blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6949
One woman has been hospitalized with serious injuries to her face, neck and hands after a pet chimpanzee attacked her at a friend's home in Stamford, Connecticut.

The victim, in her 50s, had just arrived at her friend's house when the chimp, named Travis, became irate and attacked, according to Stamford Police Capt. Rich Conklin.

Travis' caretaker tried to pull the primate off her friend but was unsuccessful. She then called 911 before grabbing a butcher knife and stabbing the chimp.

Stamford police shot the chimp multiple times when he ripped off a side mirror and tried to enter a police cruiser, Conklin said. Travis returned to the house and died inside.

Conklin estimated Travis to be in his 20s, weighing close to 200 pounds.

The police captain also said this isn't the first interaction his officers have had with Travis -- the chimp escaped in 2003 and "wreaked havoc" on the streets of Stamford for a couple of hours.

pics here
Phatmatt
Vroom Vroom
+298|6492|Canada

She probably had crackers in her pockets.
TravisC555
Member
+118|6523|Cox Convention Center, OK
wtf at the name of the chimp
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6841|Long Island, New York
Stamford police shot the chimp multiple times when he ripped off a side mirror and tried to enter a police cruiser, Conklin said. Travis returned to the house and died inside.
That's some GTA shit yo.
SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
+394|6790|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)
She had blueberries in her pockets. It drove him to a rage trying to get them.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|6943|Your moms bedroom
200lb monkey? Damn thats huge
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6456|what

Poseidon wrote:

Stamford police shot the chimp multiple times when he ripped off a side mirror and tried to enter a police cruiser, Conklin said. Travis returned to the house and died inside.
That's some GTA shit yo.
I was thinking that.

If it had been a bear they would've sent a special task force of guys to tranquillise it and then release it into the wild or a zoo somewhere.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
firebolt5
Member
+114|6459

blademaster wrote:

...  pet chimpanzee...
There's the problem...
Choclot
Member
+21|6846
In the same article:

" In 2005, a different chimp escaped from California's Animal Haven Ranch and chewed off a man's nose and genitals."

OMGLOLBBQ
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|5988|SQUID
finally news that matters
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7083|Great Brown North

AussieReaper wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Stamford police shot the chimp multiple times when he ripped off a side mirror and tried to enter a police cruiser, Conklin said. Travis returned to the house and died inside.
That's some GTA shit yo.
I was thinking that.

If it had been a bear they would've sent a special task force of guys to tranquillise it and then release it into the wild or a zoo somewhere.
once a bear mauls someone, they kill it.
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6884|the dank(super) side of Oregon
aren't chimps even stronger than retards?
Catbox
forgiveness
+505|7020

Reciprocity wrote:

aren't chimps even stronger than retards?
I don't know... how much can rammunition bench press...lol?    I kid...
Love is the answer
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6742|King Of The Islands

Choclot wrote:

In the same article:

" In 2005, a different chimp escaped from California's Animal Haven Ranch and chewed off a man's nose and genitals."

OMGLOLBBQ
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6456|what

Cheez wrote:

Choclot wrote:

In the same article:

" In 2005, a different chimp escaped from California's Animal Haven Ranch and chewed off a man's nose and genitals."

OMGLOLBBQ
Does it matter in which order he ate them?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6742|King Of The Islands

Well if he got to the nose first, I'd wonder why he'd let him continue.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|5988|SQUID
they used to fire chimps off into space
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6456|what

Cheez wrote:

Well if he got to the nose first, I'd wonder why he'd let him continue.
The nose was just foreplay.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
wensleydale8
Member
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it was infected with rage I say.
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
']['error.V2
Om nom nom nom
+48|6117

Choclot wrote:

In the same article:

" In 2005, a different chimp escaped from California's Animal Haven Ranch and chewed off a man's nose and genitals."

OMGLOLBBQ
Lol that guy must have been like:

https://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l310/stefanvdd/ffffuuuuuuu.jpg

..when he wake up in hospital.

bennisboy
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+829|6950|Poundland
1. Chimps shouldnt be kept as pets, its not fair on them
2. Chimps are fucking strong!
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|5988|SQUID
chimps are all total ragers
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6881|Columbus, OH

bennisboy wrote:

1. Chimps shouldnt be kept as pets, its not fair on them
2. Chimps are fucking strong!
3. 200lb Chimps pwn 50 year old caretakers
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6456|what

loubot wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

1. Chimps shouldnt be kept as pets, its not fair on them
2. Chimps are fucking strong!
3. 200lb Chimps pwn 50 year old caretakers
4. If the 50 year old caretaker had hired another chimp as a bodyguard this never would have happened.
5. Think about it.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Kmar
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