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xfire wrote:

War Man: what?
CanadianLoser: I LOVE U
War Man: Well i don't
CanadianLoser: aw
CanadianLoser: you should love youself
War Man: no i don't love you, you queer
CanadianLoser: but you love me righT?
War Man: wtf did i just get through saying?
CanadianLoser: common snugglepuss
CanadianLoser: <3
War Man: ill put you on my xfire ignore list, you'll be the first ever
CanadianLoser: D:
CanadianLoser: honey, we can work this out
War Man: no
War Man: we never had a thing to work out
CanadianLoser: so we're good?
War Man: because i'm  "NOT A FUCKING GOD DAMN QUEER!!!"
CanadianLoser: but, you like me right?
CanadianLoser: as a boyfriend
CanadianLoser: nothing queer
War Man: no
CanadianLoser: but we're dating, right?
CanadianLoser: nothing queer
War Man: no
War Man: no
War Man: non
War Man: no
CanadianLoser: OHHHHHHH
CanadianLoser: i get it
War Man: we are not doing anything with eachother
CanadianLoser: practical joke?!
War Man: no
CanadianLoser: babe ur so funy <333
CanadianLoser: xoxoxo
CanadianLoser: except for anal last night amirite :0
War Man: i don't need a second babe, let alone one who is a a man
War Man: no
War Man: non
CanadianLoser: u have a first babe?
CanadianLoser: how long has this been going on??!!?
War Man: who do you think it is?
CanadianLoser: is it max?!
CanadianLoser: ted?!
CanadianLoser: it's ted isn't it
War Man: no
War Man: no
War Man: no
CanadianLoser: that fucking award
War Man: no
CanadianLoser: JESUS?
War Man: hell no
War Man: jesus is dead
CanadianLoser: racist
War Man: how so?
CanadianLoser: War Man: jesus is dead, i also hate black people
War Man: i don't hate black people
War Man: i live in Racine which was a major anti slavery city even before the civil war
CanadianLoser: oh cool
CanadianLoser: tell me more over dinner tmrw night?
War Man: no
CanadianLoser: what is with u today, sweetie
War Man: i don't like queers
War Man: especially those interested in me
CanadianLoser: but u like ur boyfriend
CanadianLoser: thats weird
War Man: i don't have a boyfriend
CanadianLoser: i'm cool with that tho
CanadianLoser: hahaha
CanadianLoser: u have such a cute sense of humour
War Man: i rather have a girl than a man
CanadianLoser: but if u had to, you'd choose a man
War Man: no
War Man: girls are hot, guys are ugly
CanadianLoser: are u a girl?
War Man: no
CanadianLoser: your ugly?
War Man: i'll let others be the judge of that
CanadianLoser: well i think your cute
CanadianLoser: as a button
CanadianLoser: <3
War Man: you don't know what i look like
CanadianLoser: its hard when u dont want to turn the lights on even AFTER we are done
War Man: .............
War Man: time to add my first ever ignored xfire member
CanadianLoser: <3 love you too cutie
War Man: you have a mic?
CanadianLoser: yes!!!
<Incoming call from War Man.  Click the voice button to answer>
<Call established to War Man (Medium)>
War Man: canadians first
<Call ended>
<Calling War Man>
<Call established to War Man (Medium)>

Cammy: ?xfire
<Invalid / command. Type /help for help>
Gooners: you wot
Cammy: FUCK
Cammy: Cunt
Cammy: Fail
Cammy: You can't type / then something unless you put a space
Cammy: so what I mean was
<Invalid / command. Type /help for help>
Cammy: OMG
Cammy: FUCK OFF
Cammy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Gooners: What the Shitting FUCK?
Cammy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE / Commands
Cammy: Fucking waknas
Cammy: Wwankas
Cammy: Wankas
Gooners: WILLY WANKA
Cammy: wat?
Cammy: o_0
Gooners: eh
Cammy: Nm
Gooners:

Finray: [video]
liquidat0r: wut
Finray: no u
liquidat0r: is that cod4?
Finray: No it's Hello Kity: Cutie World

Jennnnn.. says:
I got condoms babe

[21:09] Gooners: did u just leave me karma
[21:19] DoctaStrangelove: wat
[21:19] DoctaStrangelove: yeah
[21:19] DoctaStrangelove: who else?
[21:19] Gooners: wut
[21:19] Gooners: i was confused
[21:19] Gooners: because i have many butt buddies
[21:19] DoctaStrangelove: WHAT
[21:20] DoctaStrangelove: YOU'RE FUCKING CHEATING!
[21:20] Gooners: No
[21:20] Gooners: i
[21:20] Gooners: i
[21:20] Gooners: didnt mean it
[21:20] Gooners: like that
[21:20] Gooners: in theory
[21:20] Gooners: i do
[21:20] DoctaStrangelove: I'M DONE WITH YOU GOONERS
[21:20] Gooners: but not rly
[21:20] Gooners: NO PLEASE
[21:20] Gooners: I CAN CHHANGE
[21:21] Gooners: don't leave me
[21:21] DoctaStrangelove: I've said goodbye
[21:21] Gooners: Ill give you karmas?
[21:22] DoctaStrangelove: YOU THINK THAT'S ENOUGH?
[21:22] Gooners: ITS  A  START AINT IT
[21:22] DoctaStrangelove: YOU BREAK MY HEART AND YOU THINK YOU CAN FIX IT WITH KARMA?
[21:22] DoctaStrangelove: YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN
[21:22] Gooners: SORRY
[21:22] Gooners: THIS TIMe
[21:22] Gooners: Ill take and u can give?
[21:23] DoctaStrangelove: no
[21:23] DoctaStrangelove: not anymoar
[21:23] DoctaStrangelove: good bye Gooners
[21:23] DoctaStrangelove: good bye
[21:23] Gooners: Nooo
[21:23] Gooners: please
[21:23] DoctaStrangelove: good bye
[21:23] Gooners: i can change
[21:23] Gooners: i can be BETTER
[21:23] Gooners: DONNT DO ITTT
[21:23] DoctaStrangelove: but you won't
[21:23] Gooners: YES I WILL
[21:23] Gooners: PLEASE
[21:23] DoctaStrangelove: no
[21:23] DoctaStrangelove: it's too late anyway
[21:23] Gooners: ITSNEVAR TO LATE
[21:24] DoctaStrangelove: it is for you
[21:24] Gooners: No please
[21:24] DoctaStrangelove: good bye...
[21:24] Gooners: HEy
[21:24] Gooners: what about you and EBUG?
[21:25] DoctaStrangelove: that was before us
[21:25] DoctaStrangelove: before you
[21:25] DoctaStrangelove: and it wasn't even serious
[21:25] Gooners: AND YOU THINK THAT WHAT I HAD WITH THE OTHER GUYS WAS?
[21:25] DoctaStrangelove: but we weren't together when I was with Ebug
[21:26] Gooners: How can you prove that?
[21:26] DoctaStrangelove: I can't, but this is about YOU
[21:26] DoctaStrangelove: NOT ME
[21:26] DoctaStrangelove: what I USED to do with Ebug
[21:26] DoctaStrangelove: doesn't matter no moar

[21:29] Gooners (goonrs): TELL HIM EBUG
[21:29] €ßüG122™ (ebug9): we still have a thing goin on between us don't we Docta?
[21:29] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): no
[21:29] Gooners (goonrs): Now what strangelove
[21:29] Gooners (goonrs): liar
[21:29] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): not for a few weeks
[21:29] Gooners (goonrs): liar liar
[21:29] €ßüG122™ (ebug9): D:
[21:29] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): that's the last time
[21:29] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): remeber
[21:29] Gooners (goonrs): we'v e BEEN TOGETHEr for 3 yrs!
[21:30] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): it's been like 3 weeks
[21:30] Gooners (goonrs): 4
[21:30] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): 3 weeks ago Gooners
[21:30] Gooners (goonrs): No
[21:30] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): we weren't in areal relationship til 3 weeks ago
[21:30] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): before it was just fun
[21:30] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): like me an Ebug used to have
[21:30] Gooners (goonrs): fuck you ... >>
[21:31] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): it's true
[21:31] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): Ebug, you can confirm that, can't you?
[21:31] €ßüG122™ (ebug9): o/ o|o \o
[21:31] €ßüG122™ (ebug9): ?
[21:31] Gooners (goonrs): lawl
[21:31] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): uhh
[21:31] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): I'm done with both of you
[21:31] €ßüG122™ (ebug9): D:
[21:31] Gooners (goonrs): fine
[21:32] Gooners (goonrs): maybe get together for some
[21:32] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): good bye Gooners, Ebug
[21:32] Gooners (goonrs): 3somes?
[21:32] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): No
[21:32] Gooners (goonrs): FUCK YOU
[21:32] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): I need a srs relationship right now
[21:32] Gooners (goonrs): lets go ebug
[21:32] DoctaStrangelove (doctastrangelove1964): I can't get that from either of you
[21:32] Gooners (goonrs): :-<
[21:32] Gooners (goonrs): go feek
[21:32] Gooners (goonrs): mok
[21:32] <Gooners (goonrs) has left the room>

[21:33] €ßüG122™: <3
[21:33] DoctaStrangelove: no Ebug
[21:33] DoctaStrangelove: not now
[21:33] DoctaStrangelove: not later
[21:33] DoctaStrangelove: now ever
[21:33] €ßüG122™: the bj's comin whether you like it or not
[21:33] DoctaStrangelove: then it's raep
[21:34] DoctaStrangelove: And I'll tell OHound or FM or some other mod you raepd me
[21:34] DoctaStrangelove: and you'll go to jail
[21:34] €ßüG122™: 0.o
[21:34] DoctaStrangelove: but women's jail
[21:34] DoctaStrangelove: so you wouldn't enjoy it
[21:34] €ßüG122™: you can't do this to me
[21:34] DoctaStrangelove: I can
[21:34] DoctaStrangelove: and I have
[21:35] DoctaStrangelove: I need a srs relationship now
[21:35] DoctaStrangelove: and you can't give me that
[21:35] DoctaStrangelove: some one else can
[21:35] DoctaStrangelove: maybe War Man, if he's single
[21:35] €ßüG122™: he's already taking 2 BBC's
[21:36] €ßüG122™: there isnt' room for another
[21:36] DoctaStrangelove: I see
[21:36] DoctaStrangelove: well then I'll find someone else
[21:36] DoctaStrangelove: not you though
[21:36] DoctaStrangelove: but I'll see
[21:37] €ßüG122™:
[21:37] Gooners: tell him
[21:37] Gooners: to
[21:37] Gooners: sodomize mek
[21:37] DoctaStrangelove: Mek's dating Surgeons
[21:38] DoctaStrangelove: and was also doin it with Uzique before he got banned
[21:38] DoctaStrangelove: good bye Ebug
[21:38] €ßüG122™: fine
[21:38] DoctaStrangelove: it is
[21:38] €ßüG122™: I'm officially throwing that hat out
[21:39] DoctaStrangelove: It was a shitty hat to begin with
[21:39] DoctaStrangelove: even before I cam on it

<malice_dear> Hi! Whatcha doing?
<Setzu> fapping
<malice_dear> fapping? what's that?
< 14nicotine > press alt + f4 to find out malice_dear
«[email protected]» has Quit iRC (Leaving)

<Pixistix>  I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete.
<Pixistix>  If they ever get to be a problem I'll just hit them all twice
<Pixistix>  Problem solved.

<ducklord> You may think I'm retarded, but I actually know some things
<ducklord> Like the square root of my telephone number

<Crazy^Donna> are we in english class!?

<Kaowyn> no but i'm tired of hearing you fuck up every damn sentence
<Soulcleaver> Once me, my dad, and some of his employees were having a racist joke contest, but midway through we remembered we were still in Wendy's.

<chibo> Found something pretty rad. $5 FBI hat purchased at HOPE. Blew past a cop at 85. Looked over at the cop, he read the hat, saluted, and retargeted someone else with the radar gun. Not too bad for $5. Highly recommended.

<@Exor[B-AFK]> yeah apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction!
<@Exor[B-AFK]> HA HA.
* Exor[B-AFK] shoots self

<bigboss> I just got a popup ad that used the ms voice agent thing to talk to me.
<bigboss> It was like stephen hawking selling me mutual funds.

<-- Matias has quit (Exit: Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs)

<Dayv> Australia is basically Canada with marsupials and funny hats.

mike > What do they send you if you send those penis enlargement companies some money?
mike > "No pill, no pumps. Simple exercises you can do at home.". I have a feeling I am probably already doing whatever it is.

<EFX> What's a dikfor?

*** MindWreck ([email protected]) has joined channel #asianpop
11:07 <MindWreck> !list
11:07 <poeham>  --- #asianpop :You're not channel operator
11:07 <poeham>
11:08 * poeham was ready to kick that time
11:08 <poeham> hey you
11:08 <poeham> LEAVE
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11:08 <poeham> $$
11:08 * poeham is just as effective from the sidelines

<+blotch> howcome you never see a black santa
<@SantaReul> what are the chances of a black man breaking into people's houses to *leave* things

<ProfBahddins> ... . ... . ....... . . ... .. .........  ..... .. ...... .. .
<ProfBahddins> ... . ........ . .... ....... . ... .. ......
<eruhu> ?
<ProfBahddins> i'm talking to my blind friend.

<spazdor> how do you get a Cisco Certified Network Administrator off your porch?
<cnug> ...?
<spazdor> pay for your pizza

<denshuu> I just spent the better part of four fuck hours trying to get on IRC from campus
<denshuu> just to talk to you artards
<Desu|Away> rawsome
<whereisJ> What would you do without us?
<denshuu> graduate

<Phillip`> i just had starbucks coffee
<K_Russell> join #someonewhocares
<Phillip`> no one is there

<XwinGs> can i find any mensa iq test on the net ?
<Ntruder> part of the test is finding the test.  good luck.
<XwinGs> oic

<locust> Hey phil how do I get rid of my ip number

<_0wn3d_> N-E-1 no how to download the internet ????????????????

Last edited by DesertFox- (2009-02-03 20:02:51)

liquidat0r wrote:

kyle says: lol
kyle says: you have the ability to get straight the point in a humorous manner, if you were a woman i'd be all over you right now
Adam @ last.fm says: erm, right

(kylef and me)

<FFLink> Ha ha
<FFLink> Wow
<FFLink> Poor guy, he really tried hard with that site
<Zimmer> what site?
<FFLink> Click Liquid's link
<FFLink> Then the one isnide it
<FFLink> *Inside
<Zimmer> FFLink: it takes 10 minutes to do
<Zimmer> its an iframe
<FFLink> You're an iframe!
<FFLink> :'(
<Zimmer> :(
<Zimmer> that's mean
<Zimmer> I cried a bit inside

[17:06] Gooners: ESSEX
[17:06] Kptk92 : YE
[17:06] Gooners: We're fuckign hard INNIT
[17:06] Kptk92 : YE
[17:06] Kptk92 : BRAP
[17:07] Gooners: FUCK YEAH
[17:07] Kptk92 : BRRRRRRAP
[17:07] Gooners: ILL CALL SHEFFA THEN WE CAN FUCKIN GO AND PICK UP TVS AND SHAG SHEEPS INNIT
[17:09] Gooners: OI
[17:09] Kptk92 : YE SURE
[17:09] Kptk92 : COZ THATS WHAT US ESSEX NIGGAZ DO INIT
[17:10] Gooners: ENNI
[17:10] Gooners: FUCKIN STEAL TVS
[17:10] Gooners: AND BREAK CEILINGS
[17:10] Gooners: WE'RE HARD AS FUCK
[17:10] Kptk92 : I FUCKING KNO
[17:10] Kptk92 : WE'LL LET SHEFZZ SHAG THE SHEEP WHILE WE DO THE BUSINESS
[17:10] Gooners: YEAHH THAS RIITE
[17:11] Kptk92 : YE
[17:11] Gooners: LETS ADD HIM
[17:11] Kptk92 : wtf
[17:11] Kptk92 : rofl
[17:11] Gooners: LET HIM KNOW THE PLAN ENNIT
[17:12] Kptk92 : YE
[17:12] Kptk92 : KGO

[12:47] >rush.Jamesey: you know any hacked servers to get reset on?
[12:47] #Teh™</3: 127.0.0.1
[12:47] >rush.Jamesey: UR FUNNY
[12:47] #Teh™</3: thx

JoshP wrote:

[12:47] >rush.Jamesey: you know any hacked servers to get reset on?
[12:47] #Teh™</3: 127.0.0.1
[12:47] >rush.Jamesey: UR FUNNY
[12:47] #Teh™</3: thx

jamsy hacks wtf?

Last edited by liquidat0r (2009-02-09 11:19:46)