Hurricane2k9
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That part about the deductions seems... off. How can I not have any taxable income?
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AussieReaper
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Mitch
16 more years
+877|6829|South Florida
what happens when you click the 'explain this' button?

and under a certain amount of income you dont need to pay taxes.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
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thanks babe
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6005|College Park, MD

Mitch wrote:

what happens when you click the 'explain this' button?

and under a certain amount of income you dont need to pay taxes.
"This is the amount you're getting back from the IRS."

If what you said is true then I guess it makes sense that the IRS would give me back all the money that's been withheld from my paycheck. But wouldn't my deduction simply be exactly what my income was?
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AussieReaper
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Yeah $1005 dollars isn't a huge income, taxing the poor isn't something that Democrats do anyway. (lol haha)

And who complains about low taxes, Martin?

edit: standard deduction might be the standard deduction of all of those who earn in the vicinity of your income.

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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
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TheAussieReaper wrote:

And who complains about low taxes, Martin?
Not me, I'm just scared that the IRS might take me to their death camps.

Also, TurboTax says that it finds no errors with my return. I guess having moar deduction than income is fine?

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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6841|Long Island, New York

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

TheAussieReaper wrote:

And who complains about low taxes, Martin?
Not me, I'm just scared that the IRS might take me to their death camps.
Tim Geithner.

He's coming for you.

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You only make $1005? Damn, dude...I mean, I know it's part time...but that's low.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6829|South Florida

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

TheAussieReaper wrote:

And who complains about low taxes, Martin?
Not me, I'm just scared that the IRS might take me to their death camps.

Also, TurboTax says that it finds no errors with my return. I guess having moar deduction than income is fine?
If anything goes wrong, its turbotaxes fault.
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Hurricane2k9
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I only started in August, and after October they cut down on shifts because business slows down a lot in the cold months.
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Kmar
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Audit defense tbh.
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6005|College Park, MD

Kmarion wrote:

Audit defense tbh.
Huh?
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Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6904|132 and Bush

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

Audit defense tbh.
Huh?
Turbo tax offers it. Basically if the IRS questions you forward it to them. They take care of it.
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AussieReaper
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Kmarion wrote:

Turbo tax offers it. Basically if the IRS questions you forward it to them. They take care of it.
I've been watching too many gangster and mob movies. To me that sounded like if the IRS causes you any problems turbo tax will come round and whack them.



Hurricane, your pay and tax threshold will probably rise when you turn 18.

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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
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Kmarion wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

Audit defense tbh.
Huh?
Turbo tax offers it. Basically if the IRS questions you forward it to them. They take care of it.
I'm guessing that costs money. Supposedly my dad has an accountant, if the IRS really wants to question a fucking 17 year old ice cream store employee who owed less than $25 to the government in taxes then he'll take care of it.

That was phrased poorly actually; $24 was withheld from my income for the government. According to TurboTax, those pigs don't deserve a single cent.

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Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6904|132 and Bush

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:


Huh?
Turbo tax offers it. Basically if the IRS questions you forward it to them. They take care of it.
I'm guessing that costs money. Supposedly my dad has an accountant, if the IRS really wants to question a fucking 17 year old ice cream store employee who owed less than $25 to the government in taxes then he'll take care of it.

That was phrased poorly actually; $24 was withheld from my income for the government. According to TurboTax, those pigs don't deserve a single cent.
It's like 19.99. If I'm getting a significant amount back I do it for peace of mind. It's worth it.
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Reciprocity
Member
+721|6884|the dank(super) side of Oregon
lol, poor people trying to paying taxes.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6005|College Park, MD
@kmarion eh I didn't see it... already filed, oh well. I honestly doubt they'll audit me, I don't owe them shit anyway.

@Reciprocity yeah cause a 17 year old is gonna be making six figures a year
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Reciprocity
Member
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work harder.
AussieReaper
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Be good to your mother.
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DrunkFace
Germans did 911
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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

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That part about the deductions seems... off. How can I not have any taxable income?
I don't see anything wrong. I've had no taxable income many times. I can't tell you exactly why because I don't know the laws on what's deductible in the US.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6829|South Florida

Reciprocity wrote:

lol, poor people trying to paying taxes.
lol, people who can't type trying to post in threads.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6841|Long Island, New York

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:


Huh?
Turbo tax offers it. Basically if the IRS questions you forward it to them. They take care of it.
I'm guessing that costs money. Supposedly my dad has an accountant, if the IRS really wants to question a fucking 17 year old ice cream store employee who owed less than $25 to the government in taxes then he'll take care of it.

That was phrased poorly actually; $24 was withheld from my income for the government. According to TurboTax, those pigs don't deserve a single cent.
Or you could go the ironic route and pirate Turbo Tax. Although I'm not condoning anything.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6005|College Park, MD

Poseidon wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Kmarion wrote:


Turbo tax offers it. Basically if the IRS questions you forward it to them. They take care of it.
I'm guessing that costs money. Supposedly my dad has an accountant, if the IRS really wants to question a fucking 17 year old ice cream store employee who owed less than $25 to the government in taxes then he'll take care of it.

That was phrased poorly actually; $24 was withheld from my income for the government. According to TurboTax, those pigs don't deserve a single cent.
Or you could go the ironic route and pirate Turbo Tax. Although I'm not condoning anything.
If there's one thing I'd never pirate it's stuff like TaxCut and TurboTax. Considering they directly connect to the IRS' (aka GOVERNMENT) servers, I'd rather not run the risk of it secretly reporting that it's a pirated copy and then being taken to the FBI's death camp.
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Reciprocity
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Mitch wrote:

Reciprocity wrote:

lol, poor people trying to paying taxes.
lol, people who can't type trying to post in threads.
lol, people trying to criticizing my typing.

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