose had I put money on it I would have guess it'd end up at Israel.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6745|so randum

ghettoperson wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

Hmm my morality thread is now a thread about the taste of swan and meal preparation methods. I really didn't foresee this turn of events.
Really, you didn't? I suppose had I put money on it I would have guess it'd end up at Israel.
either

Muslims
Obama
Israel
Liberals

Swans is a new, welcome development.

More threads about swans i say!
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GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6177|CA
Depends if it's a liberal, Muslim, or Jewish swan.  Sliding scale.
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6738|N. Ireland

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

People who eat meat saying you wouldnt do it, you guys are hypocrits.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5946|College Park, MD

kylef wrote:

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

People who eat meat saying you wouldnt do it, you guys are hypocrits.
It's not necessarily a matter of hypocrisy, it's more of whether I could stomach decapitating a creature. I probably wouldn't have much of a problem simply shooting the bird, but to hold it down and cut its fucking head off? That's pretty damned gruesome.

If I could bring myself to do it, enough money to live comfortably for at least 10 years if not more. And enough to afford some therapy, because it'd be hard to shake that out of my conscience.
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Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5830

Ok then how about an animal you can't eat? How much would somebody have to pay you in order for you to kill a frog with a hammer?
This frog
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/L_tyleri.jpg
With this hammer
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Framing_hammer.jpg
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7055|Nårvei

What's this obcession with killing animals with tools?
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6692|Chicago, IL

Macbeth wrote:

Ok then how about an animal you can't eat? How much would somebody have to pay you in order for you to kill a frog with a hammer?
This frog
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … tyleri.jpg
With this hammer
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c … hammer.jpg
can I keep the frog and kill the man with the hammer?
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7001|Scotland

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

tbh you're a prick if you do it for a small sum, and a hypocrite if you do it for a large sum.
What happens if you do it for free?

It's a stupid fucking swan. They bite, they are agressive, they are COMPLETELY useless to us, they do nothing but look nice and they can break your arm with their beak.

I say kill 10 for free.
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6650|North Carolina
I'll pass on killing the frog.  Frogs are kind of cool, and they're mostly endangered already.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5830

Varegg wrote:

What's this obcession with killing animals with tools?
Well it was at first a question of how much would it take for you to give up your morals and kill an innocent animals. But people thought into it and started thinking "hey I can eat this swan". Damned economy.
So now I need a cute animal and a brutal way of killing it. So we could get back to the whole giving up your morals thing. Since after several strikes with a hammer you could not find anything on the frog to eat.
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7055|Nårvei

Macbeth wrote:

Varegg wrote:

What's this obcession with killing animals with tools?
Well it was at first a question of how much would it take for you to give up your morals and kill an innocent animals. But people thought into it and started thinking "hey I can eat this swan". Damned economy.
So now I need a cute animal and a brutal way of killing it. So we could get back to the whole giving up your morals thing. Since after several strikes with a hammer you could not find anything on the frog to eat.
Okay ...

How much would you pay to kill these
https://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/adorable-puppies.jpg

With this
https://www.shadowlandtoys.com/catalog/images/Texas%20Chainsaw%20Replica.jpg
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7001|Scotland

Macbeth wrote:

Varegg wrote:

What's this obcession with killing animals with tools?
Well it was at first a question of how much would it take for you to give up your morals and kill an innocent animals. But people thought into it and started thinking "hey I can eat this swan". Damned economy.
So now I need a cute animal and a brutal way of killing it. So we could get back to the whole giving up your morals thing. Since after several strikes with a hammer you could not find anything on the frog to eat.
Great pick on the swan.....

Morals on INNOCENT animals? Where does all this innocent bullshit come from when you look at an animal? Just because it's an animal has nothing to do with its innocence. In addition to that, who the fuck cares if it's innocent or guilty. It's a damn animal.

Am I supposed to go "Awwwwwwwwww, look at that cute swan.... I couldn't kill it." ?

Fuck that. It's a swan. First thought "useless". Second thought "aggressive". Third thought? "Lets punch it in the stomach and chase it with a hammer."

Same applies to most animals. Yes, when it comes down to this, I have no morals. If a swan, one day, saves my life, I may look more lightly on it's case of "innocence".
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5830

Varegg wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

Varegg wrote:

What's this obcession with killing animals with tools?
Well it was at first a question of how much would it take for you to give up your morals and kill an innocent animals. But people thought into it and started thinking "hey I can eat this swan". Damned economy.
So now I need a cute animal and a brutal way of killing it. So we could get back to the whole giving up your morals thing. Since after several strikes with a hammer you could not find anything on the frog to eat.
Okay ...

How much would you pay to kill these
http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myima … uppies.jpg

With this
http://www.shadowlandtoys.com/catalog/i … eplica.jpg
Why would I pay to kill dogs with a chainsaw.

Zimmer wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

Varegg wrote:

What's this obcession with killing animals with tools?
Well it was at first a question of how much would it take for you to give up your morals and kill an innocent animals. But people thought into it and started thinking "hey I can eat this swan". Damned economy.
So now I need a cute animal and a brutal way of killing it. So we could get back to the whole giving up your morals thing. Since after several strikes with a hammer you could not find anything on the frog to eat.
Great pick on the swan.....

Morals on INNOCENT animals? Where does all this innocent bullshit come from when you look at an animal? Just because it's an animal has nothing to do with its innocence. In addition to that, who the fuck cares if it's innocent or guilty. It's a damn animal.

Am I supposed to go "Awwwwwwwwww, look at that cute swan.... I couldn't kill it." ?

Fuck that. It's a swan. First thought "useless". Second thought "aggressive". Third thought? "Lets punch it in the stomach and chase it with a hammer."

Same applies to most animals. Yes, when it comes down to this, I have no morals. If a swan, one day, saves my life, I may look more lightly on it's case of "innocence".
Ok. Wow.
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7055|Nårvei

Why would you not pay to kill annoying puppies with a chainsaw?

What if I throw in a helicopter? ... killing puppies with a chainsaw from a helicopter, I know I would pay to do that ...
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m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6916|UK
ATG commited animal genocide when he was a kid, if you want tips ask him.
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Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6713

Varegg wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

Varegg wrote:

What's this obcession with killing animals with tools?
Well it was at first a question of how much would it take for you to give up your morals and kill an innocent animals. But people thought into it and started thinking "hey I can eat this swan". Damned economy.
So now I need a cute animal and a brutal way of killing it. So we could get back to the whole giving up your morals thing. Since after several strikes with a hammer you could not find anything on the frog to eat.
Okay ...

How much would you pay to kill these
http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myima … uppies.jpg

With this
http://www.shadowlandtoys.com/catalog/i … eplica.jpg
I would pay YOU to be allowed to chainsaw puppies.

I really hate cute animals.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,979|6877|949

kylef wrote:

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

People who eat meat saying you wouldnt do it, you guys are hypocrits.
Yes because swans are raised and bred for the specific purpose of feeding people in facilities that are vastly regulated.  This question exists in a vaccuum of thought and rationale where simple statements can apply unequivocally. 

Good one chief.
13rin
Member
+977|6724

Varegg wrote:

Why would you not pay to kill annoying puppies with a chainsaw?

What if I throw in a helicopter? ... killing puppies with a chainsaw from a helicopter, I know I would pay to do that ...
Wood chipper, Fargo style.
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