Hey its Star Wars!!!

2009-02-16 07:26:47

#1

lowing: Banned; +1,662|6852|USA

Hey it is Star Wars!!!

I got this figured out! Bare with me while I set the stage.

The cast

Darth Vader =Barrack Obama

The Jedi = conservatives

The clone army = liberals

The separatists = conservatives

The senate = liberal congress

Robot threat = economy

General Grievous = Tim Geithner

Evil Emperor = Nancy Pelosi

The Death Star = White House

Planet Alderon = United States

It is a dark time for the separatists; the robot army grows stronger under the command of general grievous. It is determined by the senate lead evil emperor that the only way to stop the robot army is to build a clone army. The Jedi, who was duped by the evil emperor agrees and supports this clone army.

Little do the Jedi know that the real reason for the clone army was not to fight the robot army (which was also developed by the evil emperor) but was gain control over the last remnants of resistance in the senate thus controlling the whole galaxy? Rendering the separatists powerless.

After this is accomplished, the evil emperor would employ her right hand man Darth Vader to make an example of those who resist her rule. Darth Vader is ordered to blow up the planet of Alderon, which of course he is setting up to do.

feel free to add or change the cast as you see it as well as the story line.

Yup I am bored

2009-02-16 07:29:23

#2

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|5921|Gulf Coast

lowing = jar jar binks

Important

2009-02-16 07:30:45

#3

lowing: Banned; +1,662|6852|USA

DrPeePeeFace wrote:
lowing = jar jar binks

lol good one. Forgot about him

They made him a genersl didn't they? Then he went on to kick some robot ass?

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2009-02-16 07:31:09

#4

ColCarnage: taw; +283|5796

DrPeePeeFace wrote:
lowing = jar jar binks

lol

2009-02-16 07:31:59

#5

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6962

have you been smoking out with yerded?

2009-02-16 07:36:01

#6

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6822|London, England

what about the evil muslims, and black people, and evil muslim black people, and george bush is hans solo or luke skywalker, i'd imagine, no wait......what about jesus

2009-02-16 07:36:06

#7

lowing: Banned; +1,662|6852|USA

usmarine wrote:
have you been smoking out with yerded?

can't believe you said that, and to think I was gunna make you Han Solo

2009-02-16 07:37:32

#8

lowing: Banned; +1,662|6852|USA

Mekstizzle wrote:
what about the evil muslims, and black people, and evil muslim black people, and george bush is hans solo or luke skywalker, i'd imagine, no wait......what about jesus

They could be either the clone army or the seperatists, depending on their beliefs.

George Bush was the ousted Princess Amadala lol

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2009-02-16 07:37:49

#9

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6822|London, England

If usmarine was hans solo I'd report this topic, not that I'm a big Star Trek fan or anything but still, usmarine is just one of the faceless storm troopers like the rest of us

2009-02-16 07:38:36

#10

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7011|Nårvei

Episode 1: Jar Jar Binks (lowing) gets super AIDS from screwing Queen Amidala (George W. Bush)

Episode 2: Jew Skywalker (Poseidon) marries Han Solo (usmarine) and they both gets super AIDS

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2009-02-16 07:39:23

#11

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6933|St. Andrews / Oslo

This thread is so nerdy.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
And it's Star Wars, noob

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2009-02-16 07:39:41

#12

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|5921|Gulf Coast

Mekstizzle wrote:
If usmarine was hans solo I'd report this topic, not that I'm a big -->Star Trek<-- fan or anything but still, usmarine is just one of the faceless storm troopers like the rest of us

wut

Important

2009-02-16 07:40:12

#13

lowing: Banned; +1,662|6852|USA

Mekstizzle wrote:
If usmarine was hans solo I'd report this topic, not that I'm a big Star Trek fan or anything but still, usmarine is just one of the faceless storm troopers like the rest of us

Neh, he would be a faceless Jedi, who would get killed probably, only after taking several clones with him

2009-02-16 07:42:34

#14

lowing: Banned; +1,662|6852|USA

Jenspm wrote:
This thread is so nerdy.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
And it's Star Wars, noob

lighten up Francis

2009-02-16 07:44:29

#15

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6730|Global Command

I dibbs Boba Fett

2009-02-16 07:46:39

#16

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6933|St. Andrews / Oslo

lowing wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
This thread is so nerdy.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
And it's Star Wars, noob
lighten up Francis

It was a joke yo, notice the irony between post and spoiler.

meh. I guess I don't have a future in comedy

2009-02-16 07:50:43

#17

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7011|Nårvei

And for reference ... super AIDS = stimulus package

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2009-02-16 07:52:01

#18

lowing: Banned; +1,662|6852|USA

Varegg wrote:
And for reference ... super AIDS = stimulus package

bingo! that is a match!!

2009-02-16 07:52:52

#19

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6669

Bob Dole is Yoda.

2009-02-16 08:06:35

#20

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6756

I think you'll find Don Rumsfeld makes a far better Emperor Palpatine than anyone else and the neo-conservative movement have Sith written all over them. Just read the PNAC world domination statement of principles. The Democrat party have the task of pulling America's ass out of the fire. Whether they do or not and whether they look likely to or not is very much up for debate. Some of that spending bill is absolutely ludicrous but time will tell. Government intervention is absolutely necessary right now - but it has to be direct and effective: not $xxxM for condoms or the arts!

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2009-02-16 08:19:32

#21

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6424|Escea

DoctaStrangelove wrote:
Bob Dole is Yoda.

Dole Bob hmm?

2009-02-16 08:46:36

#22

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6730|Global Command

[derail]
Muzzammil Hassan is the founder and chief executive officer of Bridges TV, which he launched in 2004, amid hopes that it would help portray Muslims in a more positive light.
http://www.buffalonews.com/437/story/578644.html

What's with crazy ass mooslims cutting heads off yo?

[/derail]

2009-02-16 08:53:26

#23

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6872|UK

The Jedi = conservatives

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2009-02-16 08:55:04

#24

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6756

m3thod wrote:
The Jedi = conservatives

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

It's hilarious. The Republican Party is possibly the most reviled party in the entire world amongst some 5.7 billion non-Americans and amongst the majority of the American voting public. Jedis lol. The Republican reign of death, destruction, divisiveness, polarisation, heightening tensions, lack of control, lack of interest in the public interest and completely false and hollow economic growth is thankfully over. Time to repair.

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2009-02-16 08:56:36

#25

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6738|Long Island, New York

m3thod wrote:
The Jedi = conservatives

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

I was thinking the same thing.

This picture looks a lot better:

https://www.mtonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bush_cheny.jpg

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